Exodus
Lower Midcarder
A mystery wrapped within an enigma
Posts: 112
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Post by Exodus on Mar 6, 2008 12:46:46 GMT -5
The gods the insolent fools worshiped once upon a time in South America? Hate to break it to you Mistico but I laid waste to those remnants of the Third World long ago. In fact, I remember Quetzalcoatl himself begging me to spare him as I ran my flaming sword through his chest. Your gods are dead good sir but do not fret, I will gladly allow you to bow before I. Then it is you who should be afraid, Wanderer.
I know not whether your tale is true, but either way, it shall be enough to fuel my wrath.Your wrath is nothing compare to I for I am the Wrath of the foul deity that breathed life into your insolent body when it was nothing but clay and a dream. My tale is as true as the flesh wrapped around your bones, the flesh that will so easily break and tear when I come down upon thee like a furious storm. I offer you one last chance to bow before me, to denounce all gods but I. Deny me twice and the fury of Heaven and Hell will come upon you. Mr.Brisbane, I am glad you see things my way. I have encountered many of your kind in my travels, knights brave and true. Sadly, so many were bound to God by duty that it was disgusting. However, the few who were indeed free men, or as free as the leash that the foul Creator places around His supposedly free willed pets, were some of the wisest men I ever encountered. I hope you will be the same.
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Post by Fuego Mistico on Mar 6, 2008 19:00:06 GMT -5
Yes, I am aware that my ancestors did not scalp. History does not change the validity of a threat.
Pain is still pain. Torture is still torture. Punishment is still punishment.
And Exodus, no, I refuse. You are nothing but an agent, you are nothing but the punished and the exiled, and you are still nothing but a man, even if Wrath incarnate.
I am still capable of cutting you down.
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Post by Great Nodnarb on Mar 6, 2008 22:29:24 GMT -5
Great is still Great
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 6, 2008 23:08:15 GMT -5
Great is the new gay.
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Post by Great Nodnarb on Mar 7, 2008 0:07:12 GMT -5
Not a people person are you.
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 7, 2008 0:52:21 GMT -5
You're not people.
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Post by Ciaran Kennedy on Mar 7, 2008 6:34:42 GMT -5
OOC: If Fytor wants on the card, he can take my spot. I don't know if I can make the deadline, even with the huge timeframe. I really wasn't expecting to be booked this early. OOC: Damn man I was looking forward to our match!
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Post by Ro on Mar 7, 2008 7:48:46 GMT -5
OOC: Nope, Bright stays on the card, the match still happens.
Come on, TBM, there's still nine days to come up with something.
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Bright
Developmental Talent
Watching. Waiting. Ever So Patient
Posts: 39
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Post by Bright on Mar 7, 2008 7:49:02 GMT -5
Keep looking forward to it. I'll put something out for it. It was a fuck up on my end entirely, I misread the timeframes of shows, and for that, I'm sorry to everyone.
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Post by Ciaran Kennedy on Mar 7, 2008 9:09:39 GMT -5
Excellent!
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
Lower Midcarder
If Heaven Rides Against Us, Then Gods Be Damned
Posts: 117
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Mar 7, 2008 12:55:25 GMT -5
Great, I guess this is what I deserve for saying "only a paycheck." I get stuck with a kid who likes fire. I bet everyone is thinking "Play with fire and you'll get burned." Wow, cliched, no. Carpenter, you are step one to proving that the working class are rising up. You can have all the fire you want after you and this freak in a suit Nodnarb become my first series of sidewalk paintings.
I know, tough talk for a good guy, but I'm not going for any of this bullshit. I'm here to right wrongs and end whatever corruption Christ seems to have in mind. If you won't listen to reason and step out of the way then I will curb-stomp my way to the Christ himself.
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Post by The Pyro on Mar 7, 2008 22:20:52 GMT -5
I have never said the phrase, 'Play with fire and you'll get burned', Mr. Hookton. Nor do I ever intend to. Please don't put words in my mouth. They might come back to bite burn you.
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Post by Great Nodnarb on Mar 7, 2008 22:38:41 GMT -5
Freak in a suit? Well, I can take a good compliment every now and then.
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
Lower Midcarder
If Heaven Rides Against Us, Then Gods Be Damned
Posts: 117
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Mar 8, 2008 9:59:14 GMT -5
Oh "Mr. Carpenter" I never said you said it, use your eyes to examine the words. Notice my use of "I bet everyone is thinking". You shouldn't be so hasty to jump to conclusions without thoroughly thinking through your response. We wouldn't want you to be a sheep now would we and just answering for the sake of having a rebuttal.
Well, you know what they say, All good solider wait like warheads. So stand in my way, side with Christ. Do what you must, but don't ever assume me to be one to place words in the mouth of another. I am not, nor will ever become like the elite.
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cc
Developmental Talent
Posts: 37
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Post by cc on Mar 8, 2008 15:21:35 GMT -5
Evil villains of VCW, you may have used your ways to keep me off the card this time but justice will be served soon enough.
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Post by Mortus on Mar 8, 2008 22:57:53 GMT -5
Fucking shit-pits man; Allow us, for the lulz, of course, to review the card at hand;
Seraphim Falls Tournament Round 2 Deacon King vs. Exodus Christ throws his guardian angel what some would consider, a bone. Minimizing his own work force, predictably, and cashing in on the ratings.
Fucking wonderful. Exodus is a Cuntbag-Dress-Wearing-Pretty-Boy-Wrath-Incarnate-Coporate-Whore.
Seraphim Falls Tournament Round 2 Eric Ares vs. Gregory Best Eric gets... Fuck it. They give Eric a man who is paid in beer.
Fuck that shit. Football violence and all; it's grand. Really. But as it pains me to say it, Greg, you don't belong in the ring. You need to Lurk Moar. Christ conviently stacks the deck for another Tacgnol victory. Frowny-fucking-face.
Seraphim Falls Tournament Round 2 Benedict Phoenix vs. Sir Feyd Brisbane Typical. Christ then books two of our... 'Good guys' against each other. Sadcat is seriously sad.
Seraphim Falls Tournament Round 2 Anon Ehmus vs. Jonathan Dunn And once again. I don't know who he's mad at here. Is he trying to eliminated one Anon or another? We've both offended him some way; Anon beat his little fuck buddy Erich, and I just let my mouth run wild a little.
Sick fucking fuck can't take us out by his fucking self though, can he? No, he has to play a little game about it. By the way, You guys just lost THE GAME.
Seraphim Falls Tournament Round 2 Cain Ravid vs. Sam & Max Who is Cain Ravid again? Didn't he shoot the bitch? Max; kick his ass. Sam; don't hold Max back. Or is Sam the wrestling one?
I forget.
Singles Match: Benjamin Bright vs. Ciaran Kennedy High card match is high card. How?
Fuck it. Despite that, I think I'll enjoy this. This isn't Chris Crucifiction trying to get kicks out of a bunch of grown men fighting over who gets to wear a belt; this'll just be a normal fucking match. Kudos for not being screwed by the bitch of a Gee-m guyz.
Seraphim Falls Tournament Round 2 - Latecomer's Fatal Fourway Great Nodnarb vs. Apathy vs. Andrew Carpenter vs. Thomas Hookton
Ok. Fuck you guys.
Now Tom, I ain't got nothing against you. We're probably more alike than you'd think. Your government is my dollar-sign-entology.
But still; fuck you you fucking cocks.
You show up fucking late and then you get to dance around immediately going to round fucking two of the tourney?
FUCKING DILDOS.
And it ain't your faults.
Fuck Christ.
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Post by Ro on Mar 8, 2008 23:36:58 GMT -5
OOC: You do realize, even if it was for the lulz, that we're following a structure, right?
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Post by Mortus on Mar 8, 2008 23:41:03 GMT -5
OOC: Yes.
Yes I do.
You do realise the above is completely in character? =P
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Post by Ro on Mar 8, 2008 23:42:15 GMT -5
OOC: Of course. Was just making sure.
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 8, 2008 23:53:27 GMT -5
Seraphim Falls Tournament Round 2 Eric Ares vs. Gregory BestEric gets... Fuck it. They give Eric a man who is paid in beer. Fuck that shit. Football violence and all; it's grand. Really. But as it pains me to say it, Greg, you don't belong in the ring. You need to Lurk Moar. Christ conviently stacks the deck for another Tacgnol victory. Frowny-fucking-face. You've got a point there. Gregory, I will double your weekly wage if you throw this match for me.
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Post by Deacon King on Mar 11, 2008 21:20:46 GMT -5
Hmmm... Exodus.... well.... this might be fun.
I watched, with minimal interest, the mayhem he caused at 1.1
Whoopdedoo...
The tint of my piss is more intimidating than Exodus.
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Post by kennithnoisewater on Mar 11, 2008 23:41:37 GMT -5
Hey look its the guy that lost his match and is still in the tournament for whatever reason, SQUASH! That is all.
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Post by Fuego Mistico on Mar 12, 2008 1:12:16 GMT -5
Hmmm... Exodus.... well.... this might be fun. I watched, with minimal interest, the mayhem he caused at 1.1 Whoopdedoo... The tint of my piss is more intimidating than Exodus. Quite the fool.
I may clash with Exodus, but from what I have observed, his skill is far above yours.
Fear not, if he should decide to make another example of you like he had Chris Austin, I will personally step in. Not to redeem you, but to crush him in my wrath, and make him the first victim of Quetzalcoatl's rage.
Then you shall be the next.
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Post by Deacon King on Mar 12, 2008 4:52:03 GMT -5
Alrighty... so we've got Mr. Magnum thinkin' he's tough stuff...
and another high and mighty.
Listen, both of you can go ahead and cut your rants short.
Magnum won by a fluke...
and Fuego... just who the hell are you?
Oh yeah... a mystical being, right?
Damn, is VCW the sports entertainment franchise of Middle Earth?
Gimme a break, Frodo. Instead of takin' that damn ring to that damn volcano... shove it up your damn ass.
That way... when Eric Ares decides he wants to rule all of Middle Earth... we get the pleasure of knowing you caught his meat-stick in your brown eye.
Or would that be beneath you, oh mighty one?
Well, technically... you'd be beneath him.
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Post by Fuego Mistico on Mar 12, 2008 5:05:37 GMT -5
Me? A mystical being? "King", not once have I spoken of myself in that regard.
I am not the mystical being. The gods I serve are the mystical beings. I am their soldier, their brave, their redeemer, the last remaining Jaguar Warrior walking the earth.
I am on a mission of vengeance - that is all you need to know, because everything else will not matter after you find your skull split open and your back broken.
Watch yourself, Deacon King. Watch yourself.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Mar 12, 2008 6:17:00 GMT -5
"I grow weary of this constant bickering. Cant we all jsut get along?"
(OOC: Yeah, I said it"
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 12, 2008 7:23:28 GMT -5
That way... when Eric Ares decides he wants to rule all of Middle Earth... See people, I don't even need to claim I am better than most of you, it's being done for me.
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
Lower Midcarder
If Heaven Rides Against Us, Then Gods Be Damned
Posts: 117
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Mar 12, 2008 9:12:42 GMT -5
OOC: Sheer brilliance, Wherever you go people just bend to your will. Classic.
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Post by Deacon King on Mar 12, 2008 16:11:14 GMT -5
Oh okay, so you're an instrument of the Gods...
I guess you really are Frodo then aren't you? That would make you a sad, sad little man.
How about you leave the wrestlin' to the real people and go back to your mom's and play dungeons and dragons?
Oh, and I'm sure there's plenty of MMORPG's across the land of the internet for you to play with.
Go ahead meat-puppet, be an instrument of your Gods, 'cause Deacon King runs his own shit.
That way, when I take down your level 47 magical-assassin-golden-knight-healer-elder-elf, you can say you saw it comin'.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 12, 2008 21:50:14 GMT -5
Someone fight me.
Now.
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