Austin
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Post by Austin on Mar 17, 2008 17:41:10 GMT -5
Thank you for the complement, Johnathan. I intend to spread over VCW, like the aforementioned cancer, hopefully overwhelming VCW, and eventually dominanting it.
I couldn't care less if he fucked my sister, I am not that fond of her. I am sure he is more than capable of defeating me, but I am confident I can defeat him as well. One day, we'll see.
But, you simple man. I understand the intimidation you feel, knowing that in the end, you're just a South Park rerun with your excess use of vulgarity, with the mental sharpness of a smart kid with Down Syndrome. It's obvious, Johnathan, that you can't handle being in the same room with someone who is by all accounts, superior. It's why you decided to take me on in a battle of wits, because you felt Eric was out of your league, which he is. Everyone can see that. You thought you'd be able to out-profane me, and "embarrass" me by bringing up my loss to Exodus.
You may out-profane me all you want, it just does one hell of a job of shining a spotlight on the lack of vocabulary you hold, and the lack of tact you possess. It's no matter, maybe you'll respond with an entry that drains the last bit of those few brain cells that somehow made it through all of those wars you had before coming here. I'm waiting. The Movement is waiting. Give me your best shot, and realize that what you have to say ultimately doesn't matter to me, or anyone else that matters now, or will matter in the future.
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Post by Mortus on Mar 17, 2008 18:03:06 GMT -5
Excuse me?
Very well, sir.
You are a cancer. I am the chemo to your cancer.
But you have thrown down a FUCKING challenge here, so;
I brought up your loss to Exodus?
When was this? Is it revelent to what I have just said to you? No. Because you're like every other newfag out there.
Lurk moar. Post Milhouse. You just lost the game.
You speak of a movement, just like Fox News. Just like Habbo Hotel. Just like DeviantArt. Just like Live Journal. Just like Snapesnogger.
I compared Aeres to dividing by zero; a waste of time. And now, I compare thee;
Your 'movement' is a lie. Your 'movement' is a lie. Your 'movement' is a lie. Your 'movement' is a lie.
Wake up and smell the roses. You're floundering on Full Metal Television and you're doing no better here.
I've drawn my comparisons to partys composed of fail; because all of these partys have been, oh, I do hate to throw the word around like such a cheap whore, but, 'owned.'
Anonymous Delivers.
But you sound as though you want to be out-profaned, if only to justify your accusations.
Here you go.
YOU-FUCKING-SEMEN-STAIN-HOW-BOUT-YOU-SUCK-MY-SEEDLESS-FUCKING-GRAPES... BECAUSE-YOUR-DILDO-ASS-MOVEMENT -SEEMS-TO-BE-STUCK-IN-THE-MUD... IT-MUST-FUCKING-BE-CUZ-DANCING-WITH-ME-AIN'T-GETTING-YOU-ANYWHERE...
There you go. Now go die of AIDs.
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Austin
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Post by Austin on Mar 17, 2008 18:06:58 GMT -5
Dance, Puppet, Dance.
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Post by Mortus on Mar 17, 2008 18:09:56 GMT -5
lulz.
'epic' response.
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Austin
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Post by Austin on Mar 17, 2008 18:13:17 GMT -5
Right back at you, Johnathan.
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Post by Ro on Mar 17, 2008 19:27:56 GMT -5
You compared Ares to dividing by zero?
So you compared him to the impossible?
That makes no sense at all.
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Post by Mortus on Mar 17, 2008 20:33:47 GMT -5
Lurk moar, and listen.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 19, 2008 9:50:22 GMT -5
There is nothing quite as entertaining as watching someone with nothing to say attempt a tough sounding response.
A feeling I am already familiar with here after my dealings with Deacon, I do hope this is not the usual state of affairs in this company...
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 19, 2008 10:56:04 GMT -5
Only when I am not involved.
Someday someone will come along who wants a shot at my title, but till then this tripe will have to do.
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Post by Deacon King on Mar 19, 2008 13:38:17 GMT -5
Why do you constantly speak my name, Alistar?
I think it's because you like the way it rolls off your tongue.
Keep my name out of your mouth.
It just gets weirder every single time. Pretty soon I'm going to catch you in my tree wearing a bird suit.
Dude, I don't play that sick stalker shit.
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Post by kennithnoisewater on Mar 19, 2008 23:57:43 GMT -5
He just likes the way other things roll off your tounge. Isn't that right Deacon?
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Post by The Coming on Mar 24, 2008 5:23:49 GMT -5
You can either expect the unexpected...
Or be blown out of the water.
Not long now.
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Post by Ro on Mar 24, 2008 6:44:36 GMT -5
OOC: Think you can sign up for the forums first?
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
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If Heaven Rides Against Us, Then Gods Be Damned
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Mar 24, 2008 8:14:09 GMT -5
Some of us have already been blown out of the water, been taken away from all we knew. If you think you can bring about anything "unexpected", sir you better be the wrath of God incarnate or sleeping with my mother.
Oh wait, never mind.
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Cain Ravid
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"Not so; if anyone kills Cain, he will suffer vengeance seven times over."
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Post by Cain Ravid on Mar 24, 2008 8:47:13 GMT -5
sir you better be the wrath of God incarnate Sorry, I've already filled that position...however, I am still accepting applications for the job of "Victim of My Onslaught." You can ask Fytor and Sam & Max how they like it...
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Post by Ro on Mar 24, 2008 8:55:39 GMT -5
If you're wrath of God incarnate, and Fuego Mistico is wrath of Quetzalcoatl incarnate...
...then what the hell is Exodus?
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Cain Ravid
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"Not so; if anyone kills Cain, he will suffer vengeance seven times over."
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Post by Cain Ravid on Mar 24, 2008 9:09:40 GMT -5
He's the same thing that most people on this roster are....nothing
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Exodus
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A mystery wrapped within an enigma
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Post by Exodus on Mar 24, 2008 13:08:46 GMT -5
He's the same thing that most people on this roster are....nothing Awww, the mortal thinks he's important. Roll over and shut your mouth fleshbag, a new age is coming; an age where your over confidence will lead to you being slaughtered with the rest of your kind. However, I am taking applications for a court jester to entertain me when I rule this Creation and your attempts at self importance do entertain me... And Romeo, what I am is the future God of all Creation. You can call me Master though.
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Post by Mortus on Mar 24, 2008 13:25:38 GMT -5
Bra', you sound just liek Mortus.
Lulz.
You crazy kids.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Mar 24, 2008 13:33:03 GMT -5
Feyd cast a thoughtful glance to Exodus, "Explain something to me Exodus. How would you become the God of all creation, yet you yourself report to a master?"
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Post by Mortus on Mar 24, 2008 13:39:50 GMT -5
Because, Good Sir,
He, like another Religion I know of, is in this for the money.
Forget all this shit about bull-wanking-whats-his-face beating an Angel in a Wrestling match.
Exodus answers to a man who can appreciate that the 'Old school' larger than life 'characters' still draw top dollar in some circles.
Consider Exodus Tom Cruise, and his Master a brand new L. Ron Hubbard.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Mar 24, 2008 13:46:05 GMT -5
Quirking a brow, Feyd cast a glance to Dunne, "I do believe that my question was directed toward Exodus, sir. While perhaps I do not nesecarily believe what he says, I will not go so far as to completely condemn him on a whim. I would suggest you follow suit."
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Post by Mortus on Mar 24, 2008 14:07:33 GMT -5
I would suggest you Lurk Moar.
What's moar liekly.
The science of Atheism being proved defunct, at the same time as over NINE THOUSAND years of Religious History,
Or that Exodus is a CON?
Don't you Paladin types commune with God on a regular basis? You tell me. I never quite leveled up my Half-Elf Paladin, so I wouldn't know.
Yes, I am aware that Half-Elves cannot be Paladins. I'm trying to stress a point here.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Mar 24, 2008 14:47:32 GMT -5
"The most likely scenario is the one in which you have no idea of which you speak. As it stands, I come from a land in which people such as Exodus are not altogether uncommon. I also come from a place that has seen its people seduced by false gods for great lengths of time. There were gods that had been believed for millenia proven to be false.
Sciences as well, for Science is simply the name of the god that the so-called athiests worship. It would appear that you are jsut as easily led as the ones you crusade against."
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Exodus
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Post by Exodus on Mar 24, 2008 15:17:18 GMT -5
Science as you mortals know it is simply the laws created by God when the world came to be. Laws had to be set for Creation to follow after the failures of the Third World thus what is now known as Science was born as the Hosts of Heaven crafted this Fourth World.
Brisbane, the fact I follow the whims of a man I call Master come down to the fact that I need his guidance to find my way back into the Pearly Gates. Having spent so much time consorting with mortals has caused my divine judgment to be clouded sadly, the people of this world have a tendency to cause that to happen. This is where my Master comes into play. He is a man familiar with the world of religion and is offering guidance towards my ultimate goal, a goal that would restore my lost wisdom and allow me to annihilate the God who lords over all of society acting as if He is so pure and powerful when honestly, He is as guilty of Sin as the rest of you. All the Master asks for in return is for me to grant him only a small portion of my power when Heaven bows to my whims, something I must do anyway to establish a balance of power in Heaven to prevent the corruption now seen.
Dunn, why are you obsessed with calling me an angel? You'd think someone so obsessed with being anonymous, a state historically created for the gathering of information and knowledge, would be able to get your facts straight instead of simply responding with boring generic and inaccurate insults, often time mispronounced. Atheism is the vilest of Sins; the lack of any form of religious belief, even the belief in the Third World denizens, should be punished in immediate death. God gave His only Son to die for you fools and you deny Him. HOW DARE YOU DENY THE CHRIST!?
Christ died for you, my Son died for you, and all you can do is spend time on this "internet" you obsess with. You are the vilest of Sinners and I cannot wait to remove the stain of your existence from Creation and watch while your eternal soul burns in the depths of Hell. All atheists are fools who think they control their own lives, self worshiping bastard spawn; you are no different.
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
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If Heaven Rides Against Us, Then Gods Be Damned
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Mar 24, 2008 15:45:36 GMT -5
Sir, technically he is not your son. By destroying God, who gave us his only begotten son, you would become a new God, not THE God. Thus the Christus would not be your son, you'd get to play some kind of step-father figure role...maybe. And regardless of that, understand your Holy Trinity son, Christ is the earthly represenatation of God, this if you kill him, you there-in-by destroy what was his earthly represenation. The old system cannot remain with a new "omnipotent one".
And now sir, if you are saying that even the worship of the "Third World" Gods is punishable by death, you've got a whole lot of condemning to do. Frankly I think you should just slink off back into the shadows and thump some bibles down south where your kind is tolerated. Blinded by dogmatic belief is a simple existence is it not?
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 24, 2008 15:55:50 GMT -5
"Religion is a crutch for weak minded individuals too lazy to believe in them self above all others. God is the backbone for the suicidal crack whores of this universe who would rather suck cock for crack than find a real job. People need to learn to worship themselves, your body is your temple, and you will be damned if I don't decorate mine with all of your lovely ladies."
An excerpt from the Book of Ares: Ares 7:14
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Exodus
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Post by Exodus on Mar 24, 2008 16:03:24 GMT -5
Sir, technically he is not your son. By destroying God, who gave us his only begotten son, you would become a new God, not THE God. Thus the Christus would not be your son, you'd get to play some kind of step-father figure role...maybe. And regardless of that, understand your Holy Trinity son, Christ is the earthly represenatation of God, this if you kill him, you there-in-by destroy what was his earthly represenation. The old system cannot remain with a new "omnipotent one". And now sir, if you are saying that even the worship of the "Third World" Gods is punishable by death, you've got a whole lot of condemning to do. Frankly I think you should just slink off back into the shadows and thump some bibles down south where your kind is tolerated. Blinded by dogmatic belief is a simple existence is it not? He is my Son as much as He is the Son of the accursed one who rests so comfortably upon the Throne now. As for your belief in the Holy Trinity, those are simply lies distributed by the beautiful Catholic Church, the institution where the truth be damned as long as their dogma may be eternal. God is the Father of all Creation and Christ is the living embodiment of the First World and my eternal Son. Your intolerance of my message makes me laugh Hookton, after all do you not fight for the weak peoples of society? You do not seem to understand the role God plays in oppressing these peoples, the fact He wants to maintain the social order so that His power may be retained. By toppling the Almighty and assuming His Throne, I will give these peoples the chance to rise up and and sit on the top of society, just underneath my eternal gaze. Eric Ares, your attempts at comedy are still yet to be amusing, no one supports your hedonistic lifestyle choices. Professing a love for one's body just shows the ignorance you possess because of the flaw that is your humanity; you should not worship what is not perfect. That is why you should only worship me.
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Mar 24, 2008 16:25:26 GMT -5
Actually, technically the Christian religion (if that's the one you choose to believe in) preaches that all are able to move upward in the world. It was one of the first created religion to offer an after life to the peasantry. Don't forget that Christianity started out as nothing more then a sect developed by the poor peasantry in Rome. And while true the mother of Constantine was the first (recorded) of the upper echelon to convert to Christianity and thus it was used in part to help align the people (after all in those days the peasantry/soldiers could make or break you).
You also didn't rebut my point that Christ isn't your son by any means. All you stated was that he was as much your son as the current God's. At least try and rebut when someone stands up to you. Explain how he is your Son as much as he is God's Son because as it stands, I ain't seeing it, seems to me you're nothing but a usurper and a wee bit angry that you got the boot.
Didn't you also state that you must share power in heaven in order to prevent the corruption that is there now. Now if you have to share power in order to prevent corruption aren't you just as flawed as humanity? You can't go about being an omnipotent being if you succumb to power so easily.
I'd rather worship Ares who covers his flaws by fucking my mother as opposed to someone who pretends his flaws don't exist.
And yes, I do fight for those labelled as the weak peoples of society, regardless of what system of belief they have. I am not one to judge someone by which God or God's they believe in. You don't seem to understand the role God plays in allowing some to get through the day when the going seems a little too tough to make it.
You have your path, I have mine. Enjoy the damnation yours bring you, I'll enjoy mine.
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 24, 2008 16:27:51 GMT -5
1) Eric Ares will never admit to not being perfect, don't try, I've heard it from better
2) You tell people not to worship themselves, but to worship the perfect you. Lose one match, and well perfection is spoiled, can't wait to see that blow up in your face.
3) Mock my comedy, good for you, not like that's original or anything.
4) Eric Ares doesn't give a flying fuck what you, god, Jebus, the so called "virgin" Mary, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster thinks of him, k bumkin.
5) Humanity is not a flaw. Humanity is what people who can cope with what they are and don't need to pretend to be a deity have.
6) Finally, get one thing straight. No matter who you are, what you are, who you do, or where you do it, you do not matter to me. You could be the lord all mighty coming down on wings of flame shooting from your ass and I won't care. Because the single most important thing in the world, the next world, your mom, A galaxy far far away, and those marble things from Men In Black is Eric Ares. No one or thing can tell me otherwise and have me accept it as the truth. So seriously, tell me all you want that you are god, but you will never EVER measure up to the beauty, perfection, and all around greatness of Eric Ares.
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