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Post by Deacon King on Mar 12, 2008 22:09:20 GMT -5
Alistarbain... believe it or not...
Because you requested it, everyone is already jumping at the chance to get in the ring with you.
C'mon jackass...
We need a little more than "hey, look at me! I have down syndrome!"
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 12, 2008 22:19:14 GMT -5
What are you talking about, I just beat a man whose entire career revolves around being mentally handicapped. He's like Eugene except not entertaining, talented, or faking it.
If Comrade Colt can get by doing that, this man will probably be a champion here before long. Not the champion as that spot has been reserved for myself, but probably somewhere above the dickless wonder.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 12, 2008 23:39:15 GMT -5
Alistarbain... believe it or not... Because you requested it, everyone is already jumping at the chance to get in the ring with you. C'mon jackass... We need a little more than "hey, look at me! I have down syndrome!" Oh I am sorry. I didn't know that I had these high standards to live up to where it took any more than to request a fight to get one. I figured that by being a man, requesting a fight, that would show that I am here to make an immediate impact. To instantly prove my worth to this company. I was unaware that you looked upon those who would choose actions over words to have disabilities. Child I have been through wars, stepped over bodies, and destroyed souls. Sent here by my master, I will do exactly the same to all who would cross my path, and you, false King, will fall to my feet, and beg for me to stop the hurt I will bring to your person. Now, Deacon King, I repeat, fight me. Now.
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Post by Deacon King on Mar 13, 2008 3:32:09 GMT -5
You've bent sent by your master?? Really?
Holy Sock Puppets Batman!
Jesus fuckin' Christ.... oops... Craig fuckin' Christ....
You see... this place should be renamed Middle-Earth Championship Wrestling.
M.E.C.W.
It's got a nice ring to it I think.
Listen, penis puffer.... I don't care how any bodies you've stepped over, wars you've been in, or cocks you've cunt teased, but I am NO fuckin' child.
I've seen shit that'll make your penis shrivel up and DIE.
But yes... please, soooomebody get me on a card with this guy. I've got it now... The Real World vs. Middle-Earth Challenge. I'd love to send these Angels, Orcs, Sex Slaves, Gods, Wizards, Warlocks, and Cock Pushers back to the Shire.
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Post by Ro on Mar 13, 2008 6:17:37 GMT -5
You've bent sent by your master?? Really? Holy Sock Puppets Batman! Jesus fuckin' Christ.... oops... Craig fuckin' Christ.... You see... this place should be renamed Middle-Earth Championship Wrestling. M.E.C.W. It's got a nice ring to it I think. Listen, penis puffer.... I don't care how any bodies you've stepped over, wars you've been in, or cocks you've cunt teased, but I am NO fuckin' child. I've seen shit that'll make your penis shrivel up and DIE. But yes... please, soooomebody get me on a card with this guy. I've got it now... The Real World vs. Middle-Earth Challenge. I'd love to send these Angels, Orcs, Sex Slaves, Gods, Wizards, Warlocks, and Cock Pushers back to the Shire. How about you actually win a match and not advance tournaments through technicalities before you start talking tough, you horrible excuse of a "superstar"? If I were in this tournament, you wouldn't have the right to be all high and mighty just by being in round 2. I actually hope you get that match, because it would sure be entertaining to watch you getting beaten up by a psycho. Then let's hear you talk about that. Wash-up.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Mar 13, 2008 9:11:34 GMT -5
Having become tired of King's childish rant, as he knew the other men had to have also, Feyd looked up, an uncharacteristically angered look on his face. He opened his mouth to speak.
"Sir, while I must admit that while your continual spouts of verbal masturbation do let me appreciate the silences that preceed and succeed them, I kindly ask you to desist. At least until an original thought might by some strange happenstance, find its way into your head. Until then, I, and I believe the others here, would much rather enjoy the silence, or even the childish antics of another, much more than your incessant blathering. So take this as a chance to coddle your bruised ego until you can add something new to the conversation."
He lowered his gaze again to his dice, continuing to polish them to high sheen. He shook his head slightly. Sometimes men just had to be knocked down a few notches.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 13, 2008 9:25:17 GMT -5
You've bent sent by your master?? Really? Holy Sock Puppets Batman! Jesus fuckin' Christ.... oops... Craig fuckin' Christ.... You see... this place should be renamed Middle-Earth Championship Wrestling. M.E.C.W. It's got a nice ring to it I think. Listen, penis puffer.... I don't care how any bodies you've stepped over, wars you've been in, or cocks you've cunt teased, but I am NO fuckin' child. I've seen shit that'll make your penis shrivel up and DIE. But yes... please, soooomebody get me on a card with this guy. I've got it now... The Real World vs. Middle-Earth Challenge. I'd love to send these Angels, Orcs, Sex Slaves, Gods, Wizards, Warlocks, and Cock Pushers back to the Shire. We all have masters child, it in no way makes us imaginary characters from glorified children's books. Have I struck a nerve child? Do I no-longer resemble some one with down syndrome, but instead, someone you would like to fight? Do I make you angry? Get under your skin? Irk you to the point where you find penis references to be your main defense? Have I got your attention now son? Good. Fight me false King. Let your hate bring you to my level, so that I may make a spectacle of your demise.
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
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If Heaven Rides Against Us, Then Gods Be Damned
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Mar 13, 2008 11:23:48 GMT -5
So wait, is your level up or down? Usually when someone refers to going to someones level it's stooping, thus going down. Beyond the obvious sexual conatation (that's a figurative meaning + insert Ares comment here) of "going down" shouldn't you want someone to rise up to your level?
Or do you lack of the self-confidence to come in here and establish yourself as a contender and worthy opponent?
Do you feel the need to pick random fights and anger those around you so they sink to your level?
Go, find yourself a cause to fight for instead of your "master" telling you, allow yourself to be more than a puppet, a pawn in someone else's game. In the meantime, stomp King. He is using his lungs to take away my air and I'm sick and tired of it. Since you seem to have a huge fucking bone to pick with him, jump right to it.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 13, 2008 11:46:16 GMT -5
How must I establish myself here in VCW if not through combat? There is no spelling bee, or debate team through which I can make myself known, so I request combat. You are within your right to assume that I am asking those around me to sink to my level, allow me opportunity to prove that I am on par, if not above the top talent in this company.
As to your comment that I am merely a pawn, you know nothing of the life of a warrior. I posses the abilities in combat to be victorious, and I fight for a cause, a vision, a dream placed before me from his mind, the one true King. I fight for his vision as I believe in it, so call me a pawn, but it is a game I gladly play.
And there is no bone to pick with Deacon King, aside from his fraudulent name, as I said, there is but one True King. He was merely the first to answer, poorly mind you, my call.
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Post by Deacon King on Mar 13, 2008 12:24:47 GMT -5
Ah yes...
I answered poorly because my vocabulary doesn't consist of eighteen syllable words?
I answered poorly because I'd rather say cock pusher than troglodyte?
Well excuuuuse meeeee!
I'm glad it's called wasting air when I actually have something to say. I mean, it's not like I just show up every other week like some folks in VCW.
And yes, the next reply to my ignorant rants will go... "You never actually have anything to say, false king. It seems as if your inconsequential, incessant, marketedly ignorant blathering has made you look the fool."
Yeah, because it's sooooo much fun going to thesaurus.com everytime I reply to someone on here.
Oh, and I have to prove myself already?? Well, I think everyone here still has something to prove. I mean, Eric Ares hasn't even proven himself. He squared off against a retard for Craig's sake! I mean, if you can't wrestle a retard to the ground with an arm tied behind your back... something's wrong.
Anyway, I'll blab and rant as much as I damn well please, because at least I actually fuckin' come to work.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 13, 2008 12:28:43 GMT -5
Why is it that your children insist on placing words in my mouth? Why is it the inferior are challenged by my words? I do not use words of multiple syllables because I am trying to be better than you, more important than you, I use them because they are the words that make up my vocabulary.
To answer your question, you answered poorly, because you underestimated me. You assumed that I was incapable of verbal combat, and I have proved you wrong.
Now, false King, allow me to do the same physically, in the ring. When you lay down in the tournament, and are no longer engaged to false hope, allow me to end your suffering.
To end your self.
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Post by Deacon King on Mar 13, 2008 12:34:55 GMT -5
To end yourself................
OoOoOoOoOo.... fuckin' ominous.
Because now, I'm just oh so scared.
Dude, of course I'm going to underestimate you, I used to be a fuckin' Rockstar. Now, I'm on a different level entirely.
An upper level... one which is higher than that of a Rockstar.
The only way you'd ever reach that level is by jumping on someone's cock.
You fuckin' ringworm.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 13, 2008 12:38:43 GMT -5
The life of a rockstar must have been filled with homo-erotic experiences, given that you can't go twelve minutes without making reference to a penis, or the insertion of said penis into an anus.
Child, you are honestly claiming in ring superiority to me based on the fact that you used to sing songs for muppets with the excess money to buy your discs.
It will be my pleasure to interject a dose of reality to this "high" life you lead as a "rockstar".
Remember, false King, This shit will fuck you up...
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Post by Deacon King on Mar 13, 2008 12:42:15 GMT -5
WHOA!
HOLD THE PHONE!
Did you just drop the F-Bomb?
Did high and mighty just say FUCK!?!
Oh, and for your information.... nope, no homo man.... NO HOMO.
I just happen to like vagina. I'd laugh and share stories with you, but I'm sure you have no stories of the illusive and mysterious vaginal region.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 13, 2008 12:46:45 GMT -5
You grasp at the strangest of straws.
I did indeed say the word fuck.
I have a vast vocabulary, from the vulgar, to the refined. I, at no time, criticized anyone's language, so I'm unsure as to what it is you're trying to use against me here.
As well, you'll have to forgive me if I'm disinterested in your stories of groupies and prostitutes. I'm not here to be your friend, discuss vaginae, patrol my language, or be interested in your constant come ons.
I am here to fight. To "show up for work" as you so randomly put it.
And how interesting, that despite your so called higher level, I'm already in your head.
I'm winning, and the match has yet to be signed.
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Post by Deacon King on Mar 13, 2008 12:51:45 GMT -5
Winning?
You call this winning, sir Cocksmith?
Whoa, boy... I feel sorry for you. The delusions you've got to put up with on a daily basis must really grind at your face.
Look, I'm sorry you came in here looking to prove something and do good for your "master", but that just ain't gonna' happen.
So... go tuck your cock in between your legs, waddle back to your master, and plead that he doesn't send you off to the pound.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 13, 2008 12:55:45 GMT -5
Well thought out, smartly worded, logical series of words.
Cock, cock, penis, fag, loser, cock.
Should we save time and just let this summarization clear up the fact that you have nothing worth hearing to say?
Fight me King.
Prove me wrong.
Sacrifice yourself to me.
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Post by Deacon King on Mar 13, 2008 13:00:05 GMT -5
Hey dude, sacrifice myself? That sounds kinda' homo, man.
No thanks, I'd like to keep your cock outta my mouth if that's alright with you.
Listen, I can't just up and fight you when the upcoming show is no where near happening yet.
I'm sure the brass will figure out something.
In the meantime, just hold your fuckin' horses and calm down. In due time, I'll let you know where you really stand.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 13, 2008 13:03:41 GMT -5
Ducked.
How upsetting, that you haven't the spine to agree to a fight. I am well aware that you are in means capable of booking that match, but you couldn't even agree to it somewhere down the road. You basically just told me, and the world, that you will fight me, maybe, if management says you have to.
Don't worry false King, I'll leave you be now, you have further pride to lose.
And so as such that the False King was to much a coward to accept my challenge, I do lay down this for any interested parties.
I issue an open challenge to any and all for VCW Live 1.3. Sign on, prove your worth, and I guarantee you fame when the match is over.
How better to be remembered, than the first victim, of this Disciple Of The Dark....
OOC: Honestly, is the gay thing part of your gimmick?
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Post by Deacon King on Mar 13, 2008 13:09:55 GMT -5
Hold on, there fella'.
I never said I wouldn't fight you.
In fact, okay... i accept.
I'm tired of your high and mighty, sacrificial bullshit, anyway.
I've seen about fifty others just like you... all like... I do it for a higher power, for the gods, sacrificing, blah blah!
And I'm sure you've seen fifty others like me. Oh well... shit happens. RockStars just happen to be a flourishing breed.
OOC: No one is being gay. Cock jokes are funny to those who haven't grown all the way up. Don't be such a homophobe.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 13, 2008 13:12:22 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry, you're just boring. I mean, why waste time trash talking with you if the result is PENIS PENIS COCK FAG
Boring. Try harder, or stop.
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Post by Deacon King on Mar 13, 2008 13:21:33 GMT -5
OOC: Okay, how is anything you've fuckin' said any kind of entertaining? All you do is sit there and spout out predictable little lines. You're no different. You're predictable and fuckin' repetitive. The difference is that I say cock a lot. WHOOPDEDOO. It's a cock. We all have one. I'm not scared of a cock. Are you? At least I know at the end of the day... I'm never going to want a cock. How about you?
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 13, 2008 13:24:26 GMT -5
Stop projecting your immaturity on me as being a homophobe. You're incredibly off, and you sound like an idiot.
If my words are so predictable, it makes it even worse that you're doing such a poor job.
Now enough OOC in the Trash talking thread. Go take your girlfriend issues elsewhere and rage out. If you still have pointless rage to verbally perspire, I'm more than willing to ignore you via PM.
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Cain Ravid
Lower Midcarder
"Not so; if anyone kills Cain, he will suffer vengeance seven times over."
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Post by Cain Ravid on Mar 13, 2008 17:36:45 GMT -5
OOC: ... It's a cock. We all have one. I'm not scared of a cock. Are you? OOC: LOL-tastic
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 13, 2008 18:32:47 GMT -5
Oh, and I have to prove myself already?? Well, I think everyone here still has something to prove. I mean, Eric Ares hasn't even proven himself. He squared off against a retard for Craig's sake! I mean, if you can't wrestle a retard to the ground with an arm tied behind your back... something's wrong. You want to know why I don't need to prove myself. Because even when I don't speak people bring me into conversations. They use my name as the main name of this company, because I am the face of this company only after one show. But that really doesn't do justice to what I stand for.....yes, I know, shock I actually stand for something. I don't need to prove anything to you people, because I don't need to prove anything to myself. I am confident in my abilities to the point of being cocky. I recognize no god of the four cornered circle before myself, and I simply know that no one else can do what I can when that bell rings. Call me cocky, call me egotistical, call me a waste of time and effort. Because your barbs, your words, and even the supposedly inevitable defeat I will suffer eventually will do nothing to persuade me otherwise. Oh, and to not ruin my image too much by being overwhelmingly rational, seriously, playing off the last names can be entertaining. But calling someone false because of the name they were GIVEN at birth and had no choice in, lame. Either learn to insult someone, or stop, there is no room for the inept in my game.
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Post by Ro on Mar 13, 2008 18:47:21 GMT -5
Dude, of course I'm going to underestimate you, I used to be a fuckin' Rockstar. See, now this is what makes you lamer than the rest of us. Wash-up.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 13, 2008 18:52:50 GMT -5
It is no insult, but more an observation. We all have things that we believe in Mr. Ares, and to me, there is only one true King. One day you will see that of which I speak, but for now, it is none of your concern.
You do right in your confidence sir. Your reputation precedes you, even one such as I who are new to VCW know of the potential you posess. I look forward to meeting you in the ring some day, so that I may truly test my worth against a man of your caliber.
That said, do not mistake my respect for trepidation. I will meet you full force in the ring, and respect will not save you, Mr. Ares...
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Post by Fuego Mistico on Mar 13, 2008 19:01:56 GMT -5
There will be kings in this world, but all of them shall bow down to my gods, and I will claim their kingdoms as ours.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Mar 13, 2008 19:10:17 GMT -5
Lest your Gods descend upon this earth, you may be their herald, but I am your superior. My King, and his "Kingdoms" are safe.
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 13, 2008 19:12:51 GMT -5
There is only one thing you all seem to miss. In the world at large there are many people in power, CEO's, Kings, Gods. But in this world, our world, there is only one, champion.
The lord knows I am who I am, and that my entire being is devoted to be the champion by any means necessary. I use women, I drink, I do as I damned please, but not one of those means as much to me as being the champion of this world, the world I have claimed as my own.
I'll be happy to meet you in the ring Bain when the time comes. But leave your respect at home. In that ring I respect no man but myself, and I expect the same from everyone I meet. Respecting an opponent is the same as bending over for them and saying "please sir I want it hard and fast" only to be disappointed because the bastard only wants you for a three count.
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