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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Mar 24, 2008 16:35:10 GMT -5
"Mr. Hookton, I have nothing but respect for you, but I feel I must point something out to you. I may nto be of this region or world, but I have taken great pains to learn fo the beliefs of this world's peoples. I would point out to you that Christianity itself is not a religion, it is simply believing that Jesus Christ is Messiah. There are many denominations described as Christian, and the term is only a catchall phrase.
Also, I would like to mention that while Catholicsim may have started with the poor in Rome, there is no way of telling that anything that they practiced is what Catholics in this day and age are practicing. The Council of Nicaea determined all of the practices that would become sanctioned and all the others that would be forgotten, even so far as to determine which parts of the Bible to omit.
I do not know the veracity of what Exodus speaks, but nor can I determine that of the book which so many believe blindly."
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
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If Heaven Rides Against Us, Then Gods Be Damned
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Mar 24, 2008 16:51:20 GMT -5
In a sense you are correct, however I suppose the religion that we would be speaking of would a Judaic religion. Christianity is a mere offshoot of that with a different take on Jesus. And we all know the Council of Nicaea was forced at spear point so the validity of it kinda falls away. As well it really only served as a rallying point for all the various sects of Christianity that existed at the time (such as the Aryans) and of course to determine the Nicaean Creed which was to be unified throughout Christendom.
My respect for you remains as well, never let that be drawn into question sir.
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Post by The Coming on Mar 25, 2008 1:26:14 GMT -5
Ah, but Romeo, you already knew I was coming.
Soon it will begin.
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Post by Ro on Mar 25, 2008 3:33:26 GMT -5
OOC: ^ Win.
Will there be lots of hot, stinky white goo?
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Post by The Coming on Mar 25, 2008 8:42:22 GMT -5
OOC: Sad, Vizzini. Just... wow.
Epic lulz.
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Post by Ro on Mar 25, 2008 8:50:26 GMT -5
OOC: Damn you, person I cannot name at this particular moment in time! Damn you!
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Post by Mortus on Mar 25, 2008 15:56:13 GMT -5
INTERNETZ IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 26, 2008 9:50:08 GMT -5
The saddest part is how hard you fail at being so internetz.
Twenty minutes at Encyclopedia Dramatica does not make you 1337
Being a newfag /b/-tard doesn't mean you did anything more than memorize the poastses and now Recycle Bin them at anyone that hasn't block listed you.
The purpose of anonymous is to be...wait for it... anonymous. To walk around proclaiming that you are indeed fighting for "the cause" is the equivalent of pointing out your posts on 4chan. You don't support the cause, you want the fame lulz bring.
Try harder or Alt-F4.
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Post by Mortus on Mar 26, 2008 14:03:06 GMT -5
Lol wut? Name-fag at $cifag raids; excuse me for being slightly moar ballsy (LULZ) than the Oldfags. But, just to correct, there is no purpose of Anonymous. Because Anon is a tree. There's the Loli-loving-branch, there's the cancer-that's-killing-/b/, Milhouse-fags, underage-B&'s, Basement-dwellers, SNACKS-fags, and then those 'newfags' who are out on the frontlines undertaking in the very serious business of pwning Dollar-sign-entology. Each branch has it's own interests and 'goals.' So actually, how do I failed Internet at all? To Long, Don't Listen.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 26, 2008 14:30:19 GMT -5
"Hi, I'm JOHN /d/UNN and I represent Anonymous."
If you can't tell me what's wrong with that statement? GTFOMI
You can't just spout a few catch phrases, post a lolcat or two, and roll by an IRL raid and think you're the next Eddie Hooper pal.
You cruise the tubes and rofl at a couple of raids and think you belong? If the intarweb wasn't too busy fighting Tom Cruise and jerking to furfags, they'd be raiding your ass faster than Habbo.
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Post by Mortus on Mar 26, 2008 14:54:50 GMT -5
No doubt Branches of ANON will raid me anyway. What part of 'Hai I'm a Name-fag' is so unclear here? Am I claiming 100% Anonymity? Noez. z9.invisionfree.com/Brumanon/index.php?showtopic=51&st=0 ---> Check question 7. 7) Can i join you? User: Falco - Anyone is welcome to join us. User: Anon76 - Yes, anyone who wants to help is most welcome. User: Hermes - Do you liek mudkips? User: Lolita Protester - Sure! User: Brumerican - Of course you can! User: Lulz0Matic - Of course. As a small sample base; admittedly, these are Anon of the Birmingham England Anti $cifag Forum, however, the point remains that all belong within Anonymous, Anonymous is Everyone and No-one. Also; Where the fucking-cow-wank did I claim to Represent Anonymous? =/ Sage.
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Post by Deacon King on Mar 26, 2008 14:55:05 GMT -5
EPIC FAIL!!!!
That is what I consider Bain's last comment and I found no enjoyment at all in reading it.
The aformentioned comment is just a waste of board space, time, and keyboard longevity.
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Post by Mortus on Mar 26, 2008 14:55:44 GMT -5
WinRAR is you.
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Post by Deacon King on Mar 26, 2008 15:18:55 GMT -5
Might you be so kind as to explain this... WinRAR?
My forte is music...
Unfortunately, I do not know of any internet slang.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 26, 2008 15:23:37 GMT -5
Unfortunately friend, I am not blind. And Deacon, how kind of you to crawl out of hiding. If there were an expert in the subject of fail, it would be you sir. I'm glad you decided to poke your head in with your two cents. After all, you're bound to have more success taking shots from the sidelines than when I verbally crippled you last time.
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Post by Mortus on Mar 26, 2008 15:46:24 GMT -5
How does any of that make me out to be a representive of Anonymous? A member of Anonymous, perhaps, A bad member for being a namefag, perhaps... But no one represents Legion. And just as I predict it'll be dug up eventually... Says the Oldfag. =/ I'm not Anon though, I'm a Namefag, so it's ok.
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 26, 2008 17:14:53 GMT -5
The internet is for pathetic losers who cannot get a girl too touch them no matter how much money they offer.
To conclude, the internet is for porn, sad sad loser porn, get over it and on with your lives.
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Post by Ro on Mar 27, 2008 7:38:19 GMT -5
OOC: No knocking the sig.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 27, 2008 10:11:07 GMT -5
Shut up.
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Post by Ro on Mar 27, 2008 19:29:31 GMT -5
Fuck you.
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Austin
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Post by Austin on Mar 28, 2008 13:25:13 GMT -5
Fuck all of you.
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 28, 2008 14:03:19 GMT -5
Shut your f**king face uncle f**ka You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle f**ka You're an uncle f**ka, yes its true Nobody f**ks uncles quite like you.
See, I can jump on the use fuck to insult everyone band wagon too. Except unlike you clowns I am a respectable role model for children and know to censor myself.
More importantly though instead of ripping off phrases of human common spoken word, I have chosen to rip off a higher grossing movie in the South Park movie, for free, and there is nothing they can do because it's the internet.
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Austin
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Post by Austin on Mar 28, 2008 14:29:42 GMT -5
I expected better from you.
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Cain Ravid
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"Not so; if anyone kills Cain, he will suffer vengeance seven times over."
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Post by Cain Ravid on Mar 28, 2008 14:52:46 GMT -5
Really? Because such meaningless drivel is right on par with what I expect out of him
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 28, 2008 15:18:43 GMT -5
Wow, I'm the only one to say more than three words, and you decide I am the one who let you all down.
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you exhibit a of people who simply cannot stand that I prefer to one up those before me. Seriously with such witty retorts of "fuck you" and "fuck you all" you come and attack me.
I suppose I should be honored, because it just proves that no matter what I say, it's still the thing that makes people talk.
Now if you'll excuse me I need to tell the blond under my desk she is doing a sub par job and that her sister is on my speed dial to try and motivate her, so I will leave you with a few little words to remember me by.
You are all fucking insignificant peons employed by a company whose only real marquee name is myself. I will be named the first champion simply because this company needs me to be. If you don't like it go fuck the donkey or whatever animal you poor people ride to the shows and sell it as a show. Because donkey shows are far less embarrassing than the matches your limited skills allow you to put in front of the crowd.
Oh, and I laced your last physical needles with AIDS, suck on it bitches.
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Post by kennithnoisewater on Mar 29, 2008 0:45:05 GMT -5
This just in...you are an asshole.
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 29, 2008 2:44:51 GMT -5
Old news doesn't attract anyone now, tip, find a new story.
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
Lower Midcarder
If Heaven Rides Against Us, Then Gods Be Damned
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Mar 30, 2008 22:23:56 GMT -5
Wow, I'm certainly glad I haven't gone for my physical yet since joining here. But Ares does have a point, no one can deny it. We can throw around petty insults all we want or take absurd potshots at one another. We can all play like rockstars and try and twist and contort every words spoken so it can be referenced to a penis or homosexuality joke. Or, and this is a big OR we can all man up and come up with some original witty reparte and give Eric something to do. After all he is the first ever trash talker of the week, it certainly isn't fair to just let him have the title again because all anyone else can muster is "fuck all of you". So reach down into your spandex and make sure you got some danglers and then step back up the plate and at least try to say something constructive or destructive for that matter. It's better to at least swing at a pitch than just sit and watch it. Look at me referencing the most boring sport ever to be played.
Mr. Ares, your holiness, hopefully this livens up some conversation so you aren't as bored, we wouldn't want that afterall.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Mar 31, 2008 10:48:17 GMT -5
Ares, I've listened to your rants of perfection and superiority. If nothing else, they are amusing. However, I have to ask, will you be saying in the event that you do not become the first title-holder?
I would also like to note that while I hate to concede a point to a megalomaniac such as yourself, I have to agree that the descent into childish name-calling and bawdyhall insults is quick becoming old. I commend you on doing your part to add some spice to it. Not that you care about my opinion anyway, though. I probably dont even register on your radar, and even if I do, you probably just see me as another tiny obstacle in your quick progression to the top. Either way, keep on truckin'.
OOC: See that, I stole your thunder. -awaits witty retort-
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Ice Pik
Developmental Talent
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Post by Ice Pik on Apr 3, 2008 12:30:09 GMT -5
The camera focuses on a small black man sitting in what appears to be a gold throne. He is wearing a bright green suit over a gold shirt and a green bow tie. On top of his head is an oversized fedora that perfectly matches the color and fabric of his suit. In his hand is a large gold cup with the word "P I M P" emblazoned on it in diamonds. Leaning against the throne is a solid gold with the top of the handle shaped a nude women's posterior. Around him scantily clad women of various races lounge about the opulently designed room. Most noticible is the much larger African American standing behind the smaller man's throne. He is dressed much more simply in jeans and a white t-shirt. On his head is a white do rag. All are watching Vendetta Championship Wrestling on a big screen TV.
Silky: Dayum, negro! You peep dat shit? That was some whack ass garbage, yo! Bunch of faggot ass niggas, yo. Man, you could whup all dem nigga's ass fo sho!
The large man balls up his right hand and punches the palm of his left hand.
Ice Pik: Sho 'nuff!
The smaller man aknowledges the camera with a wide smile, showing off a mouth full of gold, platinum and diamond teeth.
Silky: Oh I'm sorry, please allow a brotha to introduce himself. I am the "Gang Bangin', Dope Slangin', Gat Clappin', Ho Slappin', Steady Mobbin' and Straight Ballin', Crunkalicious, Mac Daddy, Professor of Pimpology" Silky Smooooooooooooth LaTavion Washington. Holla at your nigga!
Silky motions to the women surrounding him.
Silky: Deez be the bitches. Holla, bitches.
Bitches: What up, Daddy!
Silky: Fo Real! And this specimen behind me is my personal security. The one man thug army, the "Urban Enforcer" Ice Pik!
Ice Pik once again balls up his right hand and punches the palm of his left hand.
Ice Pik: Sho 'nuff!
Silky: Now, da Pik here. He can lay ghetto ass beatdown on any nigga he step to. Straight up. That's why I've decided my next business venture will be sending da Pik to VCW to show y'all something. Ya'll know what the scariest thing is? Worse than Frankenstein, Dracula, the Wolfman, King Kong, Godzilla and dat fish man shit! The scariest thing is a nigga who can fight. And dat nigga can fight.
Ice Pik once again balls up his right hand and punches the palm of his left hand.
Ice Pik: Sho 'nuff!
Silky: So keep yo eyes out! Cause Silky Smooth and Ice Pik are bringin' the streets to YOU! Holla at your nigga, Shawty!
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