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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 8, 2008 18:30:32 GMT -5
Quick, the monkey is speaking!
Where's my translator!?
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Post by bmore on Jul 8, 2008 19:16:26 GMT -5
Ahh the liquor store is just down the road and on the left. It's open 24 hours. No need to get snippy, you can get your ego back on track and picking up trannies in no time. Does help that we are in New Orleans.
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Exodus
Lower Midcarder
A mystery wrapped within an enigma
Posts: 112
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Post by Exodus on Jul 8, 2008 19:34:07 GMT -5
Again, I'm sorry. All I heard was "I'm Bdumbass and I jerk off to flashing lights and crappy music!". Seriously can I have a jobber that used to be good to translate for me. How about you, Michaels? I heard you used to have talent. I used to have talent you say? Check your facts again "b'ye" because I am the best damn wrestler to EVER step foot in this ring. I promise you, you've never seen anything like me. In fact, I've made quite a career out of taking out your kind O'Rion, Adrian and Alex. Someone needs to line up you and Crazypants Andrew so I can complete the set.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 8, 2008 19:41:43 GMT -5
Tut Tut Michaels, don't forget that PRIDE is a sin. Or are you not down with the big man upstairs anymore, you religious folk with your tales of betrayal confuse me.
Anyway, no.
You are not the best thing I have ever seen step into the ring.
I tend to watch my own matches on play back, and I am the best thing I have ever seen. How have you not figured that out yet?
Now are you going to translate the monkey for me or do I need to give him a banana and leave before he starts throwing his own feces?
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Post by bmore on Jul 8, 2008 20:21:18 GMT -5
I understood one word, so your obviously ranting at someone else. I think after Crimson Dawn and your ego takes a hit when you don't come out of it with any gold, i will be able to understand you because hopefully losing your chance at winning the highest award in VCW, will shrink your head just that little bit.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 8, 2008 20:32:55 GMT -5
Shhh, quiet Monkey.
Real people are trying to talk.
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Post by bmore on Jul 8, 2008 20:43:20 GMT -5
Hold on. Eric Ares speechless? This just in, pigs seen flying.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 8, 2008 21:04:46 GMT -5
Fuck your an annoying monkey aren't you.
Someone needs to put a muzzle on your face before you give someone rabies.
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Post by bmore on Jul 8, 2008 21:13:53 GMT -5
Maybe someone should put a muzzle on you, so you don't give some man herpes.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 8, 2008 21:58:16 GMT -5
Says the creature that brought us the AIDS.
Yeah bitch, I know it was you, stick to your own kind next time why don'tcha.
Oh and while were at it, try and come up with your own insults not changing a few words in mine. It's monkey see monkey do, not monkey be a fucking retarded douche.
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Post by bmore on Jul 8, 2008 22:17:09 GMT -5
Spinning someone's insult back onto them is a great way to insult someone, rather than calling them an animal. And blaming them on a world wide epidemic. It's just well lame. You see i don't need to come up with incredible insults, all i really have to do is wait til Crimson Dawn ends and then just put salt in you wounds.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 8, 2008 22:50:30 GMT -5
See, even you monkey can't say you have great insults. Hell your idea of scathing me is saying "I'll sit back and watch other people do what I can't."
I mean your threatening me that I might lose a match.
Newsflash dumbfuck. As I have been saying for MONTHS everyone loses a match at some point or another, even the greatest of all wrestlers. Thing is you seem to think this would be my only chance to capture the title. Please do explain, other than the "I don't like you so it won't happen" reason, because fuck it I probably roll better with the power that be around here than any of you do. Me and Christ have an understanding, I laugh at you suckers when he destroys you, he laughs when I do, good times. Thing is I actually earned this title oppertunity you all bitch about. I fought tooth and nail for it, and if I have to do it again, so fucking be it.
I'm fairly certain I am the ONLY person to have been on every single one of the VCW Live shows and come away undefeated up till now. But obviously it wasn't because I was good, oh nonono that would hurt the little egos of the people who couldn't fucking do that. No I obviously didn't earn those wins.
For fuck sake Monkey, you are simply aping the same tired argument that has been going on since VCW 1.1. "Eric your going to lose soon" "Eric you can't beat so and so" "Eric I'm better than you.". Seriously, you wonder why I call you Monkey? because Bmore I could call you Austin, or Magnum, or Fyed, or Drew, or Anon, or anyone of the people who have tried the same damned statements in the past. You have all stopped being people to me and are nothing but a single blob of people who are too jealous of Eric Ares. People who are so wrapped up in trying to drag me down they forget what is actually important.
If you all boast it's confidence, if I do it, it's ego. When you all stop being such two faced bastard monkeys, I'm not going to stop my "boasting". I'm that cracked mirror of each and everyone of you. Only difference is, I don't give a fuck what other people think of me.
You aren't the good guys, the liberators of men.
You're the oppressors.
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Post by bmore on Jul 8, 2008 23:33:48 GMT -5
Hah, you think that this "understanding" with Christ will last? How long do you think Christ will stand alone at the pinnicle of this company? What he forgets is he doesnt actually own the company. You laugh when each other beat someone down, great your sadists. Just because you earnt a title shot doesnt mean that you earn the title, that a person like you deserves to be the top of a federation.
Yes, no one can remain undefeated, its basically impossible. However, i know and you know how much this match means to you and what that title represents to you. Well me not so much the latter, as you being your usual self will not divulge in any personal issues which are so apparent on the surface. Is it shame that makes you like this, or are you afraid in looking weak?
Back to the original point. You don't know when or even if you will get another title shot, this could be your one chance because for all we know now, is that this is you one and only chance.
We know it, all the "monkeys" know it. We really just want to see how Ares takes a failure, losing a title match is a failure it is a setback in your ultimate goal, your self proclaimed destiny.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 8, 2008 23:42:13 GMT -5
Destinies have until the day I die to come true Monkey. No matter how hard you try to stress it I am not afraid of not getting another title shot. Why?
I believe in myself.
You seemed to have missed that simple point I was trying to bring up. Can you honestly say you don't think I have failed at something in the past. Of course I have. I may be a sexy, intelligent, powerful, and practical man, but I am still human. Godlike in my ways, but human. And every human fails at something. Did I let that ever stop me, nope, never, nadda.
But that makes me a bad guy doesn't it? I mean it's not like if I had these exact same characteristics but did not flaunt them. That wouldn't make the the plucky hero who fights through any adversity or anything.
Face it monkey, the only real difference between you if I don't lean on my bitter past a crutch, I use it as motivation to better than anyone has ever done before. Almost sounds heroic doesn't it? *sniff*
Back to the point though Bmore, you people only want to see me deal with failure because you've all had to taste it, feel it, and your bitter. You don't like that you haven't seen me fail, you want me to feel that same way. That doesn't make you a good guy or anything of the sort.
That makes you petty.
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Post by bmore on Jul 9, 2008 2:14:45 GMT -5
Even if your saying the truth, gloating over something indeed makes you an egomaniac. Your own saying is "I'm better than you" you think that your characteristics make you better than any other human being makes you this person.
Heroism though, you hit the problem right on the head without me bringing it up. A hero, is a role model. Believe it or not Ares that some people view us wrestlers as role models. The way you act is nothing towards being a good role model in fact its quite the opposite. If you are made the top man in this federation, if an arrogant, narcissistic bastard such as your self becomes the heavyweight champion. What does that say for the company that i work for?
This is not what was envisioned for VCW, the hell hole that Christ and yourself have created. Yes, you used skill rather than power to do that, ill give you that. But Crimson Dawn will show that VCW superstars will do anything for a change, Romeo will take out Christ. And Brisbane, Magnum and Hookton will all put you in your rightful place.
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Post by Mortus on Jul 9, 2008 2:56:36 GMT -5
Thus ushering in the Era of Darkness.
Things never boil down to Good Guys and Bad Guys.
Things tend to become People We aren't manipulating versus People We are manipulating.
But then, what do We know?
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 9, 2008 3:09:51 GMT -5
First off. HOW IN THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU A ROLE MODEL?
You are a self proclaimed raver correct. Now I know your claims to be clean and such and good for you. But fact is you are bringing to impressionable minds a life style that is epitomized by a reckless attitude towards drugs, drinking, partying, and promiscuity. Hell I guarantee more people die at an average rave than they do in my bed. The only thing I even come close to standing for is living life how you want to. If you want to be a pompous prick like Eric Ares, feel free, have a good time with it. If you want to be a nun, go for it, but try to look appealing, nuns have a bad enough rap as it is.
Next, have I ever claimed not to have an ego. Fuck no, another of my sparkling personailty traits everyone seems to just gloss over is the fact that I say and stand by exactly what I am. I say I am the best wrestler in the god damned world because I fucking believe it, but I can also admit my belief makes me fucking conceded. This world is my plaything, and you bitch are my sand box. Kinda entertaining, always below me, and when I get sick of you, you had betetr fucking believe I am going to piss on you.
Verbally, you sick fuck.
As for how I made this place a hell hole? How so? I come out, I wrestle, I win, I go home. I have yet to beat someone from behind, I have yet to attack unprovoked. Hell King Choir Drew Michaels did worse shit from under a mask than I have done my entire VCW stay.
Score one of the bad guys?
But this is not what was envisioned for VCW? This is not how it should be in your god damned perfect world where fairies and unicorns dance in a god damned circle while you jerk off the Teletubbies? And why is that? Because I'm not like you?
I fight, I claw, I fucking earn my way to the top and all you have to say is "Well your not a good person, you don't deserve it. This is not what VCW was meant for." Fuck you, fuck VCW, fuck it all. If a guy who has worked his ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE to make it to the top, whose entire dream is based on being the best isn't allowed to get there then this place can go fuck itself. Your discriminating against me for how I live, and don't give a fuck about what I want. Your doing the exact same thing you accused me of. You self absorbed holier than thou hypocritical self serving son of a bitch.
Hey there kiddies, welcome to VCW, where we hold down guys we don't like. But don't worry, we're the good guys so it's okay.
If that's your idea of heroism, fuck heros.
Fuck Spiderman.
Fuck Batman
Fuck Superman
Fuck Drew Michaels.
Fuck Fyed Brisbane.
Fuck you.
If it means that when someone else is better than me I can admit it and strive to be better than I am. If it means I won't fucking push people down from what the want to try and become. If it means I give people the freedom to live how they want and try and be the best. Then quite simply.
Fuck heroes.
I'll be a villain anyday.
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Post by Mortus on Jul 9, 2008 7:09:19 GMT -5
We are a perfect role model.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Jul 9, 2008 10:36:31 GMT -5
Bmore, you are fighting a losing battle from which no good will come out. Ares will ream you verbally, as well as physically, if you are ever so unfortunate as to be in the ring with him. Your words make no impression on him, or even at risk of speaking for everyone else, on anyone, for that matter. Quit while you're behind. Perhaps you can salvage the remainder of your dignity before Ares takes that from you too. Or before you give it to him.
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Exodus
Lower Midcarder
A mystery wrapped within an enigma
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Post by Exodus on Jul 9, 2008 15:18:29 GMT -5
I must disagree Brisbane, any battle for good is a battle worth fighting no matter the cost or the odds.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 9, 2008 15:49:39 GMT -5
And I'll ask again, what makes Bmore the good guy and me the bad? Right now he advocates closed mindedness and I am advocating social freedoms.
But if that makes me a villain so be it. His definition of hero is the reason Captain America is rolling in his grave.
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Post by bmore on Jul 9, 2008 19:34:04 GMT -5
Sir Feyd Brisbane, I'm just amusing Mr. Ares. Like dangling keys in front of a small child. If no one goes toe to toe with him, no matter what the cost then he will rule this federation, even more than he does now.
This is a battle worth fighting for, you may think i have achieved anything through this but i have. A week ago Ares would not given me even a second of his time, now he can be bothered to banter back and forth.
Small though it may be, a victory is a victory.
ooc: Also, we jumpstarted this thread. lol
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 9, 2008 20:54:24 GMT -5
Actually monkey, there is a very good reason I've given you my time.
I was bored.
No one else was talking, you did, thus we banter, despite it being a very tired argument.
OOC: Yes, yes we did lol.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Jul 10, 2008 6:14:03 GMT -5
Bmore, I think that you are failing to realize that Ares's attention to you has nothing to do with you achieving any modicum of esteem from him, not to imply that I have, as he has continually pointed out the contrary. He needs a way to pass his time until he has something more of note to talk about. Please be aware that I am in no way meaning to denigrate you or the abilities you might possess, but rather to help you realize that there might be more worthwhile avenues in which your time an energy could be spent.
OOC: The thread is alive once again...
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Post by Ro on Jul 10, 2008 9:49:21 GMT -5
OOC: I love you guys.
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Post by Black Venom on Jul 10, 2008 11:23:13 GMT -5
OOC: I hate you... Nah, just kidding man.
IC: What in the name of fuck is going on here? Why is there a talking monkey?!
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 10, 2008 11:54:42 GMT -5
That's what I've been trying to tell people!
See someone else here recognizes Magilla the Gorilla when they see him.
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Post by Black Venom on Jul 10, 2008 13:08:22 GMT -5
*random shit not connected to post* (.) (.) <---- Luk, it r ur mommaz boobz!!!11! *Ditto*
Alright, seriously though, I have no idea who the fuck any of you are in here apart from maybe Drew Micheals but he won't be around for much longer after I've finished with him. Point is, well, I'm here. The venom is forthcoming, spreading through you're veins like heroin.
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Austin
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Post by Austin on Jul 10, 2008 13:12:14 GMT -5
I must disagree Brisbane, any battle for good is a battle worth fighting no matter the cost or the odds. You. Know. Shit. Was what you did to me at 1.1 for good? Or was is because your God said "Smite thee. Smite thee so that he shall not realize his true potential, that of which is to be superior to you"? Either way, you're the worst of the worst, Andrew. You epitomize hypocrisy, bastard. You seem to think it's fine that you maim people for your own enjoyment. That would be something I could respect, but to blame it on God? The same God who said "Turn the other cheek"? You're going to hell, you just don't know it yet. But, continue to thump your Bible, and claim that all of your violence is in God's name under the "eye for an eye" verse. You know that means "Let the punishment fit the crime" correct? You know it means that if you take my eye in a fight, you are to GIVE me your eye in compensation, right? No matter. Oh, and you thought Ham and the Black Covenant was bad? Do not have me find myself near Juliet.
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Post by Mortus on Jul 10, 2008 13:55:42 GMT -5
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