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Post by bmore on May 20, 2008 1:47:59 GMT -5
Ummm, who are you?
You went from annoying to ridiculously annoying in the space of a few days. Hah, and people think that i wont last...
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 20, 2008 8:03:13 GMT -5
You don't NEED to know who I am just yet. At Crimson Dawn, you'll find out, as will Craig.
If you don't annoy me until then, I might just give you a couple favours once I have revealed myself.
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Post by Ro on May 20, 2008 8:50:23 GMT -5
OOC: The Coming, unlike you, is someone important that I nor Craig "Jesus Christ" Ryans currently cannot name.
And not because his name is a euphemism for an orgasm.
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Cain Ravid
Lower Midcarder
"Not so; if anyone kills Cain, he will suffer vengeance seven times over."
Posts: 106
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Post by Cain Ravid on May 20, 2008 19:29:39 GMT -5
Wow, I'm sure Colt Conrade, Anon Emus, and Gregory Best love you for your portrayal of them. So wait, is Fyed being paid to lose to me too? That would be awesome, otherwise I might have to actually work or something to win. He seems to actually have some talent unlike the paid lackeys before him. Ha! I see what you did there! You took my insult and then flipped it around and used it back on me! BRILLIANT! That's the best I'm rubber and your glue insult I've seen since...since...third grade. Permission granted Mr. Ares, to be a little more original. And don't mistake me mentioning you, or actually retorting to you, as having a "man-crush" on you. Far from it. I look at you just as I look at everyone else here in VCW. The same way I would look at a cow being slaughtered in order to appease my appetite. I don't hate you and I'm not mad at you. In fact, I feel sorry for you. Either you are too ignorant, or maybe slightly retarded either way, you can't seem to grasp the concept that the cards have already been dealt. The bets wagered. This game is over Mr. Ares. The credits have already run and the theater is swept. In the end Eric, VCW is just like anything else I have approached, I win. There may be set backs along the way, that's almost a guarantee, but when all is said and done and the final curtain is drawn, Cain Ravid will be standing victorious, just as I have in the past, just as I have done in the present, and just as I will ALWAYS do in the future.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 20, 2008 19:32:32 GMT -5
Except that time you lost, ya know, that time where you don't get to challenge for the VCW Heavyweight title like some of us. Where the best you can do is challenge for the second string.
S'all good though man. I'd hate to think I'm the only one here who thinks they are better than everyone, only thing is, unlike you I still get to prove it.
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Cain Ravid
Lower Midcarder
"Not so; if anyone kills Cain, he will suffer vengeance seven times over."
Posts: 106
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Post by Cain Ravid on May 20, 2008 19:48:06 GMT -5
Are you hard of hearing or just that stupid? Maybe your ears need cleaning out? Perhaps one of those she-males you are always bragging about sleeping with can come and get that gunky wax build up out for you. Did I not mention that there would be setbacks? Such as Brisbane successfully defeating me at 1.3.
Yet, true to form, this proves that you aren't mentally capable of looking past the end of your nose and a little father down the road. I'm not going to win the World Title at Crimson Dawn...you're right. And I really am pulling for you to win the four way match, and get the right to call yourself the first ever VCW World Champion. Because it will only be that much sweater, when I knock you off your high horse and steal that title from around your waist.
Which do you think you'll be remembered for more Mr. Ares, being the first VCW champion, or being the man who Cain Ravid absolutely murdered in the ring in order to capture the title. My guess would be the latter. But don't worry, I won't charge for making you famous, I would be my pleasure.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 20, 2008 20:07:55 GMT -5
Umm, first ever, everyone remembers the first champ unless they are as retarded as Colt Conrade.
See unlike you I don't believe it these "set back" things you all talk about. Like God I'd need to see some to believe, and while my paths been pretty set back free.
As far as you beating me. I'm going to beat Feyd Brisbane, twice no less, in the next two weeks. Meaning you will be twice as inferior to me as he is for losing.
Honestly Ravid, I don't know why your trying to play up being better than me. You haven't done shit to prove anything, where as I'm still atop this world. Come to grips with that and move on with your life.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 21, 2008 0:12:39 GMT -5
Such idle talk... whn there are far more interesting things to talk about! For example... what do these seven potatoes mean to you?
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Exodus
Lower Midcarder
A mystery wrapped within an enigma
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Post by Exodus on May 21, 2008 14:44:13 GMT -5
Forever...
My eyes, they bleed.
My mouth, it runs.
My love, it is fleeting.
Forever is never, tomorrow never seems to come.
Believe the impossible...
The Revelations are near.
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Post by Mortus on May 21, 2008 18:58:51 GMT -5
Christ;
Just thought I'd let you know, a 'buddy of mine' has a message for you, I think it went something along the lines of...
'You've fucked up now, peon. WE are the ones pulling the strings in this game. YOU will keep your filthy backwater paws off of what is OURS.'
Oh, and he said he was going to gut Chris Austin.
Brothers, aye?
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Austin
Lower Midcarder
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Post by Austin on May 21, 2008 19:04:56 GMT -5
Me!?!?!? What the hell did I do to him? He don't even work here, and I don't even know him.
Oh, you mean that OTHER guy with my last name. I heard about him, pretty good in the ring.
That's something I'd like to see him attempt to make happen.
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Post by Mortus on May 21, 2008 19:11:50 GMT -5
I think his exact words...
No, Fuck that, I'll paraphrase. I hate that stupid collective shit he has going.
'I'm going to god-damn-fucking-crush-every-mother-fucking-waste-lord-son-ova-bitch-Austin-fucker I ever lay eyes on...'
So, may I end on a note that maybe in future if our Fuck-lord GM asks you to interact with 'THE LICH KINGS' woman in anyway, shape, or form, that you politely decline?
Stupid gimmick aside, Matt'll fucking kill you with talent alone. You and your Foxes May Weep Doppleganger.
So yeah; Lulz, and you just lost the game, buddy.
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Post by bmore on May 21, 2008 19:32:11 GMT -5
OOC: The Coming, unlike you, is someone important that I nor Craig "Jesus Christ" Ryans currently cannot name. And not because his name is a euphemism for an orgasm. aww that hurts, both here and here....
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 21, 2008 20:19:48 GMT -5
WHY IS NO-ONE PAYING ATTENTION TO THE POTATOES?!?!?!?!
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Cain Ravid
Lower Midcarder
"Not so; if anyone kills Cain, he will suffer vengeance seven times over."
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Post by Cain Ravid on May 21, 2008 20:30:55 GMT -5
Probably because they/we find those potatoes as stupid and pointless as all the hype surrounding you...whomever you may be.
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Post by bmore on May 22, 2008 8:14:25 GMT -5
I'm not irish why would i care about potatoes?
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 22, 2008 9:40:44 GMT -5
But... they're awesome!
That's okay, Mr. Ravid. I'll remember to serve carrots on your plate instead for my magnificent 'Fuck Craig' party.
And by the word 'fuck', I would like to point out I am referring to the curse word and not the sexual definition.
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Post by Great Nodnarb on May 22, 2008 15:45:33 GMT -5
Does fuck really mean fornication under consent of the king?
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Post by Mike Forrest on May 22, 2008 17:31:44 GMT -5
Colt Conrad says that if you actually believe that then you are the fucking retard
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Post by Eric Ares on May 22, 2008 17:49:36 GMT -5
Okay, seriously, what the fuck happened here?
When did trash talking go from being a way to prove superiority over a person to a way to spread idiocy? Every single person forced to listen to the last few exchanges is now not only dumber for it, but technically retarded in every state but Texas. The only reason they aren't in Texas is because it is the only state that would send a retard to fry in a chair, thus no such thing there.
First we have people going on about Potatoes? Are you fucking kidding me? Everyone hear who thinks that any wrestling fan wants to hear their heroes talk about potatoes instead of some snazzy catch phrase can shine those potatoes up real nice, turn them side wise, and shove them straight up their ass and that's the bottom line because Eric Fucking Ares said so.
See I fucking ripped off catch phrases and it was still more interesting than fucking potatoes. Then we have the Great NoBalls trying to act intellectual, and getting smashed by fucking Colt Colon for it. No offense dumb fuck but if even Comrade Retard can look down on you there is not a single fucking great thing about you.
For fucks sake people, attack one another, make challenges, come up with a fucking witty one liner. Do something that doesn't make the general publics ears bleed when they listen to you. Oh and to save the trouble "But Eric no one wants to listen to you" well fuck them at least I'm not talking about fucking produce at a wrestling event.
So why don't you all fuck off and play hide the corncob out back and stay the fuck off the mic. No one cares what's being served at a dinner, they care whose getting their ass kicked later tonight.
Speaking of which. Feyd, I'd refrain from bringing a sword to the ring. Not only is it illegal in wrestling and you can't out break the rules against me, but if I see it there I swear to god once I am done beating the ever loving geekdom out of you I will take your sword and make you preform fucking fellatio on it. VCW will see it's very first actual sword swallower, as opposed to those who just swallow Christ's sword for shits and giggles.
Jesus if the guy you are all banking on opposing Christ can't come up with better than sparking debates about the food pyramid you are all really fucked. Instead of Judas who actually stopped the last Christ you're all banking on Larry the other disciple who got left behind for trying to serve mud pies at the Last Supper.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 22, 2008 19:16:18 GMT -5
Hey Ares...
FUCK YOU!!! HAHAHA!!!
What... but that's stupid! The script says to run away laughing like a little girl!
Whatever.
Hee hee hee!
*runs away*
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Post by Great Nodnarb on May 22, 2008 19:53:24 GMT -5
OOC: Hey, that was a serious question. Eric Ares is the man by the way. They might as well make him four time trash talker of the week.
IC: How dare you question my greatness, Eric Ares? I passed the School of Greatness with Flying colors. Of course all you have to do is sit through the entire first season of the Golden Girls but I did it.
Eric you want us to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy. (OCC: The Magic School Bus was a great show.) I'm ready to put up and I'm going to make you shut up.
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Post by Ro on May 22, 2008 22:08:22 GMT -5
OOC: No, that's an old legend but it's actually not true. Fuck, like many other wonderful words, does indeed come from Latin.
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Post by bmore on May 22, 2008 23:45:14 GMT -5
Eric Eric Eric, you really don't understand how a human conversation goes down. You see when someone like myself and Cain Ravid actually pass off those ridiculous potato comments it doesnt mean that we are actively participating in a conversation revolving around the idea of potatoes. In fact you are really the only one to mention it in depth, you are the only one to bother conversing with a man who is too afraid to show his true self and when everyone stops caring he just turns weird.
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Cain Ravid
Lower Midcarder
"Not so; if anyone kills Cain, he will suffer vengeance seven times over."
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Post by Cain Ravid on May 23, 2008 1:39:56 GMT -5
Bmore...never mention my name again.
Allow this to serve as your one and only warning. Just because you see me pointing out Eric Ares' numerous shortcomings and the speciousness of his macho act; or informing this mystery man who repeatedly exposes us to his meaningless, mindless drivel while still concealing his identity like a coward, do not...I repeat...DO NOT mistake for a single moment that I am on YOUR side, or that in some way, shape, or form we are "friends." The mere thought makes me cringe.
You would be correct in saying that I abhor your enemies just as much as you do...however my heart is also packed with that same hatred toward you and all those fighting the "good fight." Believe me when I say that if it weren’t such a step down from my talent level I would love to tear you apart in the middle of a VCW ring. Your screams of pain as I break every bone in your little hip-hop ecstasy filled body would be like the sweetest music to my ears.
Unfortunately for me, fortunately for you, I am much to busy dealing with "grownup" issues to be concerned with the likes of you. I have a Sanguine Championship to win, and then after that a VCW World Heavyweight Championship to capture, and after that...well that's my little secret.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 23, 2008 2:11:11 GMT -5
It's so humorous. Everyone thinks just because I don't work the same way they do that I'm of no consequence.
VCW, Humanity, it doesn't matter at all to me - none of your opinions are actually too important to the way I work. I work in secret, away from all of you, yet now I begin to speak, you feel you must retaliate like a dog whose territory has been stolen. I choose not to reveal myself because to do so now would ruin anything I may achieve come Crimson Dawn.
I am not after championships. I am not after the main event. I am not after power, or even Craig Christ, although the last of these things I will gladly take the time to irritate.
I am simply after a little fun.
Hence the potatoes.
HENCE, DAMNIT!
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Post by Ro on May 23, 2008 9:00:31 GMT -5
OOC: ...But you are after power.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 23, 2008 19:19:57 GMT -5
It's so humorous. Everyone thinks just because I don't work the same way they do that I'm of no consequence. VCW, Humanity, it doesn't matter at all to me - none of your opinions are actually too important to the way I work. I work in secret, away from all of you, yet now I begin to speak, you feel you must retaliate like a dog whose territory has been stolen. I choose not to reveal myself because to do so now would ruin anything I may achieve come Crimson Dawn. I am not after championships. I am not after the main event. I am not after power, or even Craig Christ, although the last of these things I will gladly take the time to irritate. I am simply after a little fun. Hence the potatoes. HENCE, DAMNIT! Thing is, your not even close with this guess. I'm not retaliating because you stole my territory or anything of the sort. I do this because it amuses me to watch five, six, seven people feel the need to defend themselves after one of my tirades. It makes me laugh to know that every single person here is so predictable that if you push the right button they dance to the tune I set. Dance Puppets, Dance. Oh and because this kind of bothers me. Nobrat, take chances? Make mistakes? Get Messy? Are you coming on to me? Because I am really not cool with that.
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Post by Great Nodnarb on May 23, 2008 21:14:45 GMT -5
No, I'm not coming on to you. VCW is kind of a sausage fest though. Where are the fucking women? I want these questions answered now. Eric, where are the fucking women?
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Post by Eric Ares on May 23, 2008 22:33:22 GMT -5
In my bed.
What the fuck are you, stupid?
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