Austin
Lower Midcarder
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Post by Austin on Jun 25, 2008 16:32:02 GMT -5
I am a Joker fan myself.
OOC: Where are the 1.4 awards?
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Post by bmore on Jun 25, 2008 18:10:07 GMT -5
ooc: haha, constantine anyone?!
also that was a promo so do we the general wrestling public know that went down?
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cc
Developmental Talent
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Post by cc on Jun 27, 2008 7:01:53 GMT -5
OOC: My promo will be posted tomorrow, sorry for the lateness.
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cc
Developmental Talent
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Post by cc on Jun 29, 2008 15:27:53 GMT -5
OOC: Promo posted, its short but its there. I do need to work on the length of my promos. If I have let anyone down, I do apologize.
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Post by mediocremike on Jun 29, 2008 21:33:06 GMT -5
:What the fuck? Is this thing on? Tap tap tap. A strong looking man taps on the lens of the camera. His piercing blue eyes stare directly into the device. He looks confused, and unsure how to operate the camera. This man is Jason Blair, formerly "Sensational" Jason Blair - the rising professional wrestler with an incredibly bright future; poised to take over the world before he blew his knee in his WWE debut.Jason Blair: Mike! Get over here - talk to the people. It's the only way to get your name out there, and trust me - you need all the head start you can get. Jason is still staring into the camera, but is obviously talking to someone outside the picture. Not long after he is beckoned by his manager and trainer - Mike Machado fills the empty background. He is still in his work shirt which has the Comcast logo over the pocket on the left side. His curly dirty brown hair is heavy with sweat - and his ridiculous and outlandish mustache is the less than flattering focal point."Mediocre" Mike Machado: I don't get it, man. What am I supposed to say? I thought it was basically just go out there, kick some ass, take some names, and collect some belts? Blair is apparently satisfied that the camera is in working condition, and backs out of the picture. He claps his hands and his voice filters in faintly from behind the camera.Jason Blair: No - there's a lot more to it then that. Half of wrestling is 50% mental. Before I blew my knee out I was the king of getting into my opponents' heads. Use this opportunity to let the VCW know who you are, why you're here, and more importantly, who your manager is. Machado grimaces slightly, it's obvious the thought of addressing the entire federation is less then appealing to him. He reluctantly begins his speech."Mediocre" Mike Machado: Alright, here we go. Vendetta Championship Wrestling, my name is Mike Machado. Jason Blair from behind the camera:"Mediocre" Mike Machado. "Mediocre" Mike Machado: Mediocre? What? Jason Blair: Yeah, man. It's going to be your alias. All great wrestlers need an alias. And it's all about the alliteration, trust me.. go with it. "Mediocre" Mike Machado: Okay.. but mediocre?? Couldn't it be, marvelous.. or maybe.. menacing? Jason Blair: Are you Marvelous? ..Or menacing, for that matter? "Mediocre" Mike Machado: Hell yeah I'm menacing. This 'stache isn't even regulation. I'm going AGAINST uniform regulations rocking this bad boy. Jason Blair: Trust me, do you want to make it or not? Machado sighs, conceding that Blair probably knows his shit when it comes to the professional wrestling industry. Mike doesn't look like the kind of man to put up much of a fight when it comes to things like this, and Blair obviously isn't going to lose this debate."Mediocre" Mike Machado: Vendetta Championship Wrestling, I am "Mediocre" Mike Machado. I will become the man that none of you want to see on the lineup. I will become a wrestler that you will know to fear, and hate to get into the ring with. I will become GREAT, and NOTHING - NOTHING is going to get in my way. Machado's face suddenly contorts into what he thinks is an intimidating look. In reality it seems he's taking a particularly painful shit. He holds this pose for a second, and then releases it. Satisfied that his introduction is not only complete, but amazing. He relaxes and walks out of the picture. The camera shakes for a second as Blair attempts to turn it off"Mediocre" Mike Machado: How was that? Felt good. Jason Blair: Fucking terrible. We've a lot of work to do. Cut to static
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Post by Judas De Dios on Jul 1, 2008 20:10:03 GMT -5
Drew Michaels, Romeo McCoy! You have transgresed against your true lord and savior Craig Christ! You have shown your envy and greed! All who do not follow in the way of Christ, shall perish by my hand! Bless me father, for I shall be your executioner! I am the New Age Apostle! I am Judas de Dios! OoC: Three guesses who I am! Hola Senior Exodus/Michaels!
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Post by bmore on Jul 1, 2008 20:20:04 GMT -5
ooc: Mass Chaos? Welcome!
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 1, 2008 20:30:56 GMT -5
So many Christs now a days.
Fuck you all, Buddha the rolly polly god of fun is all up in your grillz bitches.
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Post by Judas De Dios on Jul 1, 2008 21:36:20 GMT -5
OoC: Yep. Shit I should have done a better job hiding. Good job Bmore. Thank you.
Hopefully in the next few days I will come with a origins promo here in the Trash talking thread for Judas. I have some ideas with Judas with the help of Mr. Bruce Edward King III as a manager/attorney/dick. I used BEK as a wrestler in another fed. Figure this is a good way of adding to the story of Judas.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 3, 2008 2:07:20 GMT -5
Tick Tock, Tick Tock.
"You hear that boys, that's the countdown to the beginning of my time here at VCW as VCW Heavyweight Champion."
Tick Tock, Tick Tock.
"It counts down the seconds till you all need to bow down and realize that the truth I have stated for so long is now a reality. I am better than you."
Tick Tock, Tick Tock.
"Man that's annoying, turn it off now Billy.
Tick Tock, Tick Tock.Tick Tock, Tick Tock.Tick Tock, Tick Tock.
"Sir, I think the clocks broken sir!"
Tick Tock, Tick Tock.Tick Tock, Tick Tock.Tick Tock, Tick Tock.Tick Tock, Tick Tock.Tick Tock, Tick Tock.Tick Tock, Tick Tock.Tick Tock, Tick Tock.Tick Tock, Tick Tock.Tick Tock, Tick Tock.Tick Tock, Tick Tock.Tick Tock, Tick Tock.Tick Tock, Tick Tock.Tick Tock, Tick Tock.Tick Tock, Tick Tock.Tick Tock, Tick Tock.
".....I fucking hate you Billy."
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 6, 2008 23:54:16 GMT -5
"Remember when people used to talk around here and I didn't need to double post to make this all seem relevant Billy?"
Yes sir?
"No Billy you don't. God you're retarded"
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Post by Mortus on Jul 7, 2008 5:56:37 GMT -5
So; Eric.
How are things your end?
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Post by bmore on Jul 7, 2008 10:51:16 GMT -5
As if you care Mortus, we don't need mister egomaniac to tell us how awesome it is. It's gotten old, wait till after the match til you bait Ares.
We all have plans we all have the need to win at this PPV.
Be it to prove ourselves to disrespective peers. To live up to the reputation that preceded us. To make what we say a reality.
We know what we have to do, we are working towards a goal within ourselves and we don't need Mr. Ares to divert our intentions way from these goals. This is a buisness and helping someone reach their ultimate goal is not in the interest of anyone Mortus, especially if that man is Eric Ares.
Think, Morty, Think before you say or do anything!
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 7, 2008 10:57:07 GMT -5
I'm sorry Bmore? Were you talking? I was going to go and tell people how awesome I am, but you seemed to have covered that.
Anyway Morty, not too bad. You know the usual, drinking, sexing, working out. All part of a balanced diet.
You?
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Post by bmore on Jul 7, 2008 11:15:25 GMT -5
Ares, different than your usual request for me to shut up and learn my place. But I am sorry i didn't call you awesome, i called you deluded that you think your awesome.
Keep drinking Ares, make a toast to a worthy heavyweight champion, a drink to Magnum, a drink to Brisbane, a drink to Hookton.
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Post by Mortus on Jul 7, 2008 17:02:49 GMT -5
Oh, you know, propogating the fall of whatever poor soul passes me next.
I have plans for Drew Michaels actually, for when that unfolds, which are quite simply to die for.
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Post by bmore on Jul 7, 2008 18:45:47 GMT -5
You plan on taking out Drew? Well im not going to stand by and watch that. Drew Micheals turned his life around to the straight edged lifestyle. You don't know how Drew Micheals was able to give me strength through example. You want to hurt him you have me to answer too.
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Post by Mortus on Jul 7, 2008 19:23:22 GMT -5
Fool; you dare challenge forces which your feeble mind can only dream to fanthom?
Unfortunately, via some strange series of events, Drew Michaels was involved in a shift in the cosmos of existance; an era where a different type of entity now hold the position of the ruling castes of the immediately higher plane of existance.
Of course; We should have known something like this would happen when Human Belief caused seven of Our brothers to merge into a wholely new consciousness and entity of his own right, and when this new God started to create lifeforms similar to Ourselves.
Our very existance has been thrown to the wind, if only for a heartbeat; boy. Do forgive for being somewhat bitter about it.
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Exodus
Lower Midcarder
A mystery wrapped within an enigma
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Post by Exodus on Jul 7, 2008 22:35:13 GMT -5
Awww, the Fear Incarnate bitch(es) is/are pissed off because of, well, I have no clue why; something to do with my esteemed daddy taking over Heaven. Fuck if I listen to him/them/it.
Don't mess with the Divine Matthew Fearface Dunn, I will just as easily strike you down as look at you.
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Post by Mortus on Jul 8, 2008 2:58:11 GMT -5
It has tried, thus far, it has failed.
You forget, Michaels, that ever segment of the Presence itself is Our Brother or Sister.
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Exodus
Lower Midcarder
A mystery wrapped within an enigma
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Post by Exodus on Jul 8, 2008 8:05:31 GMT -5
The Father has no equals, just usurpers and children. You may fit into both categories but that does not make you His Brother and thus equal. No, like Gabriel, you are but another pretender to the throne.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 8, 2008 11:17:37 GMT -5
Ares, different than your usual request for me to shut up and learn my place. But I am sorry i didn't call you awesome, i called you deluded that you think your awesome.
Keep drinking Ares, make a toast to a worthy heavyweight champion, a drink to Magnum, a drink to Brisbane, a drink to Hookton. I'm sorry, I don't speak jobberesse. I think you asked for some spare change, but I just don't have any for the likes of you. The man dancing in a spiderman costume deserves it far more.
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Post by Black Venom on Jul 8, 2008 11:57:23 GMT -5
That man would be me. What? You act like it's weird to dance around in a spiderman costume...
Anyway where was I? Oh yeah, fuck the entire roster because i'm better than all of you stupid mo-fuckers.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 8, 2008 12:25:54 GMT -5
That's good for you.
Here's fifty cents.
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Post by Mortus on Jul 8, 2008 13:03:46 GMT -5
The Father has no equals, just usurpers and children. You may fit into both categories but that does not make you His Brother and thus equal. No, like Gabriel, you are but another pretender to the throne. As far as you are aware.
Naught but God himself could tell you the truth of his origins, and due to his existance given by the belief in a monodeistic entity, he would never utter the truth whilst in that form.
Perhaps We could enlighten you to the truth one day, Michaels?
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Exodus
Lower Midcarder
A mystery wrapped within an enigma
Posts: 112
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Post by Exodus on Jul 8, 2008 14:11:27 GMT -5
I think the truth has been seen my eyes in ways no other being of mortal flesh ever has. After all, no man has ever been a host of the Almighty before me...
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Post by Mortus on Jul 8, 2008 16:19:38 GMT -5
Impressive, and true. But then, We were banned from the Heavenly planes long before you were even considered for existance.
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Post by bmore on Jul 8, 2008 17:02:47 GMT -5
I'm sorry, I don't speak jobberesse. I think you asked for some spare change, but I just don't have any for the likes of you. The man dancing in a spiderman costume deserves it far more. Hmm my linguistic skills in your native tongue "Arrogant Wanker" are pretty much non existant. I think we need a translator if we were ever to properly converse. Not that will happen any time soon, because your Eric Ares and i hate you. To turn a phrase.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 8, 2008 17:08:21 GMT -5
Again, I'm sorry. All I heard was "I'm Bdumbass and I jerk off to flashing lights and crappy music!".
Seriously can I have a jobber that used to be good to translate for me. How about you, Michaels? I heard you used to have talent.
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Post by bmore on Jul 8, 2008 18:03:25 GMT -5
Whats that you have a nasty rash? Could be because you are so promiscuous This is a struggle, can't tell what you are trying to say. Don't worry Ares we can find a problem, i mean it could be something not that serious and all you need is an over the counter cream.
Is there any awards for 1.4 coming?
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