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Post by Austin on May 13, 2008 16:17:32 GMT -5
OOC: Who doesn't?
I see now my character is developing before my eyes. That is good.
IC: It's Eric Ares. How are you, bye?
Fine I hope. You know, you calling me a Rapist is the best thing that has happened to me. Thanks to you, I no longer have to justify my actions, and I can basically do what the hell I want. It's appreciated, really.
Now, back to Ares' regularly scheduled Ownage program.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 13, 2008 16:50:42 GMT -5
Just another soul set free by my actions.
This keeps up however will I keep my bad boy image.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 13, 2008 17:33:33 GMT -5
Image, titles, freedom.
Such meaningless issues, kiddies!
Why not focus on the future?
Trust me...
I'm saving you from yourselves.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 13, 2008 17:36:17 GMT -5
Ah but mysterious floating voice of doom person.
Titles are in my very near future, why shouldn't I focus on them.
Is there anyone around here that doesn't try to speak in annoying and utterly useless riddles? Anyone?
Fine, I'll keep all these hookers and blow for myself then. And here I actually considered sharing.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 13, 2008 19:45:04 GMT -5
Jess asks a NINJA...
What is the best way to counter an arrogant, overhyped wrestler?
Well, Jess, here's your answer: You OUT-ARROGANCE them!
So here's a giant fuck you to you, Eric Ares, I'm two hundred times better than you because everyone sees you but they haven't seen me! People KNOW what to expect from you but from me they know nothing!
And you can keep your hookers and blow - I have one thousand virgins kept locked away in my super-mansion in Florida and a seperate mansion full of every drug you have AND haven't heard of.
Thanks for asking, Jess! I look forward to killing you SOON!
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Post by Austin on May 13, 2008 19:49:01 GMT -5
I looked forward to killing you last week.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 13, 2008 20:18:24 GMT -5
Chris asks a NINJA...
"I looked forward to killing you last week."
What? That's not a question! What do you think this is?
In any case, Chris, I think you'll find it quite impossible to kill a ninja. Especially in the past. You'd have to build some sort of time njinjachine that can do that and I don't think that's been invented yet.
If you were a ninja, of course, you could actually kill someone BEFORE they were born. It's one of our specialities, pre-birth deaths.
Thanks for your question, Chris! I look forward to killing you BEFORE YOU EXIST!
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Post by Eric Ares on May 13, 2008 20:43:28 GMT -5
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....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh this is rich, this is gold, I haven't had this much fun in AGES!
First off, Ninja is it, thank you. I mean all I asked for was someone who wasn't spouting mythical propaganda bullshit, and in return I get my very own copy cat. They say mimicry is the highest form of flattery, unfortunately they are not me and I just see it as a sad excuse for a weak return. Want to know why, because it means you couldn't come up with anything yourself and had to come back at me my own way.
Only problem is no matter what you told Jess, this is my battlefield bitch, and there is no one better than the master.
You think I give a flying fuck what you keep locked away in your mansion. I was offering blow and hookers to you people because not a one has proven they know anything about picking up a woman. You honestly think ERIC FUCKING ARES pays for sex. Fuck if I were any less of a nice guy I would fucking walk out with their wallets to pay my bills because they should be honored I made the time to fulfill their earthly desires of the flesh. So what you keep a hundred virgins locked away that only tells me two things. One, they are virgins meaning you don't even have enough balls to make a fucking move on girls you keep LOCKED away in your house. Seriously, you act like you own those bitches and yet they still hold the title of virgin? You don't even deserve to own or operate a penis. Second, you need to own girls to ever hope to be with them. Meaning not only are you pathetic in bed, you can't pick your own girls up. Fuck man we live a world based on the body and us wrestlers generally keep in shape. Meaning you are either ugly as fuck, or just really really fucking stupid.
Next your claiming your better than me, because people haven't seen you? The fuck do you get off spouting idiocy like that. Sure, people have seen what they should expect from me. Do you know what they have seen time and time again assmunch, me winning. You on the other hand have so far ripped off every gimmick you can come across and haven't even done it well. Jesus Christ the amount of you fail had better not be transferable or your eventual date rape victim offspring are going to be born with a fucking F emblazoned on their foreheads so the doctors know to send them down the garbage chute with the rest of the shit.
Finally, your a fucking Ninja apparently to go with the soldier and god boys around here. Don't you fuckers have a code of silence to maintain or something else that will help you just shut the fuck up?
So please come back with one of your witty letters to the idiot or ripping off someone else gimmick again. Seriously, because after proving how much of a fucking anally raped loser you are, just being yourself is never going to work, no matter what your momma told you.
My name is Eric Ares and don't ever delude yourself of the simple facts.
I'm better than you, your lineage, your hopes, your dreams, and your gods.
Now instead of threatening your readers why don't you do us all a favor and kill yourself next. I guarantee ratings would go up for that segment.
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Post by kennithnoisewater on May 13, 2008 22:23:34 GMT -5
OOC: So Magnum has been here. Sorry for the Double Post, but the comp I am using is acting funny. IC: So you're going to kick my ass so hard until my nose bleeds? Oh, you and your impossibilities. Then to insult the very talented, but still utter garbage that is Eric Ares, and say he will have his way with me after you're done? One, he doesn't give a damn about me. And Two... Understand who the fuck you are talking to. You are dealing with a future star. You are dealing with the most viciously sudden man in VCW. You are dealing with a self-admitted RAPIST. Now, in case you don't understand it by now, hear this..... This ain't what you want. If you continue to think in such a way that is inconclusive to my theory concerning my capabilities, I'll murder you. Seriously, that is how I get down. So, I walked in on Eric Ares getting his dick sucked by some hooker the other day. And sitting here now, I've realized that that hooker looks very familiar. It took me some time to figure out exactly who it was, but after listening to the way Chris Austin talks about Eric Ares it just hit me. There was no hooker, it wasn't even a girl, it was Chris Austin!!! Chris sucks Eric's dick so Eric is nice to him, and in return Chris lets Eric snort blow off of his ass!!! It all makes perfect sense. Now Chris, YOU are the one who needs to understand who the fuck you're talking to. You say you're a future star in VCW, well guess what, you may be the future but I am right now. You also try to intimidate me and brag about yourself by calling yourself "the most viciously sudden man in VCW." What the fuck does that even mean?! Before you try and talk shit to me, you need to sit down with a 6th grade English text book and learn the fucking language you stupid waste of life. I just did murder you, go cry. Seriously, you fucking suck.
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Austin
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Post by Austin on May 13, 2008 22:48:51 GMT -5
See, you show your flaws with your retort. You hear what you want to hear. What have I said about Eric Ares today? I called him utter garbage. So to even insinuate such filthy behavior like homosexuality, not that there is any-no, there is something wrong with it, very wrong. But, to even force the shit-hugger that is your mouth to speak such lies, it's very unbecoming.
Eric isn't nice to me at all, and to be honest I don't give a damn about him anyway; hell he called me a Rapist, and that is about as low as it gets in society, right down there with the slimy worms like you.
Right now, you are in the way of the next VCW champion. Right now, you are signing a death warrant for yourself. Right now, you have caused me to make it a point to make sure that you do not make it to Crimson Dawn at 100%.
Now, I suggest you prepare yourself for me at 1.4. See, the "viciously sudden" thing I alluded to eariler is what you will experience when we meet. As in R.C.K.O viciously sudden. And if I get the chance to do so, as I said, I will murder you. Not in the "Ares" sense that you tried to execute in a futlie attempt to demean a man who can't be demeaned.
I will murder you in the sense that this might be your last match. Ever. I can see Anderson Cooper and Nancy Grace now: "Death in the Squared Circle: Another One Bites the Dust" But then again, you may not use steroids, and they ultimately won't give a damn about you, much like I don't.
So leave, get angrier, try a reply about how I do not compare to you. I won't mind. Because in all honesty, you aren't on the level of the shits I take.
Go ahead, Kenny, reply back, I want your best stuff. I am going to most likely ignore it, but still.
At 1.4, I am going South Park on your ass.
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Post by kennithnoisewater on May 13, 2008 23:10:25 GMT -5
IC: It's Eric Ares. How are you, bye? Fine I hope. You know, you calling me a Rapist is the best thing that has happened to me. Thanks to you, I no longer have to justify my actions, and I can basically do what the hell I want. It's appreciated, really. Now, back to Ares' regularly scheduled Ownage program. Sounds like some dick sucking to me. Now as for me being in the way of the next VCW champion...right. I'm the one with the title shot, you are nothing but a warm up match. As far as I'm concerned you're a jobber. You have no right saying that you'll be the next champion when you haven't even come close to proving yourself. Words don't win matches. You may say that you're gonna murder me, but as far as I'm concerned its just an empty threat. Go read you're Eric Ares book on how to trash talk, and practice you're R.K.O....oh...I mean...R.C.K.O. You might wanna practice some originality too while you're at it. At least i came up with my own name. OOC: Idk if you've read any of my promos...no one know's I'm a journalist. I'm undercover. So...yeah.
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Post by Austin on May 13, 2008 23:13:44 GMT -5
IC: I know everything I need to know. It's why I am Radical.
OOC: Based on promos, I kinda figured it was a little detectable if one pays attention. But, I'll cool out.
IC: Awww, you see the similarity in a name. So nice. R.K.O, R.C.K.O, doesn't really matter. Both moves, which are similar by the way, mean end of match. That's what R.C.K.O will mean for you.
Also, did I say I was the next VCW champion?
Did I even imply it?
How can I? I am not in the match.
Let me break it down for you: Thomas Hookton, Sir Feyd Brisbane, and Eric Ares are your opponents in a match for the gold.
"You are standing in the way of the next VCW champion."
That implies that you will not win the gold. Got it? No? Damn, I thought you had common sense. Oh well.
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Post by kennithnoisewater on May 13, 2008 23:16:32 GMT -5
All you need to know is how to lay down for three seconds.
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Post by Austin on May 13, 2008 23:23:21 GMT -5
Uhh...I think I'll pass.
Thanks for your concern, however.
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Post by Skyler Striker on May 13, 2008 23:31:22 GMT -5
.... ....... .......... ....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh this is rich, this is gold, I haven't had this much fun in AGES! First off, Ninja is it, thank you. I mean all I asked for was someone who wasn't spouting mythical propaganda bullshit, and in return I get my very own copy cat. They say mimicry is the highest form of flattery, unfortunately they are not me and I just see it as a sad excuse for a weak return. Want to know why, because it means you couldn't come up with anything yourself and had to come back at me my own way. Only problem is no matter what you told Jess, this is my battlefield bitch, and there is no one better than the master. You think I give a flying fuck what you keep locked away in your mansion. I was offering blow and hookers to you people because not a one has proven they know anything about picking up a woman. You honestly think ERIC FUCKING ARES pays for sex. Fuck if I were any less of a nice guy I would fucking walk out with their wallets to pay my bills because they should be honored I made the time to fulfill their earthly desires of the flesh. So what you keep a hundred virgins locked away that only tells me two things. One, they are virgins meaning you don't even have enough balls to make a fucking move on girls you keep LOCKED away in your house. Seriously, you act like you own those bitches and yet they still hold the title of virgin? You don't even deserve to own or operate a penis. Second, you need to own girls to ever hope to be with them. Meaning not only are you pathetic in bed, you can't pick your own girls up. Fuck man we live a world based on the body and us wrestlers generally keep in shape. Meaning you are either ugly as fuck, or just really really fucking stupid. Next your claiming your better than me, because people haven't seen you? The fuck do you get off spouting idiocy like that. Sure, people have seen what they should expect from me. Do you know what they have seen time and time again assmunch, me winning. You on the other hand have so far ripped off every gimmick you can come across and haven't even done it well. Jesus Christ the amount of you fail had better not be transferable or your eventual date rape victim offspring are going to be born with a fucking F emblazoned on their foreheads so the doctors know to send them down the garbage chute with the rest of the shit. Finally, your a fucking Ninja apparently to go with the soldier and god boys around here. Don't you fuckers have a code of silence to maintain or something else that will help you just shut the fuck up? So please come back with one of your witty letters to the idiot or ripping off someone else gimmick again. Seriously, because after proving how much of a fucking anally raped loser you are, just being yourself is never going to work, no matter what your momma told you. My name is Eric Ares and don't ever delude yourself of the simple facts. I'm better than you, your lineage, your hopes, your dreams, and your gods. Now instead of threatening your readers why don't you do us all a favor and kill yourself next. I guarantee ratings would go up for that segment. And yet for all of this, I will soon be your superior. Irony happens to be one of my friends.
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Post by kennithnoisewater on May 13, 2008 23:36:20 GMT -5
I see Ares hasn't said anything in a while. Meaning Chris Austin has nothing to say because there is no one else he can imitate. Try this one.
I am Chris AustinThough shalt show no pity
Magnum, when you walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I shall murder thee
Then I shalt rape thou ass, and suck the holy penis of Christ to get another match in thy fed
Try that one... it may do you good to have a little more personality. Rather than resorting jumping on the "I'm the future, no one can stop me." Bandwagon.
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Post by The Pyro on May 13, 2008 23:43:33 GMT -5
You just said Christ's penis was holy.
I'll leave it at that.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 13, 2008 23:56:01 GMT -5
And yet for all of this, I will soon be your superior. Irony happens to be one of my friends. The "I iz the greatest, there iz no onez superiorz to mez" part of my tirades hasn't quite sunk in yet has it. Doesn't matter what you do, who you screw, or if your really Scooby Doo......okay rhyming is not my strong point I can admit that. Point is, it doesn't matter what you do but I recognize no lord before Eric Ares, and nothing will change that anytime soon. Oh and tell your bitch of a friend Irony to stop ducking me. Bitch knows he owes me money.
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Austin
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Post by Austin on May 14, 2008 0:09:02 GMT -5
I see Ares hasn't said anything in a while. Meaning Chris Austin has nothing to say because there is no one else he can imitate. Try this one. I am Chris AustinThough shalt show no pity
Magnum, when you walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I shall murder thee
Then I shalt rape thou ass, and suck the holy penis of Christ to get another match in thy fed
Try that one... it may do you good to have a little more personality. Rather than resorting jumping on the "I'm the future, no one can stop me." Bandwagon. The Pyro has said all that really needs to be said. Your imitation of me has let out the truth about you. I would say I saw this happening, but I'd be lying. As for this bandwagon you speak of, I know of no one else who says that they are the future. SO in a sense I am showing personality. Besides, I figure if someone said that they were going to end your livelihood with a straight face, no emotion, it'd be more believed. Obviously not, so I won't tell you I am going to embarass you, I'll just do it. If you'll excuse me, I will take my leave and do the one thing that makes me similar to Ares, and that is fuck a woman. You can have what you called "holy penis". Like I said, something is very wrong with that. Now as for this woman, will it be consensual? Hmmmm........
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Post by kennithnoisewater on May 14, 2008 0:17:51 GMT -5
You see what I was doing is telling you that you should steal Exodus's gimmick, because stealing Ares' one has gotten old and boring and you don't do it well. Now I'm sorry that your simple mind didn't pick up on that. And as for embarrassing me, that's not going to happen. In all honesty, you're probably a good athlete with a lot of talent just as I am, but what makes us different, is I'm actually smart. Every threat I've made so far in VCW I've followed through on, and it has taken me to the spot I'm in right now. So please Austin, stop talking to me like you are of any importance. Prove it to me in the ring, but if you do keep talking, I promise I'll shut you up.
And please, keep your child molesting out of this, no one wants to hear about it you sick bastard.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 14, 2008 0:18:40 GMT -5
Okay people, enough is enough.
Stop comparing yourselves to me, claiming the other is sucking my dick because um fuck no, or all around name dropping when bashing each other.
We all get it, I'm fucking great, dropping my name makes everything you say sound better.
But there is only, and can only ever be one Eric Ares. So please, stop trying to hitch yourselves to my rocket ship of trash talking might and bash each other using yourselves as the conext.
Now please, continue, your feeble insults at each other amuse me.
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Post by kennithnoisewater on May 14, 2008 0:25:33 GMT -5
I was only saying that Chris Austin rips you off. Not really name dropping. I was only saying that you both have the same boring, I r better than u, personality. Sure it has gotten you this far Eric and i commend you for that. But even you have to think that such a blatant rip off is well...kind of sad. Don't get me wrong, your whole lifestyle is kind of sad, sure you have sex with multiple women and do numerous amounts of drugs. But what comes with that? Those soars on your face? I'm just saying...you probably don't have a fat lip. And that burning feeling everytime you take a piss, it isn't because you just had sex.... just saying.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 14, 2008 0:34:28 GMT -5
Hmm, so your saying the best medical doctors money can buy are wrong and I really am a diseased whore. I will definetly have to take your advice over theirs, as of the group you are by far the most knowledgeable in the area of STD's.
As for admitting what I do is sad. I'm not going to dignify you with an answer, I will just point to every other response I have given to that same type of questioning and mention that your mother is giving me head right now, and doing a very poor job of it. Opps, guess she's got the AIDS now or whatever it is I have.
Finally, where has it got me. Hmm, let me think. Money, check, power, check, excitement, check, one last thing, what was it what was it......Oh yeah, a match for the same title your gunning for. Guess my decadent life style really hasn't effected me in negative way at all.
Well except people saying I lack a soul, but fuck them, souls are for losers and preachers who touch little boys in the dark.
As for Austin ripping me off.....he's a rapist, I'm not, pretty big difference your missing there Magnum. Good thing your not a reporter or anything, I'd hate to think how many times you'd be sued for slander with those kinds of investigative skills.
Anyway, yeah, I'm sure I could tear into you about your name being a lackluster attempt to compare yourself to a condom brand. But fuck it, you aren't worth the effort. I need to go make a work of art now if you don't mind.
On your moms face.
You don't mind though right.
Of course you don't
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Post by Austin on May 14, 2008 0:38:09 GMT -5
I don't steal gimmicks. But, it seems you have a problem when your opponent feels he's better than you and chooses to express it. Should I be upset that you think you can defeat me? Frankly, I'd be upset if you thought you couldn't.
As for child molesting, the women of the world have or had parents which makes or made them children in a sense and well, you see where I am going with this.
Oh and Ares, you go to hell and you die. Painfully. This belief about how your name makes shit sound better is a farce. I use your name from time to time, because, one someone has to do it for your sake, and two, I can't stand to hear you open your mouth 24/7. You like to talk, fine. We get it, you think you're the man. Well, you should feel that way. Congrats on having high self-esteem.
But, Ares, understand you're one bad loss from losing that self-esteem. And I look around the locker room, and I can bet that the one loss you'd consider to be a bad one, is ME. Could I blame you? No. That's your opinion. A dumb one, but still an opinion.
Too bad though, because one day it'll be a fact.
OOC: What an insult by Ares just now. LMAO.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 14, 2008 0:42:59 GMT -5
Sigh.
You people don't care to keep up with history do you. Here is your final refresher.
One loss does not ruin anyones self confidence. Hell the so called best of all time have lost to shitty opponents on a bad night and still been called the BEST of all time. You are all trying to make it sound like my self esteem is a fragile thing.
Finally, if my name did not help you all prove a point, or make your arguements better you wouldn't use it almost EVERY time you all try to bash each other. For fucks sake I could make a list, but I don't have an hour or two to sift through shit to make one.
So either admit I am fucking awesome and stop back tracking, or stop being two faced douches who can't keep your stories straight. I have no time to waste on retarded children who can't keep what they say consistent.
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Post by Austin on May 14, 2008 0:45:20 GMT -5
Let's see....
I will do.....neither.
Why, cause I am always right, even when I am wrong, oh wait, I never am.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 14, 2008 0:52:58 GMT -5
Rape is wrong in most of North America.
Austin - 0 The Law - 1
Now since you won't take my request of not being a dumbfuck douche serious I'll leave you to your banter with Magnum, he seems more your league.
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Post by Austin on May 14, 2008 1:02:38 GMT -5
I do not follow the Law. I don't even agree with it. It wasn't like I was consulted when said Law was made, so fuck it. To hell with Magnum, see him at 1.4.
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Post by kennithnoisewater on May 14, 2008 1:06:16 GMT -5
Wow Austin, way to earn that trash talker of the week title...fucking moron.
Eric Ares, you sit here and you tell your mom jokes, and you say you're better than everyone. But we all know that at some point, particularly after Crimson Dawn, when you're lying in bed with your ten women and some kids mom. And you're sniffing coke off of there tits or whatever the fuck it is that you do. You aren't going to feel like the same gratification about yourself that you usually do. Because something is going to be missing. The whole point of this whole tournament was to become Heavyweight Champion and to prove that you're the best.
So let me ask you, what happens when the guy who keeps running his mouth about how "I'm that guys you heard of...The one whose better than you." Loses. What happens when someone else proves to be the better man? Well, all your words, and everything that you've stated over the past few months turns into a grade a pile of Canadian Moose Shit. And when you're sitting there on your hotel bed, and a sudden feeling of emptiness strikes over your body and you think to yourself, "I was supposed to be the poster boy of VCW, I'm the one who everyone wanted to win, what happened?" That would be when you pick up the remote, turn on the TV, and see yours truly, holding the thing that you strive for. The Heavyweight Championship.
Eric, come Crimson Dawn. When you're laying in the middle of the ring with Brisbane's boot up your ass and Hookton's briefcase jammed in your mouth and you're wondering what happened. Remember these words. I. AM BETTER. THAN YOU.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 14, 2008 1:12:33 GMT -5
Sigh. You people don't care to keep up with history do you. Here is your final refresher. One loss does not ruin anyones self confidence. Hell the so called best of all time have lost to shitty opponents on a bad night and still been called the BEST of all time. You are all trying to make it sound like my self esteem is a fragile thing. Please read that. See, I'm so fucking awesome I answer your statements in advance. But one part I don't get, poster boy for VCW, one people WANT to win? The fuck you been snorting bye. No one wants me to win, I'm the asshole that's been better than them their whole life. Who in their right mind besides myself and Mama Ares wants to see me succeed. No one. So fuck your evaluation of my self esteem. Fuck your dreams of having a chance in hell of beating me. Fuck thinking I won't be the one with the belt come Crimson Dawn. And finally fuck your mother, because I'm done with her and she had the audacity to want to stay. You can pick her up on the corner, it's where I did. I'm Eric Ares and unlike you I can say this in a proper sentence. I am better than you will ever be.
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