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Post by Skyler Striker on May 24, 2008 0:49:02 GMT -5
And yet, Ares may be the smartest of all because he has ignored the potatoes...
...how interesting.
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Post by bmore on May 24, 2008 3:09:54 GMT -5
Cain Ravid.
There i menioned your name. Your move "tough" guy.
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Post by Great Nodnarb on May 24, 2008 12:45:07 GMT -5
In my bed. What the fuck are you, stupid? You've been keeping all the women to yourself. You bastard.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 24, 2008 13:07:02 GMT -5
You make that sound like a new thing.
I'm Eric Fucking Ares, it's what I do.
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Post by Great Nodnarb on May 24, 2008 14:13:13 GMT -5
I think you need to share.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 24, 2008 14:14:58 GMT -5
I think you might be retarded.
Oh and your mother and sister say hi.
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Post by Great Nodnarb on May 24, 2008 15:01:02 GMT -5
I don't even know who my mother is. I don't think I have a sister.
Retarded? Well, I have taken a few shots to the head in my life.
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Post by Austin on May 24, 2008 20:21:17 GMT -5
Shut up, both of you. We get it, Nodnarb is a retard who thinks he is great, and you Ares are a Mother Fucker, Sister Fucker, and just plain old Woman Fucker. I fail to see why you two waste your time with each other, or anyone else for that matter. Hell, in fact maybe you Ares are a little off in the head too, since the only person you can seem to relate to can't get potatoes out of his mind.
Go to hell, you both are as much use and concern to me that a dried up load of nut forced unwillingly inside of a helpless woman's ass, not that I would know anything about that, forcing shit on women is not my style, I am more of a cum in a lady's mouth type cat.
Damn.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 24, 2008 20:33:20 GMT -5
First off, cum in the ladies mouth type of cat? Is that before or after you knock her ass out and tie her up because she wouldn't give your dumb fucking retarded rapist self the time of day when you stalked her at the local dog park?
As for me being off in the head. You are a fucking guy who admits to being a RAPIST and your daring to question my sanity. Fuck man, I must have sunk to a new low when even the local members of "Sit outside school parks and watch the little kiddies with lust" are commenting on my state of mind.
But you know what, I probably am fucked in the head. Just like you, just like Christ, just like EVERY single one of the fucking jokes who walk around this place like they matter. I mean I am a narcissistic, outrageous, over confident asshole who has absolutly no problem fucking any woman that might matter in your life to amuse myself. Except unlike you I can get them to do it willingly, and not have to slip them a Ruffie Colada in the hopes that some other asshole doesn't beat you to the punch.
And who says I can't relate to others. I am Eric Fucking Ares mother fucker, I can do or not do whatever the fuck I feel like it. If I feel like talking to a man whose obsession would do the Irish of the Potato Famine proud, I'll fucking do it.
I can do anything.
And don't you EVER fucking forget it.
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Post by Austin on May 24, 2008 20:57:53 GMT -5
I'll address this point by point (OOC: Read 'paragraph by paragraph')
1. Um, if I had to pick one, I'd say Before, because like I said, I am not a human rapist. But, I am a rapist of a figurative sort, I'll give you that. Besides, even if I was a human one, I wouldn't dare knock the woman out. Sex is no fun with someone who just lays there. I like feisty, angry, all of that. Maybe a human rape wouldn't be so bad for once..... Nah. Where did that thought come from?
2. Someone who is off in the head doesn't admit what you people refer to as 'faults'. I have no qualms about my admissions, hell it feels good to get that off my chest, and out of my head. But as far as the kids go, I wouldn't dare stoop to that sort of level with them. Pedos need to fucking die, and a Pedo I am not.
3. Roofies are so impersonal. If you're gonna rape someone, and you don't have the balls to at least do it the right way, which is in their face or at least from behind, then don't worry about it. But, like I said I don't rape women. Besides, I like the chase anyway. I don't like pussy handed to me more often than not. A challenge gives me a sense of accomplishment.
4. 'Mother Fucker'? Damn, you found out about that? Shit!! Who told you? Fuck what you heard man, she came on to me, I swear. She was my stepmother anyway so I have no regrets there. But still, she came onto me, and I came onto her back. See what I did there? Ha, I crack myself up sometimes.
Wait.. you meant "mother fucker", not "Mother Fucker"?
Shit, disregard what I just said.
5. Nah, you can't do anything, otherwise you'd be in the same company as you put me in, a Rapist. And you aren't that, are you? Of course not.
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Post by Great Nodnarb on May 24, 2008 21:13:03 GMT -5
You fucked your stepmom. That's just fucking weird.
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Post by Austin on May 24, 2008 21:14:34 GMT -5
No, THAT is GRR-R-REAT!!!!
M.I.L.F. Some can be a God-send.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 24, 2008 21:31:54 GMT -5
You're getting fired after Crimson Dawn.
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Post by Austin on May 25, 2008 0:20:20 GMT -5
Back to your potatoes. Apparently I have future Rapes to dream about, you know since that's what I allegedly do.
*Austin stares off into space ala J.D. from "Scrubs"*
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 25, 2008 2:09:44 GMT -5
Oh yeah. So fired.
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Post by Austin on May 25, 2008 2:21:08 GMT -5
Hahahahahaha
and
HA!!
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 25, 2008 2:24:50 GMT -5
I honestly don't see how Craig hasn't fired you yet.
BASEBALL BAT TO THE HEAD!
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Post by Austin on May 25, 2008 2:35:52 GMT -5
Well, he hasn't fired me because one: I haven't done anything wrong, and two it's hard to do things when your head is in your ass like Craig's is in his.
I love my life.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 25, 2008 2:59:16 GMT -5
Sorry. replace 'Craig' with 'Police' and 'Fired' with 'Arrested'.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 25, 2008 13:18:36 GMT -5
Wow Austin,
I never thought I'd see an essay based on the "I iz not a rapistz" philosophy. How you can talk so much and not say anything except embarrass yourself I'll never understand.
Oh and for a record you are correct, Eric Ares cannot rape. Because there is no woman not willing to get down on her knees and do as she's told for me.
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Post by Austin on May 25, 2008 13:56:01 GMT -5
It's a hard job. But, I soldier on. See, I am never wrong in my eyes. And to be honest, if admitting you're a rapist doesn't embarrass you, nothing will. I do seem to recall admitting such a fact, although not in the sense you were going for, but you can look at it any way you want.
The fact is I am incapable of being embarrassed.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 25, 2008 14:04:38 GMT -5
You stalked a girl, pushed her to the floor, kissed her, than ran off like a little school girl. You may not be a full rapist but you are Rapist Lite, now with 99% less testicles.
Wow though, I have to admit this new philosophy really resembles mine.....wait......this is awesome. I HAVE MY OWN MINI ME!
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Post by Austin on May 25, 2008 14:14:37 GMT -5
I did nothing of the sort. Good try, bye.
But, I am your Mini Me? You don't even believe that.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 25, 2008 14:35:07 GMT -5
Well, you have the same views as me.
You're less talented than me.
You're less pleasing to the eye than me.
And you are never going to be a champion where as I will be soon.
Yep, you fit the mini me criteria to a T.
And don't ever try to tell me what I believe, your feeble mind could not even come close to grasping the thoughts that run through my mind. If you ever so much as pretend to know what I am thinking I will cut your tongue off and shove it up your own rectum to keep you from spreading your lies.
Austin, just die, you have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found to be lacking anything of substance. The only reason you are even remotely entertaining is because after I utterly destroyed your credibility when you came here you became more like me. Imitation is the highest form of flattery, but your imitation will never come close to the Original.
Oh, and yes you did, Craig Christ was kind enough to show us the tape. Don't tell me you need me to go through the effort of finding that footage in order to remind you that your a liar and a dumb fuck all wrapped into one useless package.
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Post by Austin on May 25, 2008 14:56:36 GMT -5
1. I do not share your views.
2. Less talented? Don't make me laugh.
3. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
4. We'll see when I get a title shot.
5. No, I don't.
6. Well, I still know what you're thinking. You think I am a sick, lying dumb fuck who needs to die.
7. See? point proven. And please tell me you did not just ty and go "A Knight's Tale" on me? Yeah, you didn't say, 'and you have been found wanting' but that's what you meant. Stick with I'm Better Than You, it works for you.
8. Yes, find the footage. Could you do me that solid? I'd really appreciate it.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 25, 2008 16:48:15 GMT -5
Only because you asked so nice. xXx The camera zooms in on Sarah’s face as she smiles and speaks to the camera man. She looks happy… content. Christ: Sarah. She is your brother’s prized possession, is she not? I don’t know the level of emotion you feel for her, though. But I suppose that you would want harm to come to such an innocent creature. Look to her left. The camera pans in to the left, revealing the figure of Chris Austin, skulking behind some boxes, eyeing Sarah attentively. Christ: Yes, little brother of the Dunn clan, I did. I asked Chris Austin to keep a little eye on old Sarah. He happily obligued. You see, if you did not know, Chris Austin recently revealed a rather secretive, sultry bit of his nature. He admitted himself to being a rapist. If at first you thought this was a cheap way to get heel heat, it is not. Every word of it was true. And I gathered him to keep special attention to good old Sarah. Sarah finishes her conversation with the camera man and continues walking. Chris follows her through the hallway, silently stalking her. Christ: I gave young Austin some promises. You see, he knows that if you do not side with me, you get burnt. He knows that the smartest course of action is to align himself with me. He knows what is good for him. And he gladly took this mission. As Sarah walks, she suddenly seems to notice she’s being followed. She stops and glances back, looking for anything out of the ordinary. Chris stops in his tracks behind a doorway, waiting for her to continue moving. Finally, after several minutes, she seems content that her mind was playing tricks on her and keeps walking. Christ: Now, little Dunn… what do you think Chris Austin will do to her. Remember Keiran Halycon? Remember his grave defilement of her? I remember the rage in Mortus’ eyes. I remember how he loathed Keiran. And Halycon was never truly as evil as I was. What do you think I told Chris Austin to do? Do you think I told him just to simply defile her? Might that be an understatement? Perhaps I told him to render her unable to walk. Think about it for a second. Once again Sarah stops in mid-track, glancing back. Chris Austin does not have time to conceal himself now. Sarah spots him, glancing only for a moment, before turning and running. Austin runs up, grabbing hold of her hair and stopping her in midtrack. Christ: What happens now, Dunn? Filled with rage yet? Filled with emotion? Yes, let that rage boil over. The uncertainty is gnawing at you, isn’t it? I know you consulted poor Sarah before the match. I know she gave you advice. Perhaps you should be more careful with who you associate with. Because I will not stop at anything to gain the upperhand. You, of all people, should know this. Watch this next bit closely… Austin flings Sarah to the ground, towering over her. Tears are streaming down the young ladies face now, as he pleads with Austin to stop. He grimaces and gets on top of her… and then simply gives her one kiss and gets up, walking away. Sarah continues sobbing for several moments, before getting up and quickly running out. xXx Oh look, you're a dumb fuck liar. Who'da thunk it. Oh, and yeah, I did quote Knights Tale, you have a point to pointing that out I assume? Besides showing that I like to use movie quotes? Honestly, I don't know why I am still talking to you. You don't even come up with valid arguments, you just go down the list of what I say and pretend you have a come back. Honestly Austin, when there is a point to talking to you, I'll do it again, because right now you are nothing more than an irritant kind of like I assume Herpes would be. Till then I'm just going to go back to what I do best. Fucking women, winning matches, and being better than anyone else out there.
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Post by Austin on May 25, 2008 19:38:07 GMT -5
Yeah. It wasn't me.
I would've fucked her.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 26, 2008 4:27:05 GMT -5
SICK BURN
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Post by Ro on May 26, 2008 4:41:00 GMT -5
OOC: SICK, SICK BURN indeed.
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Post by Mortus on May 26, 2008 6:04:14 GMT -5
Yeah. It wasn't me. I would've fucked her. AND thusly,
We see fit to sign your death warrant.
Prefered method of execution? We will try to accomodate as best We can.
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