Austin
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Post by Austin on May 14, 2008 1:15:03 GMT -5
Who said I was trying for the TT of the week? If that were the case, I wouldn't be talking to you. You're an easy insult is all, and you happen to be my opponent at 1.4. See, I know you're a good wrestler. Hell, you're probably great. But, I will still insult you since you are my opponent, you asshat.
Why else would they call it trash-talking?
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Post by kennithnoisewater on May 14, 2008 1:19:51 GMT -5
Maybe you should take the history lesson. The huge dick is always who people want to win. HHH, Randy Orton...Edge. You know damn well that people would eat it up. So get over the whole, people hate me cuz I'm such a dick bullshit. You really think they expect me to win? You think anyone expected me to beat Exodus. No. I'm here because I worked my ass off. You're here because you're cocky, and can talk shit, and have a good comedy routine.
As for Mama Ares, she can rot in hell after i skull fuck her. There's a gimmick steal that Austin can relate to.
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Austin
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Post by Austin on May 14, 2008 1:21:28 GMT -5
I knew you had it in you.
Everyone has a sick fuck side to them. I express mine more often than not.
Cool, no?
No?
Well, fuck you then.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 14, 2008 1:24:33 GMT -5
Well um, if they like me....good for them I guess.
Seriously, you got angry to tell me people might like me?
Just one more way I'm better than you.
As for Mama, make sure you pay. Whore cut off the last tricks balls who didn't giveth the cash.
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Post by kennithnoisewater on May 14, 2008 1:26:39 GMT -5
Chris, do you like puppies?
If so, I'm going to buy you one. Then I'll let you get attached to it. Give it a name, you know, keep it around for a couple days.
Then I'm going to set up a pully devise so that when you open your door you hang your dog. That sick enough for you? Because it's nothing compared to the brutality that is going to be our match. Goodnight. Have fun thinking of that.
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Austin
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Post by Austin on May 14, 2008 1:26:56 GMT -5
Ares, How much?
Magnum, I actually did that to a kitten once. Just to see what would happen.
As for puppies, "sweatermeat" yeah.
Small, Defensless dogs? Meh. Don't hate them though.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 14, 2008 5:58:57 GMT -5
And yet for all of this, I will soon be your superior. Irony happens to be one of my friends. The "I iz the greatest, there iz no onez superiorz to mez" part of my tirades hasn't quite sunk in yet has it. Doesn't matter what you do, who you screw, or if your really Scooby Doo......okay rhyming is not my strong point I can admit that. Point is, it doesn't matter what you do but I recognize no lord before Eric Ares, and nothing will change that anytime soon. Oh and tell your bitch of a friend Irony to stop ducking me. Bitch knows he owes me money. It hasn't sunk in because I filter out all the crap that might come into my mind. And I beg to differ. Change is coming. The world REVOLVES around it. As mighty as you may be, Ares, you cannot stop that. Unless you can stop me... and I'll already have control over you before you know I've entered the arena. Irony on my side again. Fantastic. And he says that you're a liar, you're the one that owes him money, and he'd knock you the fuck out any day. P.S. - I'm not a ninja. You'll find out soon enough.. Have fun.
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Post by bmore on May 14, 2008 7:29:21 GMT -5
You know Ares I actually hope you do win the title at Crimson Dawn, then it will be so much sweeter when i win from you.
Don't worry i will fill in for your reply "I iz beter than youse".
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Exodus
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A mystery wrapped within an enigma
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Post by Exodus on May 14, 2008 9:07:04 GMT -5
Wasted time, all you do is sit around speak...
CAN'T YOU SEE THE EVILS YOU ARE ALLOWING!?
Coming, Going, Running, Staying; nothing makes sense in a world ran by hypocrites.
Your mouths run like a river, no end in sight.
Stay, live, prosper.
Boom.
Then darkness falls, why is it so cold?
If it's so cold, why am I taking off this mask; it keeps me warm.
It warms me with lies, with evil; evil like your mouths spew.
Insanity runs wild, an Inferno burns, the Alchemist toils, the Anarchist destroys, and Anxiety strikes us all.
Help, I need somebody.
Help, not anybody.
Help...
I need to step out of the darkness and into the Dawn, Crimson with blood...
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 14, 2008 9:16:09 GMT -5
I speak for now. Sometimes it's a more worthy path to take to speak than it is to act.
Evil, good, what difference do they make to me? I stop both what I do and what I don't want to.
The essence of random selection, the end of order and the beginning of law, all a paradox and yet perfectly sensible when you simply... take a step back.
For those who don't have the wit to understand such riddles (See: Ares), ignore this, it's probably a little easier on your already-addled brain.
In short, this is long, and the slow explanation would be over too fast.
Man, this is fun.
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Post by bmore on May 15, 2008 3:03:48 GMT -5
Exodus, you need to let loose some steam. You are so uptight, your mask is keeping you warm, in fact all it is doing is keeping you secure.
I will liken this to something to explain fully what i mean: Some people believe that Alcohol keeps you warm, however in actual fact you are having an opposite reaction.
This is similar to what you are feeling; you will lose those shackles that have brought you down for so long, and you will truely be free and only then will you know the true meaning of warmth.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 15, 2008 9:41:06 GMT -5
Look at the funny man, trying to be smart!
Here's some morse code for you, funny man!
-.--- -.--.--.. ..-.--.
It means please to be quiet in my house please.
Thanks k bye now!
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Exodus
Lower Midcarder
A mystery wrapped within an enigma
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Post by Exodus on May 15, 2008 10:46:39 GMT -5
Continue to hide coward, continue to talk.
Men are fighting, dying in the open...
While you hide.
Fool.
Bastard.
Evil.
Savior?
Corruption runs rampant; only a empty shell, devoid of a soul, can dare stand up to it all.
Behold, the devil holds hands with God and then I come forth...
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Post by Ro on May 15, 2008 11:43:50 GMT -5
Exodus, remember that you're still wearing a mask yourself. You may be planning to show yourself...
...but right now you're still hidden.
And that makes you a hypocrite.
Right now.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 15, 2008 17:40:46 GMT -5
He gets so angry when i give him exactly what he wants.
All too soon, yet too far away, I think.
Cheer up, 2nd Book of the Bible! Alleviation will come your way!
What a funny word... alleviation.
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Post by Great Nodnarb on May 15, 2008 21:12:22 GMT -5
It's funny how a great word like alleviation doesn't get used that often.
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iSav
Developmental Talent
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Post by iSav on May 15, 2008 22:05:53 GMT -5
Do you know what shall be great? When I rip your spine out and choke you with it.
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cc
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Post by cc on May 16, 2008 7:07:08 GMT -5
You wont be doing anything with anyones spine when justice strikes you down into nothing.
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Cain Ravid
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"Not so; if anyone kills Cain, he will suffer vengeance seven times over."
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Post by Cain Ravid on May 16, 2008 9:56:06 GMT -5
Speaking of justice...everyone set your TiVo's and DVR's for VCW Live 1.4 because I will be displaying exactly what justice MEANS when I repay Benedict Pheonix for his cowardly attack at 1.3. I'm sure all of you will want to rewind, slow down, and take notes on how exactly to destroy your opponent and make a name for yourself instead of just being fed bullshit competition, who've been paid to lay down for the three count, and then talking like you are God's gift to this sport. That's right, I'm looking at you Mr. Ares.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 16, 2008 10:12:04 GMT -5
Bravo, good sir! You shall take a seat amongst the nobles, with butterscotch and scones for all!
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iSav
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Post by iSav on May 17, 2008 21:28:26 GMT -5
Captain Courage........where will your Courage be when I thrust my hand through your chest and rip your heart out then eat it while you die?
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Post by bmore on May 18, 2008 10:33:52 GMT -5
13 i am still yet to hear from you. We have a match at 1.4 and i am ready to bring you into my world. I am looking to make a name for myself and move up the ranks in order to win championship gold. I guess with all dreams, you start small.
13, you better show your face at 1.4 because i need to make an example of you in order to show the entire locker room that i am 100 percent serious in my intent.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 18, 2008 14:28:01 GMT -5
Speaking of justice...everyone set your TiVo's and DVR's for VCW Live 1.4 because I will be displaying exactly what justice MEANS when I repay Benedict Pheonix for his cowardly attack at 1.3. I'm sure all of you will want to rewind, slow down, and take notes on how exactly to destroy your opponent and make a name for yourself instead of just being fed bullshit competition, who've been paid to lay down for the three count, and then talking like you are God's gift to this sport. That's right, I'm looking at you Mr. Ares. Wow, I'm sure Colt Conrade, Anon Emus, and Gregory Best love you for your portrayal of them. So wait, is Fyed being paid to lose to me too? That would be awesome, otherwise I might have to actually work or something to win. He seems to actually have some talent unlike the paid lackeys before him. But no, go on, keep saying I didn't earn them. We all know what I think of you. So it doesn't really matter. Oh and for the record, I get you have a man crush on me, but including me in every set of words you vomit from your mouth will not get my testicles any closer to it. Stop trying.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 18, 2008 23:33:30 GMT -5
What is there yet to say to you, Mr. Eric, except...
CELERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Or maybe not...
I guess we'll have to wait and see, won't we?
Hee hee!
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Post by Eric Ares on May 18, 2008 23:40:21 GMT -5
Didn't you used to be sane.
I miss that, sane people are so rare 'round these parts.
Ah well, I will retort to your celery in the only way I know how.
Ahem
You don't make friends with salad, you don't make friends with salad, etc etc.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 19, 2008 5:29:15 GMT -5
Ah touche, good sir! I award you with this:
'
It is an apostrophe. Use it well!
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Post by Eric Ares on May 19, 2008 5:49:41 GMT -5
As you can see I make liberal use of apostrophes as is.
But this one is special, I shall treasure it like I do the word cookie until some special situation requires it.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 19, 2008 19:48:41 GMT -5
Superb! I award you with the follow-up to the apostrophe:
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The comma.
Also a period's worst enemy!
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Post by Eric Ares on May 19, 2008 20:12:54 GMT -5
In all honesty sir I cannot accept your gifts without offering some of my own. I may be an asshole, but an asshole with morals dammit.
So without further ado I give to you the very first:
"Eric Ares says this persons mother is not a whore" coupon. Redeemable against any person who says your mother is a whore, even Eric Ares. Should someone including myself claim in the future your mother is a whore I will tear them, or even hilariously myself, a new asshole the size of which has not been seen since Anal Raiders 7.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 20, 2008 0:20:20 GMT -5
I LOVED that movie. I have a feeling we will get along just funtasticulously. Or will we?
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