Austin
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Post by Austin on Jul 10, 2008 17:49:40 GMT -5
Of course I am not a big deal.
As far as I'm concerned, I am THE big deal.
But, Matt, I guess talking like "We care not for you" makes you a big deal.
It actually makes you, like your language, ass backwards.
You'll find out just how big of a deal I am a Crimson Dawn, and should you best me......
Sarah will find out how big of a deal I am.
Either way, I will have a night to remember.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 10, 2008 17:58:41 GMT -5
In case you didn't catch that, the Sarah comment, that was refering to his penis.
Don't know how up on sexual innuendo you supernatural types are so I thought I'd throw it out there for you to respond to.
Eric Ares, a true humanitarian.
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Post by bmore on Jul 10, 2008 20:20:45 GMT -5
Eric Ares: stating the obvious since 1994.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 10, 2008 20:44:02 GMT -5
Well with the low IQ level people like you bring to VCW I figure it's the only way to keep the game even ya know?
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Post by bmore on Jul 10, 2008 20:59:37 GMT -5
Must i say it again? Clearly i have to, your underestimation of me will be one of your biggest downfalls.
That being said, i got that zinger by Austin right off the bat.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 10, 2008 21:06:51 GMT -5
I never said I underestimate you Monkey, you're just too fun to mock.
Get all riled up over the littlest things and such.
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Post by bmore on Jul 10, 2008 22:48:48 GMT -5
So your in PETA now? Animals are the same as humans and all that wank?
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 11, 2008 0:02:06 GMT -5
Nope, I never underestimated you for what you are Monkey.
You parrot what you've seen real wrestlers do, ya know monkey see monkey do and all that jazz.
On a far more important note though I have decided that from now on I will be adding Jazz hands to anything to do with you. Because simply talking to you is slowly getting dull.
JAZZ HANDS!
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Post by bmore on Jul 11, 2008 0:22:32 GMT -5
I have brought a stereo for you Ares.
*Bmore presses play. "Pump Up The Jam" begins to play*
WORK IT ERIC!
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 11, 2008 0:43:49 GMT -5
That is by far one of the gayest songs I have ever heard....
....are you coming on to me?
Cause no....hell no.
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Post by bmore on Jul 11, 2008 0:49:48 GMT -5
Don't flatter yourself. And you were the one doing the Jazz Hands.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 11, 2008 0:53:28 GMT -5
Jazz hands are a classic addition to any jazz dance and thus are widely respected.
Pump it up is a pseudonym for masturbation, you sick little monkey you.
Just to be safe though I've asked all venders to keep from selling you Eric Ares merchandise. I don't need you playing with yourself to my likeness you sick bastard.
JAZZ HANDS!
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Post by bmore on Jul 11, 2008 0:57:55 GMT -5
Damn, Damn, Damn. Now i can't buy any merchandise of Eric Ares...
HOWEVER! New Bmore shirts now on sale! I'll be rocking one onto the ring at 2.1, basically white shirt. With two hands surrounded by a red circle with a line going diagonally across the hands.
Written: Bmore > Jazz hands = Eric Ares.
This confuses Ares?
we should get something going on LPW make it a trifecta of banter lol
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 11, 2008 1:00:04 GMT -5
Wait.
They give jobbers merchandise now?
Oh well, it's got to sell good, it has my name on it. A little white out and it'll be just another hot Eric Ares T-Shirt to go along with my wide range of sexy sexy merch.
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Post by bmore on Jul 11, 2008 1:06:47 GMT -5
What dimension do you live in? Don't jobbers lose matches? You and i share a common trait going into Crimson Dawn. We both havn't lost a match. You must be the worlds greatest jobber going by your backwards theories.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 11, 2008 1:25:30 GMT -5
Ah see in my mind jobbers are simply filler. They don't always lose, hell even Funaki used to win once in a while. They are simply the under talent there to support the stars.
That's all you are Bmore.
My support, the guy they put in lower matches because as much as I would love to, I can't wrestle in every match.
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Post by bmore on Jul 11, 2008 1:38:59 GMT -5
Ahh so that's how the mind of Eric Ares works. Seems like it makes sense. I too would like to prove you wrong but no doubt you will stick your tongue in Christ's ear and it will not be so, because you believe you are higher up than me.
Does that hurt? Will that make little Bmore shed a tear? No, it is a challenge, a challenge to build myself up to main event status and then we will have our match. I am here for the long run so it will happen. 2.1, 2.2, 3.3, 14.4. Who cares when, it will happen. That day we shall know the true jobber.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 11, 2008 2:01:57 GMT -5
Where does everyone get this idea that me and Christ work together. I told you, he laughs when I mock people, I laugh when he does the same. But do I have some sway in this company I am not aware of? Christ has had many accomplices already, Drew Michaels among them, but not I. See I fancy myself something of a lone wolf, someone with my style of belief system doesn't really play well with others.
As for your challenge.
I look forward to it.
Not what you were expecting was it? I don't know the future beyond the simple fact that I will be champion. Someday you may rise to challenge me and when you do I will do what I do ever so well.
Win.
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Post by bmore on Jul 11, 2008 2:38:53 GMT -5
No i totally expected that, you aren't the person who would step back and let a challenge go past. Especially when you believe 100% that you will leave victorious. As for linking you and Christ together this is all your working, your little understanding that you two have must reach beyond laughing when one another causes pain. But continuing down the chain of thought just means we will get back to me accusing you of taking a free ride and not earning your title shot and as you have explained yeah that isn't true, you have risen to be who you are.
Does that mean you will be champion? Hmm, could be enough to give you the edge, seemingly you have the edge but only because from the Crimson Dawn Main Event you stand alone. You're competitors are all off the radar.
What's my point? You are the present i guess it doesn't hurt admit it. But i am the future, and your future is pretty bleak at this moment in time.
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Post by Mortus on Jul 11, 2008 7:16:47 GMT -5
Of course I am not a big deal. As far as I'm concerned, I am THE big deal. But, Matt, I guess talking like "We care not for you" makes you a big deal. It actually makes you, like your language, ass backwards. You'll find out just how big of a deal I am a Crimson Dawn, and should you best me...... Sarah will find out how big of a deal I am. Either way, I will have a night to remember. Actually, We think you'll find that Our language is much more true to it's origins then any of the bastardized gutterspeak your, yourself, spew.
Look into usage of the Royal We, if you would be so kind.
Further more, Sarah is dead.
So have your way with her if you want; you can add another bunch of sexual deviants to your pitiful fanbase for the number boost.
But until you do something of credit. Anywhere. Then don't try to fool Us that you're worth the cost of the unmarked grave We'd put you in until you have some indication of worth; in any walk of life.
Thus far; do you know how many champions there are in VCW?
Two.
Two men walk VCW at current who can say they have been a champion.
None of those people are you, Austin.
So how about We suspend your idiocy until after Crimson Dawn; then you can speak your piece; providing, of course, you get that unlikely win.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Jul 11, 2008 8:37:13 GMT -5
For fuck sake Monkey, you are simply aping the same tired argument that has been going on since VCW 1.1. "Eric your going to lose soon" "Eric you can't beat so and so""Eric I'm better than you.". Seriously, you wonder why I call you Monkey? because Bmore I could call you Austin, or Magnum, or Fyed, or Drew, or Anon, or anyone of the people who have tried the same damned statements in the past. You have all stopped being people to me and are nothing but a single blob of people who are too jealous of Eric Ares. People who are so wrapped up in trying to drag me down they forget what is actually important. I categorically deny saying any of those things, sir. But I would like to point out that confidence and ego are the same thing. And the difference between you and the others here is the fact that you epitomize egotism. Your constant and unwavering confidence in yourself makes you never appear to be caught off guard, whereas you continually lambast those who would step up against you. It's not that they hate you for boasting, they hate you because they can't do it effectively. That's why, if you have noticed, I have made every effort not to boast. For one, boasting is a vice, and two, if there was ever a point to making boasts, when you're around, there isn't. As a side note: Bmore, lay off already. you've done little more than let ares make an ass out of you and tickle my gag reflex with your dim-witted arguments and half-assed rhetoric. Ares should have someone better with which to verbally spar. You're too easy for him. Just step down. OOC: Does that mean you will be champion? Hmm, could be enough to give you the edge, seemingly you have the edge but only because from the Crimson Dawn Main Event you stand alone. You're competitors are all off the radar.I know you didn't just say that Feyd was off the radar...
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Post by Onkar Sammael on Jul 11, 2008 8:56:50 GMT -5
My time is near.
I am ready.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Jul 11, 2008 10:00:45 GMT -5
And that is just irritating. I'm tired of all you guys (you know who you are), spouting off cryptic phrases in an attempt to add some sense of mystique to yourselves. It's as though your thought process is, "Ooooh, I'll say something completely arbitrary and useless, but I think it will still spark interest."
Here is my response: Stop it. Do us all a favor and figure out something worthwhile to say. Until then, keep your lips shut and stop polluting my air with the wretched sound of your voices and inconsequential rambling.
OOC: Duh-nuh nuh! Feyd has lashed out at someone!
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Post by Ro on Jul 11, 2008 11:09:15 GMT -5
Why Feyd, that doesn't sound like you at all!
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Jul 11, 2008 11:15:21 GMT -5
Well, Romeo, I'm tired of being plagued by the mindless drivel circulating through this place. They seem to forget that this place is about wrestling, not about making asses out of themselves. And while I might think that Ares is over the top, at least he is putting these miscreants in their place. That is why he has been trash-talker of the week for four weeks straight. I hope he continues to be recognized as such for his efforts to turn aside the ignorance of the huddled masses here.
What can I say? Enough is enough.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 11, 2008 12:11:53 GMT -5
Fyed this may be the only time I ever say this, but I agree with you.
Not just about my greatness, trust me, I appreciate the vote of confidence. But about the stagnation of this Trash talking land. People if you don't want to be walked over by the likes of me and the good sir knight there can only be one solution.
Fucking try harder asshats.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Jul 11, 2008 12:28:10 GMT -5
Let this be an invitation. Bring your A-game to this locker room. I can truly understand Ares' irritability here. I would never make the claim to be as experienced at verbal emascualtion as Ares, but I shall do my part to show why the non-hackers in this federation are stupid for thinking. That is all.
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Post by Onkar Sammael on Jul 13, 2008 12:16:47 GMT -5
Feyd,
Relax my friend, you'll soon be able to speak directing to my face instead of venting pointlessly here.
I look forward to it.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 13, 2008 18:21:33 GMT -5
Person whose name I do not care to learn how to pronounce, OnCar or something.
I just finished venting on your moms face, and by venting I mean placing my sperm.
She looked forward to it.
That is all.
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Austin
Lower Midcarder
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Post by Austin on Jul 13, 2008 18:38:12 GMT -5
That is it. End the contest. Ares wins number 5.
I hate to say it, but he owned your ass like......damn.
I could compare it to a rape of your sister or something, but Ares has said enough.
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