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Post by Fuego Mistico on Mar 13, 2008 19:16:34 GMT -5
Your "King" and your champions will fall to the power and the wrath of my gods, if they don't fall to my hatchet first.[/size][/font]
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 13, 2008 19:40:37 GMT -5
Fungo, here's an idea.
Get your gods to do their own damned dirty work. Or are they so scared of people like lil ole me that they can't be bothered to get out of the old folks home for the fallen gods up there in the retirement villa we like to call heaven?
Seriously, if the best they can do is send someone who can't change with the times and has less personality than the red head from the bar I took home last night, then they aren't just weak and worthless they are senile.
Oh and for anyone who wants to know, lack of wit and thoughts in a red headed gymnist can actually equal a poor time. Her handstand into the splits was horrible, 1.2 at best. However convincing said red head that the blinking red light in the darkness is a birth defect and not a video camera with night vision is priceless.
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Post by Fuego Mistico on Mar 13, 2008 19:49:50 GMT -5
Eric Ares, you underestimate me because we have not met in battle.
I have not changed with the times? I was born in this era, I was born in this generation. It is just so that the gods have chosen me to wage war upon those who have put to ruins their glorious civilization centuries ago.
Do not mock the gods, for all their wrath shall be manifested in my prowess.[/size][/font]
OOC:
And that's why Eric Ares > everyone else around here.
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 13, 2008 19:57:46 GMT -5
I underestimate you because you are a broken record. The gods this, the gods that, the gods fucked a nun in a paddy shack. See what I did there, I rhymed, multi talented I am.
Which so far is a lot more than I can say about you.
When the gods get surround sound and are hosting a kegger, then we'll talk, till then keep it to yourself, the crazy preacher from Little Nicky is more entertaining than you or your gods.
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Post by Fuego Mistico on Mar 13, 2008 20:03:05 GMT -5
Very well, then. Believe it or not, you have made a point.
"Preaching" will get me nowhere. Though the wait is long, I must get into the ring and make example of the first fool who dares stand in my way.
Then the world will listen. Then the world will know.
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Post by Mortus on Mar 13, 2008 20:25:13 GMT -5
I underestimate you because you are a broken record. The gods this, the gods that, the gods fucked a nun in a paddy shack. See what I did there, I rhymed, multi talented I am. Which so far is a lot more than I can say about you. When the gods get surround sound and are hosting a kegger, then we'll talk, till then keep it to yourself, the crazy preacher from Little Nicky is more entertaining than you or your gods. The ability to 'rhyme' that with shack is barely grounds to justify multi-talented status. Also, the beats per line were completely out. Which is why, sir, as they say on 'teh intarwebz,' holy fucking shit what is it they say again? Ah yes. 'Lul wut?' 'Lurk moar.' And most importantly... You fucking fuck. You're made of Fail. In before comment based around my genitalia. Think of something new.
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 13, 2008 21:29:21 GMT -5
I'm sorry Dickless, your right my opinion of you has been completely been based around the fact that you do lack anything resembling a mans dangly wangly. That is wrong, and for that I am sorry. Instead lets go out and compare how you stack up to me in ways not settled by manly prowess.
First off I came to VCW as an asshole claiming to be better than everyone, everything, and your mom. What am I now? Oh yes, an asshole who is still claiming to be better than you, your dog, your aunt, your mom, and your entire fucking gene pool. You on the other hand came in as a man addicted to halo and a former soldier who swore every second word. That sadly failed, and after ONE show you are now the kings of the intrawebz, a failed predator impersonator, and a bitch to your brother the likes of which have not been reached since the epic days of Lictors bitchdom. Oh, and you've even dropped swearing because you ran out of witty ways to link fuck and cock.
Eric Ares - 1 Dumbsville - 0
Eric Ares is an equal oppertunity insulter who finds contempt in everyone not him and comfort in the walls of your hot female family members vagoo. This has never, and will never change. I also don't see the need to personally attack you at every level because I don't need the rub, lets face it other people are using my name well enough that I don't always need to be the one talking about me anymore. You on the other hand consistently try and fail miserably to one up me. Because let's face it, with out trying to add me to the equation your exactly what you have to fiddle with when your lonely, nothing.
Eric Ares - 2 Dunceville - 0
Finally, in ring performance, I defeated a mentally handicapped FORMER WORLD CHAMPION of boxing in an easy fashion. Not only did I out wrestle him, but I got into the mind of a retard, if I can get into a mind as warped as his I can get into anyones. You on the other hand were helped to victory over two former nobodies by the Ripley's Believe It Or Not reject Sam and Max. In all technicality by the count of heads, you had your opponents outnumbered, making it a handicap match. Even then you have been shown on numerous message boards to be considered a disgrace to the Dunn family name. A name that the only successful family member has left behind in favor of the Crypt Keeper gimmick he now uses.
Eric Ares: 3 Dicklessville: 0
Is that clear enough for you, did that satisfy your appetite for being humiliated without your fixation on Viagra being abused.
Seriously, call Lictor and invite him here, at least he didn't switch gimmicks till his second match and then he switched back.
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
Lower Midcarder
If Heaven Rides Against Us, Then Gods Be Damned
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Mar 13, 2008 21:39:17 GMT -5
OOC: Nice use of Vagoo, another "Least I Could Do" reader I assume?
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 13, 2008 21:48:58 GMT -5
OOC: A rather avid one at that.
Rayne Summers may be my deity.
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Post by Deacon King on Mar 13, 2008 21:59:37 GMT -5
Ares is on FIRE!
Let's just hope that's not the genital herpes acting up.
Red-head?
OOC: I smell Club Dread?? Red headed gymnist?
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Post by Ro on Mar 14, 2008 5:30:06 GMT -5
That was made of EPIC win.
Matt, you're on the clock.
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Eric Scorpio
Developmental Talent
Protection; the Madcore Way...
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Post by Eric Scorpio on Mar 14, 2008 6:41:39 GMT -5
I think Matt has gone and pissed himself
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 14, 2008 11:35:03 GMT -5
As you have said, Ares, respect can be a cop out, a distraction from the task at hand.
Make no mistake, how I feel about any of you will not detract from the game plan inside that ring.
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Post by Ro on Mar 14, 2008 11:53:18 GMT -5
No less is expected, Mr. Bain.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 14, 2008 11:59:59 GMT -5
So am I to understand that my match at 1.3 will be with the juvenile? I fear not the false King, but I would like to know, so that I can prepare for the match, and the inevitable blocking out of his attempt to overwhelm me with fifth grade playground humor.
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Post by Deacon King on Mar 14, 2008 22:11:15 GMT -5
*Sigh*
You're deadpan attempts at appearing adult and above my vocabulary really do humor me.
It's not my fifth grade jokes that bother you... it's the fact that I'm hitting close to home.
I'm guessing some type of tragidy revolving around a cock? You're cock maybe?
Or could it just be that the aforementioned cock does not exist?
I apologize for offending you. I did not realize that "cocklessness" was a disease harbored by the handicapable.
But, on a lighter note, I would be happy to accept your challenge for 1.3, or any time in the near future.
I might have an immature sense of humor, Mr. Bain, but my knowledge and wisdom of the ring far surpass that of a fifth grader's.
I haven't seen a show yet where they have been able to say this, but yes...
I AM smarter than a fifth grader.
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Post by Ro on Mar 14, 2008 22:41:18 GMT -5
The handicapable?
WTF?
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 15, 2008 0:51:53 GMT -5
I believe he was trying to use the buzz word Handi-capable, a word used by bleeding hearts to make cripples feel better about themselves.
Then he surrounded it with more witty banter about my genitals.
If this is what VCW has to offer, I imagine it will go the way of stars like Jamie Kidd and Hannibal Frost in a short time.
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Post by Ro on Mar 15, 2008 1:55:26 GMT -5
OOC: Fun fact, he is Hannibal Frost.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 15, 2008 2:01:37 GMT -5
Funner fact
I'm well aware.
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Post by Ro on Mar 15, 2008 5:14:13 GMT -5
Oh.
Well, carry on, then.
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Post by Erich Ahriman on Mar 15, 2008 16:20:14 GMT -5
Yawn.
All these poor attempts at humor make me question my reasoning for signing up for this fed in the first place.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 15, 2008 17:32:13 GMT -5
You should probably kill yourself then.
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Post by Erich Ahriman on Mar 15, 2008 18:59:12 GMT -5
Ah such wit, i bow down to you sir.
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Post by Ro on Mar 15, 2008 22:08:38 GMT -5
Your resolve is made of cotton, and nothing more.
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Post by Mortus on Mar 16, 2008 17:00:07 GMT -5
I'm sorry Dickless, your right my opinion of you has been completely been based around the fact that you do lack anything resembling a mans dangly wangly. That is wrong, and for that I am sorry. Instead lets go out and compare how you stack up to me in ways not settled by manly prowess. First off I came to VCW as an asshole claiming to be better than everyone, everything, and your mom. What am I now? Oh yes, an asshole who is still claiming to be better than you, your dog, your aunt, your mom, and your entire fucking gene pool. You on the other hand came in as a man addicted to halo and a former soldier who swore every second word. That sadly failed, and after ONE show you are now the kings of the intrawebz, a failed predator impersonator, and a bitch to your brother the likes of which have not been reached since the epic days of Lictors bitchdom. Oh, and you've even dropped swearing because you ran out of witty ways to link fuck and cock. Eric Ares - 1 Dumbsville - 0 Eric Ares is an equal oppertunity insulter who finds contempt in everyone not him and comfort in the walls of your hot female family members vagoo. This has never, and will never change. I also don't see the need to personally attack you at every level because I don't need the rub, lets face it other people are using my name well enough that I don't always need to be the one talking about me anymore. You on the other hand consistently try and fail miserably to one up me. Because let's face it, with out trying to add me to the equation your exactly what you have to fiddle with when your lonely, nothing. Eric Ares - 2 Dunceville - 0 Finally, in ring performance, I defeated a mentally handicapped FORMER WORLD CHAMPION of boxing in an easy fashion. Not only did I out wrestle him, but I got into the mind of a retard, if I can get into a mind as warped as his I can get into anyones. You on the other hand were helped to victory over two former nobodies by the Ripley's Believe It Or Not reject Sam and Max. In all technicality by the count of heads, you had your opponents outnumbered, making it a handicap match. Even then you have been shown on numerous message boards to be considered a disgrace to the Dunn family name. A name that the only successful family member has left behind in favor of the Crypt Keeper gimmick he now uses. Eric Ares: 3 Dicklessville: 0 Is that clear enough for you, did that satisfy your appetite for being humiliated without your fixation on Viagra being abused. Seriously, call Lictor and invite him here, at least he didn't switch gimmicks till his second match and then he switched back. Sorry, you said something? I was out eating delicious cake and conga-lining to Rick Astley. In the name of... Dismantling the church of Scientology as it stands in its current state... Yeah. All things fucking considered, it's a rather silly fashion to make a stand. But guess what, dick-mouth, it still makes a little more sense than some of the shit you pop. Now, without further-fucking-adieu. One. Fuck you buddy. You came here a little bitch from Nova Scotia and guess what; you're still a little bitch from Nova Scotia. The difference is you have a win under your belt now. We'll address that little shit-heap of an incident in a few seconds. Point defunct. I still play Halo, that hasn't changed. The difference? Oh fucking deary me son, I got a new mask. I toned down the language a little. Fuck-me-fucking-sideways. How I've compromised myself. What differences does it make sunshine? I have adapted somewhat. You haven't. Evolutionary speaking, I am now your superior. You no doubt disagree, and further more, I don't care to argue. Two. What exactly are you accusing me of here. How do you generate this 'win' here? I'm not hearing it at all. What I'm hearing is thus; 'I get my egostroked enough by the lower card now because I was lucky enough to score some stupid backstage award that I don't have to verbally, and metaphorically, jerk myself off to oblivion now.' And then some other shit-worthed-babble. Where's your win? All I'm hearing is that you don't have to jerk it anymore because the pettyminded fucks in this company are more than willing to shower you in their semen now. If that's what is required for this fucking point, you're more than welcome to it. Whatever floats your boat, mate. 3. The remains of my left nut after a bullet ruptured it could beat the fucking plank management had you wrestle. Admittedly, the tag team of both war-wounded testicals of mine post removal could probably beat the two shits I fought as well. Conrad was a has-been. Rip and 13 were never-beens. Neither are more impressive than the other. Oh no. A forum of about twelve regular members doesn't like me. Get your ass to fourchan, fourtwentychan, seven-fucking-elevenchan, Ee-fucking-De, Enturbulation, or hell, any website in relation to Project Chanology. Those are my fanbase right there. Fuck your little retarded-ass-can't-quite-grasp-the-english-language-carbon-waste that somehow managed to opperate a computer, studies have shown, you see, the more generic the wrestler, the simpler his fans are. Hense; your fanbase has difficulties with simple tasks such as 'Computer on.' Conrad's fans are smarter than yours. He has depth. And shit. Or something. I don't know; I'm making this shit up. The point is you're vanilla and your fans are morons. But yes, my fanbase of OVER NINE THOUSAND is sufficent enough for my handful of apparent critics.... In short, Ares. You're just the same as dividing by zero. Oh shiiii- People like to talk about it alot; people put far too many hours of thought as to how such can be done, but quite frankly,
A calculator will tell you it's impossible.
You are just like that.
You're a waste of peoples fucking time.
I think Matt has gone and pissed himself No, I was actually conga-lining to a Rick Roll and eating delicous cake outside my local church of Scientology. =P
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 16, 2008 17:16:17 GMT -5
Is there any part of that in which you actual insult me?
You make fun of Nova Scotia, which I have never expressed any respect for anyway, so um, thank you I guess.
You mocked my fans, who again I have never had any respect for, fucking sheep, so again, I guess I owe you one?
You then made fun of the guy I beat, I make fun of him even more, see a trend?
Oh I think you threw in an insult about my mastery of the English language....but considering the source, 'nuff said.
Seriously, I did not know it was possible for someone to talk for so long and yet say absolutly nothing relevant. This kind of shit talking might make you a god among the 6 year old Halo players you like to "pwn" with your "energy sword", but it just doesn't fly here.
Basically you tried to trash talk me, but instead went after Comrade, the fans, and a province.
Oh, oh wait, I found a nugget of bitch slapping in their actually addressed to me. You think you are my evolutionary superior? Why because you upgraded from newt to salamander, a shit wrestler is still a shit wrestler. I haven't changed because I am the fucking great white shark of these waters, there has never and will never be anything worthy enough to make me change.
Dunn, I don't know why we still do these little barbs, by now it's obvious to everyone but you that you simply aren't in my league.
So why don't you go fuck-ass-donkey-rape-children-pedo-hipyy-shit-move yourself back down the ladder and find someone you can actually measure up to.
See I even said it in your language so you might not miss the ENTIRE fucking POINT this time.
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Post by Mortus on Mar 17, 2008 4:49:06 GMT -5
Lol, wut?
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Austin
Lower Midcarder
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Post by Austin on Mar 17, 2008 12:43:47 GMT -5
He owned you, John.
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Post by Mortus on Mar 17, 2008 17:06:31 GMT -5
Designation of 'Owned' is so loosley cast about.
I feel my momentum has not been stopped by his verbal response, and ergo, I am not 'owned.'
How can I be if I can shrug it off and go back to cruising the tubes?
You, on the other hand, Mr. Austin...
Who the fuck are you?
You're a cancer, Mr. Austin. You are the reason trolls like Ares grow. Your blind godworship of a man who would just as willingly fuck your sister as much as he'd kick your ass makes you look moar pathetic than him...
Tits, or G-T-F-O, Mr. Austin. And seeing as you cannot meet up to request one, kindly get the fuck out off my personal space and go back to spraying your load over Eric.
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