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Post by Skyler Striker on May 26, 2008 6:48:50 GMT -5
If it isn't Mortus.
Do I give you one or two presents for arriving?
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Post by Ro on May 26, 2008 6:56:04 GMT -5
Hey Morty, since you guys are like... two people... do you go both ways?
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Post by Mortus on May 26, 2008 10:10:28 GMT -5
One,
and Silence Peon.
In that order, to the respective questions.
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Post by bmore on May 26, 2008 10:29:43 GMT -5
Cain Ravid it seems that your bark is much louder than your bite and that you cannot follow through on what you promised to do. That's a great way to be, especially going into a title match. I guess it gives your opponents the edge to know that when you say "I am going to win at Crimson Dawn" they all know you wont follow through.
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Post by Mortus on May 26, 2008 10:32:38 GMT -5
A bite does not possess, or create sound, peon.
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Post by bmore on May 26, 2008 10:40:38 GMT -5
If you want to be technical about things use a different word than peon because i do not work in an unfree labor system. And to prove you wrong a bite does possess a sound as little as it may be it is still a sound, you can hear someone bite into things can you not? In fact your little complaint about my previous statement only helps prove the point i was making.
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Post by Mortus on May 26, 2008 11:00:23 GMT -5
Learn the definitions of the word 'peon.' You will find there are many.
Further more. No.
You cannot hear someone bite into things.
You can hear the sound made by an object subcoming to the pressures applied by the human jaw, however; this is not the same.
Were We to bite into, say, a toothpick. The resulting snapping would of course be audible. However, if this were the sound of a bite, Our biting of say, a chicken breast would result in the same sound.
Which is not true.
Do not preach to Us, little man. You know not of what you are dealing with.
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Post by bmore on May 26, 2008 11:06:04 GMT -5
I used the english definition of Peon, and unfortuantly that is the language we are speaking.
Did i say all bites make the same sound? No. Did i say biting makes a sound? Yes. Did you just agree that when we bite anything that it makes a sound, no matter how loud or how soft it is? Yes.
So if we are agreeing then why bother bringing it up.
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Post by Mortus on May 26, 2008 11:12:28 GMT -5
It, the object bitten, makes a sound, not the process itself.
That's like saying if We hit you in the face with a shovel; and believe Us, We are duely inclined to do such; that your scream of pain is the sound of the shovel.
We repeat.
You do not know what you are dealing with.
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Post by bmore on May 26, 2008 11:18:51 GMT -5
I know i am dealing with a sci fi nut.
But, biting is a process with out the bite there will be no sound made. If you were to hit me with a shovel it will make a noise, you won't but i hope you get an oppurtunity to even try because believe me, my dislike for you has sky rocketed.
Now i am using you in the singular term, get back in to the real world and put the computer games away.
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Post by Mortus on May 26, 2008 11:29:19 GMT -5
Hahahahahah!
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Post by Eric Ares on May 26, 2008 11:50:04 GMT -5
Oh look who it is, now all my dreams for making jokes about Necrophilia around here can finally come true.
Happy Days indeed.
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Post by bmore on May 26, 2008 11:50:20 GMT -5
shit....
Mortus or John, whatever you want to be called, your past will not affect my future.
And we go from Rapists to Nercrophiliacs, how logical
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Austin
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Post by Austin on May 26, 2008 12:12:50 GMT -5
Aren't you a pill-popper? XTC abuser?
So, we have a whore in Ares.
A Rapist, apparently, in yours truly.
Necrophiliac in Mortus.
A drug addict in bmore.
My my, VCW, land of the sickness.
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Post by Great Nodnarb on May 26, 2008 12:18:15 GMT -5
Don't forget the crazy, half retarded guy who thinks he is great.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 26, 2008 12:20:34 GMT -5
But he's so easy to forget......
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Post by Mortus on May 26, 2008 12:41:00 GMT -5
Aren't you a pill-popper? XTC abuser? So, we have a whore in Ares. A Rapist, apparently, in yours truly. Necrophiliac in Mortus. A drug addict in bmore. My my, VCW, land of the sickness. If We catch you speak our name again,
We will forcefully stitch your lips together before administering the most painful experiences We can imagine.
You may address Us as 'My Lord and Master,' if so you see fit.
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on May 26, 2008 13:57:06 GMT -5
...great...
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Post by Eric Ares on May 26, 2008 14:01:48 GMT -5
Notice how he didn't say what the most painful experience he could imagine was? I bet he doesn't even know, he just wants to sound tough because his brother ruined the family name 'round these parts.
Ah Morty, you're threats are about as scary as a sack full of kittens. Sure they can hiss and they might even leave a scratch, but one good toss from the bridge and they are washed away like they never existed.
Sorry Matt....I mean Mort, psychotic killers are a dime a dozen in the crazy cartoon land of wrestlers. Try something original like I don't know winning a match, your brother never really got the hang of that part.
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Post by Mortus on May 26, 2008 14:06:55 GMT -5
We haven't given sufficent thought as to what little boy Austin deserves. We prefer something a little more symbolic to end Our foes as apposed to a generic beat down and the likes.
Though, We were fond of burying that friend of Rijkaard's in Quick Lime. That was fun. Perhaps something like that could be arranged again for Chris? What do you think Ares?
Yes; John didn't do quite as well here as We would have hoped. No matter; We can rectify that problem simply enough.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 26, 2008 14:09:21 GMT -5
In most cases repetition is a key in making people remember.
However an event is only memorable if it is the first of it's kind. I would have expected more originality from a guy claiming to be a Lich King. Not too many people pick that out of all the supernatural creatures to emulate.
Color me disappointed.
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Post by Mortus on May 26, 2008 14:16:43 GMT -5
But the Quicklime incident was only viewed via a poor quality webcam feed featured in the Viral Advertising Campaign surround Our former partners fall.
Surely a live re-inactment of such, viewable to a wider audience than the pathetic British Lion fans still living in the past would over shadow the first?
Of course, We could dip into other influences if so we wished; We take it you've seen Seven? We could arrange something like that for Our rapist friend. Perhaps with a running chainsaw as apposed to a Knife Strap-on.
But of course, We are not here to please yourself; only feed Ourselves. And as a footnote; We have never quite understood why 'Colour me Disappointed' has caught on as an acceptably known phrase.
Disappointment is not a colour and it never has been.
A personal irk of Ours...
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Post by Austin on May 26, 2008 15:21:52 GMT -5
It seems I've touched a nerve. So, it's wrong to admit when a female is attactive from a sexual standpoint? I can't have feelings?
Like I said, I'd fuck Sarah Dunn or whatever her last name, because I find her attractive.
As fo you two, three or whatever. Your threats mean shit. I've been threatned before, with calls of the cops and the like, and still I did whatever I was going to do. Do you want to bury me in Lime? Good for you, saves me the cost of a funeral. Am I ready to die? No. but I know that it will happen so I don't fear death, or you.
Since that is the case, you can't thrive.
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Post by Mortus on May 26, 2008 15:56:05 GMT -5
It seems I've touched a nerve. So, it's wrong to admit when a female is attactive from a sexual standpoint? I can't have feelings? Like I said, I'd fuck Sarah Dunn or whatever her last name, because I find her attractive. As fo you two, three or whatever. Your threats mean shit. I've been threatned before, with calls of the cops and the like, and still I did whatever I was going to do. Do you want to bury me in Lime? Good for you, saves me the cost of a funeral. Am I ready to die? No. but I know that it will happen so I don't fear death, or you. Since that is the case, you can't thrive. In order;
No; in days gone passed; you would have been stoned to death for looking at another Man's property. This is no different. The old ways are always best. You are hence forth advised to remove your eyes from Our Green Fairy.
We are infinate; We are everywhere. We have no true number; We are simply many.
And the Laws of Nature have always held strong over the Laws of Man.
And the Laws We would enforce reign over both. We predate you, in short. We predate this Earth. We predate this string in the cosmic web that is the Multiverse. We predate your trivial concepts of Good and Evil, God and Satan;
Let Us give a slight inkling into the truth.
God; as it is accepted to believe in this plane of existance, is made up of Seven other Concepts; creatures of Our Ilk, which have been called the Seven Virtues by Man.
This belief has empowered a creature known as God to thrive in the Immaterium; and when a meeting of the Concepts is called, the Christian God appears in this split down, true form. We don't recall who the voice of 'God' is in this current age, as the concepts that God consists of has changed over the aeons. In a similar fashion, Satan consists of the Seven Vices, or Deadly Sins. With Pride being the Head of that particular collective, as He always has been.
We'd advise you to ask Exodus, or whatever name the Petty Angel chooses to be called, but of course, that particular being has strayed much deeper into the Spiders Web than the Heavenly Planes, where Valour, Generosity, Liberality, Diligence, Patience, Kindness, and Humility exist in one frame.
Or whoever was involved in that tangled mess of Conceptual Politics at the time...
Comprehend that, if you would, or dismiss it as fiction. That doesn't effect Us either way. Which leads Us to your final point...
We will thrive here; simply because a second slot of airtime results in a second group of people to view Our actions; actions which most of the time envoke FEAR in people; or influence them to emulate what they see, in turn spreading more FEAR.
The council of Concepts do not like it at all, but Our method of spreading Our plague is much more effective than they would like to think; this is making Us far more powerful than even they can dare to dream.
And though Our amazing power is limited by this Meat Prison We wear, We are still more than capable of completely disecting your Mortal Frame and removing your existance from the Multiple, Alternative Worlds that lie so close to this one.
Every Chris Austin will be destroyed. You. The Cowboy Era Chris Austin from that particular thread of the Multiverse, the Female Christina Austin from another world...
And the worst thing about it is thus; Chris.
We could strike at any time; in any time.
This We promise to you. We will remove you from all existance, in all forms.
All in due time.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 26, 2008 16:35:45 GMT -5
So just like every other religious addict around here, god is the one who in the end sets all this shit up.
So my being an atheist means your just a crazy guy running around in a green cloak and has been burned by acid.
Damn, again I was hoping for some originality here, but you had to pull the god card.
COLOR ME DISAPPOINTED!
Sorry I don't see why I should cater my figures of speeches to a singular man who speaks in plurals, one of my pet peeves.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 26, 2008 17:55:25 GMT -5
I love this guy already. He's like two people!
OR MORE!!!
I'm going to have so much fun setting all of this up.
OR MORE!!!
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Post by Mortus on May 26, 2008 18:30:19 GMT -5
So my being an atheist means your just a crazy guy running around in a green cloak and has been burned by acid. No, it makes you wrong.
Also; Our cloak is White.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 26, 2008 18:40:24 GMT -5
AH HA!
I knew you weren't actually supernatural or else you would know the main rule of this land.
Eric Ares is never wrong.
Just because some dumb fuck who can't learn to speak in the singular and has a sci-fi addiction stuck so far up his ass he can taste it shows up to replace his dickless wonder of a brother does not change that fact.
You sir are not only a fraud, but a failure trying to find a new lease on life by acting tough in a new land. Do you think we can't watch FMW on UPN? Week in and week out you try to intimidate the people there and fail miserably for it. Now you show up here spouting doctrine and trying to build a new career. Honestly, why didn't you send someone else whose names hasn't been Dunn to death. At least they might have had a chance to earn some respect before we destroyed them for being less than Eric Ares.
Now why don't you go be a good bye and go jerk off to some goth porn, or eat a baby or whatever you cult like teenage greasy bastards do when you aren't ruining science fiction for the rest of us.
The normal ones of us, and I use that term lightly, are sick of listening to the bullshit from the newest "rookie" to join our ranks. Get out of our tree house, no Dunns allowed.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 26, 2008 19:46:23 GMT -5
It says no HomerS. You're allowed to have ONE!
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Post by Eric Ares on May 26, 2008 19:49:50 GMT -5
We had one Dunn, he left, he does not get to pick a replacement!
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