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Post by Eric Ares on Apr 22, 2008 21:34:14 GMT -5
It doesn't matter how you define it.
You just admitted to being a rapist.
I'm sure that is going to serve you quite nicely here in the trash talking world until such time the feds come and take you away for your no doesn't mean no ways.
Oh, but instead of just saying no, I do not rape people. You decided to turn this into another of the I am the best so sucketh my cock or die promos. Jesus Christ man there are better ways to say you are better than to claim to be a rapist.
Such as "Hi, I'm Eric Ares, I'm better than you" or "Hi, I'm Eric Ares, your entire family equates to the run off I leave on a girl after pulling out". Not "Hi, I'm Chris Austin, I'm taking this place on, so bend over."
Jesus, you really do not instill me with happy thoughts of my future. Being beaten I can deal with, but for the love of fuck we are wrestlers you leave my ass out of this. My ass is where shyte comes out, not what you should fantasize will take you to the top.
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Post by Austin on Apr 22, 2008 21:58:13 GMT -5
You went searching, and you found something you didn't like. Besides, I never said I'm better than you, because frankly I'm not until I defeat you, which I will one day.
I don't want you to have happy thoughts of your future, because it won't be if I am in your future. Things will not go as you planned if I am involved. Also, you can't deal with defeat, because in your bio "Losing" is something you don't do, and you can't afford it if you are infinitely better than everyone here, right? But, you keep on looking at me as "That Kind of Rapist", and you may actually encounter that what you are looking for. Won't be me doing that, as I may be sick, but I'm not that sick.
I don't want your ass, I want your spot in VCW, and I will take it from you, and there won't be shit you can do about it if you try, so don't. It saves me from wasting energy on an inevitable occurence, which is me being on my way to becoming VCW champion.
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Post by Eric Ares on Apr 23, 2008 0:38:01 GMT -5
You sir are a fucktard who contradicts himself at every turn.
The first thing you say is that you don't claim to be better than me yet. Then you turn around and go on a self righteous tirade about how you will beat me and take my spot in VCW. The claim that you WILL beat me implies you already think you are better than me.
Now that we have that out of the way, lets nit pick even more shall we.
First off, good for you dumbfuck, you can read my bio. Congratulations, and wow, it does say lose is something I won't do. That's right kiddies, I am Shawn Michaels circa 1997 and I will not put you over no matter whose dick you are sucking. But would losing destroy me?
Not in the least.
Because unlike the rest of the assholes around here claiming to be god, I am a human being. A man with an Herculean type physique and a sex drive that puts most porn stars to shame, but a man none the less. And at some point I am bound to lose, it happens even to Super Cena and I don't have the kind of pull backstage he has yet.
So I may have a bad night, and one of you god freaks, retards, nutless wonders, anchormen, or pyro.....no scratch that one he's related to some Slegna type guy he can never beat me, where was I? Oh yes. Someday some one is going to catch me on a bad night and will get that lucky roll up for the upset.
But will it destroy me?
Fuck no.
Because unlike you who is full of contradictions, one loss does not change the simple facts.
I am Eric Ares, and no matter who the fuck you think you are, no matter what the fuck you think you`ve done, or the fuck you think you`ve fucked. I have always, and will always be just that much better than you.
Now if you`ll excuse me I am going to go find one of your family members who must be whoring herself out on the streets of LA to have paid for your flight out here because your retarded self obviously has never worked in your life before. Then I am going to pay her five dollars to go have sex with a homeless man to brighten his day because not only am I better than you, I like to give back to the community.
Oh, I just got off the phone with my friend, he reminded me to call you a rapist so I went one better. Here is a signed statement from Craig Christ stating that you can no longer shower with the rest of the wrestler as and I quote "We do not want out employees accosted by dirty fucking butt pirate rapists in the shower" end quote.
Have a nice day.
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Post by Austin on Apr 23, 2008 1:01:49 GMT -5
The well-bred contradict others, and the wise contradict themselves. I contradict myself to avoid conforming to my own taste.
It's my whole thing, not to conform, you know?
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Apr 23, 2008 6:34:13 GMT -5
Rape is a terrible allegation and should not be taken as a joke. Sadly, I must inform the authorities of Mr. Austin's confession to being a rapist. May the Nine-Headed Dragon torture his dark soul to the ends of eternity.
(OOC: I would love to see Austin get arrested during his match. Hehe)
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Post by Craig Christ on Apr 23, 2008 10:59:07 GMT -5
The well-bred contradict others, and the wise contradict themselves. I contradict myself to avoid conforming to my own taste. It's my whole thing, not to conform, you know? You do realize that all you're doing is conforming to the non-conformity, don't you?
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Post by Austin on Apr 23, 2008 12:05:54 GMT -5
You do realize that I give less than a rat's ass about you, right?
Feyd, do what you must. But, I know what I said, and I know what I meant.
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Post by Ro on Apr 23, 2008 12:31:16 GMT -5
You do realize you haven't won anything yet, don't you?
Non-conformity is a paradox. Everyone conforms, one way or the other. The only way not to conform is to get killed.
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Post by Austin on Apr 23, 2008 12:54:39 GMT -5
OOC: To be honest, I am not even comfortable with the new "character" I've taken up, and an IC post will be made to reflect that. However, the constant poking holes in my theories may lead to a better character for me overall.
IC: Dead Man Walking I guess. No one lives forever as it is, so until that day comes, I will try my damndest to not conform. Besides, I know I haven't won anything yet.
Now to issue an official statement on recent developments:
IC/OOC: I am not, nor have I ever been, or ever will be, a rapist. The disparaging comments I made about said subject were unbecoming of me, and it sheds not only a terrible light on me, but also on my employer Vendetta Championship Wrestling. The comments made from one Mr. Ares pushed my buttons, and in an attempt to look tougher and not care about what he said, I made myself ultimately look like an asshole who wouldn't deserve to walk this earth.
But, I offer a congratulations to Mr. Ares for showing why he is regarded as a top verbal sparrer here, and I'd like to issue sincere apologies to Mr. Christ, VCW, and anyone else that I offended with my comments. It will not happen again, I'll make sure of it. I am deeply and truly sorry, and while I know I have a way to go in getting back in good graces with VCW, rest assured that I will not step that far out of line again.
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Post by Ro on Apr 23, 2008 20:29:06 GMT -5
Okay, I don't even know how the rapist thing got out of hand. I for one knew it was only a metaphor but Ares and Feyd had to blow it up to epic proportions. I don't even have a problem with you being a metaphorical rapist, in fact if I were you, I'd use it to get some major heat and some momentum. When I think about it now, it would be being kinda like Ham, and that's never a bad thing. So keep it in stride, Chris. Use it, I don't have a problem with it. And fuck Craig Christ.
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Post by Eric Ares on Apr 23, 2008 21:47:29 GMT -5
OOC: It's what I do.
IC: It's what I do better than any one living, dead, or a twinkle of thought seven generations from now.
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Post by purex on Apr 24, 2008 13:34:28 GMT -5
OOC: Think you can let in an old friend?
I was following the show's since VCW got going, and i decided i might as well be a member. I must stress, however, I'm NOT Active currently. I'll kick off something soon, though.
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Post by Ro on Apr 24, 2008 21:24:32 GMT -5
OOC: Sure thing, PX, but why did you ask if you're not joining right away?
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purex
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Post by purex on Apr 25, 2008 6:08:56 GMT -5
To make sure I'm welcome.
I'll start off my character when I have enough time to do so. I do have one idea in mind, but he needs a good story.
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Post by Ro on Apr 25, 2008 8:30:49 GMT -5
Well of course you're welcome. If you could also get your brother to join some day, that would be great.
Although of course Dalby would be horribly against that.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Apr 25, 2008 11:24:31 GMT -5
I for one knew it was only a metaphor but Ares and Feyd had to blow it up to epic proportions. OOC: Epic proportions are the onyl ones that Feyd knows... Besides, I was just staying in character.
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Post by Ro on Apr 25, 2008 11:32:55 GMT -5
OOC: And apparently he took it a little too close to the heart.
Austin, just ride the heat, it'll do you favors.
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Post by bmore on Apr 30, 2008 22:52:13 GMT -5
Now, why would a nightclub pill popping raver, wish to wrestle in VCW? Why would someone who is used to hype, used to loud noices, used to lights flashing, used to moving his feet so fast he is almost floating, used to dodging people on a square dancefloor, used to be surrounded by screaming fans, why would he want to enter the VCW ring?
Because, its all the same really, however unlike the dancefloor the VCW ring has acolades attached to it.
Just Dance, Mother Fuckers!
Bmore comes to VCW!
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Post by The Pyro on Apr 30, 2008 23:46:14 GMT -5
Wow.
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Post by Ro on May 1, 2008 0:42:16 GMT -5
OOC: I like his gimmick.
Go Bmore!
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Cain Ravid
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Post by Cain Ravid on May 1, 2008 5:13:38 GMT -5
The major problem I see with this is... ...used to dodging people on a square dancefloor... Because, its all the same really, however unlike the dancefloor the VCW ring has acolades attached to it.You can only "dodge" people for so long, before they catch you. And when I catch you...party over. But don't worry, I'll make sure all those accolades you so desire are engraved on your tombstone. "Shortest VCW career", "Goofiest Roster Picture", "VCW's First Women's Division Participant".
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Post by bmore on May 1, 2008 7:01:44 GMT -5
Cain, now i know a said that there was little difference between the goings on, on a dancefloor however, there is a small difference with the part that you chose to pick out. On a dancefloor when you dodge someone you don't counterattack, well you can but thats one way to get kicked out at the hands of many a bouncer.
Now at this point we take a different direction when in VCW's ring, i will dodge and counter, until i have my opponent pinned.
Your turn to reply Mr. Ravidooc: also how dare you mock tiesto!
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Post by Mortus on May 2, 2008 16:14:53 GMT -5
Now, why would a nightclub pill popping raver, wish to wrestle in VCW? Why would someone who is used to hype, used to loud noices, used to lights flashing, used to moving his feet so fast he is almost floating, used to dodging people on a square dancefloor, used to be surrounded by screaming fans, why would he want to enter the VCW ring?
Because, its all the same really, however unlike the dancefloor the VCW ring has acolades attached to it.
Just Dance, Mother Fuckers!
Bmore comes to VCW! An Hero. Plox.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 5, 2008 0:42:11 GMT -5
Oh for the love of my heathen gods, no. Just fucking no. I'm sorry we have a sport that we call the sport of kings am I correct. We like to try and retain some semblance of dignity in our profession don't we? It's bad enough that some of you come out to the ring in short shorts.....I mean for fucks sake put on some pants. It's also bad enough that some of your so called "skillz", yes Dunn that was a shot at your pathetic excuse for a computer wanking fuckstained ass, leads to matches that really are nothing more than almost naked men playing grab ass. But this, this just crosses a line. Did you just call a man a hero for comparing what we do in that ring to a fucking dance club? I'm sorry when the fuck was the last time someone OD'd on ecstasy in the middle of a fucking suplex, grow the fuck up and take real drugs like steroids. At least then we can test you, convict you, and have you thrown out of here faster than I tore apart Chris Austins self respect. I mean honestly a fucking want a be Queer Eye for the Wrestling guy comes in and tells us we are fucking ravers and you all plan to sit back and take it up the ass with a smile? This is why I can't take vacations, I take some time off to relax, recoup, heal up some injuries that in no way any of you caused, and I come back and this place has turned into Gay Pride Championship Wrestling? Well fuck that I joined up to be champion of VCW and I will be damned if the fact that the rest of you sloth like cretins are going to let this bastard ruin that for me. Here Bmore, here is a hundred dollars, a tape of Abba, and a strobe light. Go by some X or E or whatever the fuck you want to pop, dance in that corner over there and when I come back you better fucking be seizuring to death on the floor or I swear to god I will kick your metro sexual ass so hard the next guy to fuck you up there will have a foot imprint on his dick when he is done. OOC: Laughter is the best medicine right, why didn't they let me come back here when I was in the hospital . I haven't laughed so hard in weeks.
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Post by Ro on May 5, 2008 2:04:24 GMT -5
OOC: You shoulda had a laptop. Lol.
Welcome back, AO. Good to see you're all better.
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Post by bmore on May 5, 2008 5:48:58 GMT -5
Eric Ares, i am so glad that you have singled me out for abuse. But you could really do with some advice on how to abuse someone and to make sure you stick with your insults because firstly you call me gay but then go onto to say metro sexual, clearly you have no idea what your point was, it seems your vacation which was fuelled by "real drugs" may of affected your comprehension skills.
I will take your money though because hey, i havnt yet wrestled so my current income is pretty low, so thank you for your charity. However i will have to reject your personal mix tape of your favourite Abba songs because unlike you i dont get that little girly feeling while in the shower listening to it, i am not a "Dancing Queen" unlike you. Going back to the original point here, i am not going to call you metrosexual or even hetrosexual after i have just called you gay.
Now im going to play nice here and not correct you on the possibilities of OD'ing on Ecstacy, but if your stupid enough to be able to, be my guest.
But it seems you and I both joined VCW for the same reason as you, and i will be damned to let you step in my way on the road to Championship gold.
One last piece of advice Eric:
Just Dance, Mother Fucker
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Post by Eric Ares on May 5, 2008 11:00:39 GMT -5
Oh.
Oh this is just a grand day.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you exhibit a, fresh fucking meat.
Firstly I am not going to call you on the fact that you couldn't come up with a single original thing to say and had to simply twist my own words because then every Dunn and Dumbass in the roster will come rushing to your aid. But that does not mean I am not going to refute your idiocy, far from it, I am just going to run with it in my own unimitatible way.
Before you start to feel at all special, because you aren't, ask around dumb fuck. You haven't been singled out. I take time out of my busy schedule of sleeping with every roster members attractive female relatives and being better than you to in order to insult anyone who steps into my world. Why? Because I need to? Because I don't feel up to their level?
No.
Because it amuses me greatly and you are all nothing more than puppets to dance to my tune for my happiness.
Now onto your statement.
Your right, I did mix up my comments between gay and metro sexual, good for you, you can listen unlike some other people here. But you missed the point, not only did you not refute any of this meaning I fully expect another letter from Christ to come and state you can't shower with any other VCW superstar because "butt pirates" aren't welcome in our anus's, his words not mine, you made it seem like I care. Honestly gay people are fine, they live their lives in an open and uncaring fashion so more power to them. Metro sexuals I can't really understand, they want all the perks of being gayish, but without actually being gay. I mean if you are going to steal someones persona don't just do a half ass copy job, at least go all the way.
I guess what I am trying to get at is that if you are a homosexual that's fine, but if you are just playing the part for the sake of spiky hair and tight pants your a fucking asshat who should probably be shot for taking what doesn't belong to you.
Speaking of things that don't belong to you <Insert VCW title is mine and you are a fucking retarded newb who isn't even worthy of being used by me as a shoe response here>
If you can't gather what kind of response that would be go back and look over the last few pages it's happened enough that repeating it has gotten dull for me. I figure you little new monkeys should have to do some of the work here.
I already said I don't do drugs dumbfuck, do your research, VCW has a strict drug policy in place, for fucks sake did you even read your contract?
And finally.
I have been training to be the champion of any and all wrestling federations I deem worthy of my presence since I was a fucking kid. I have spent years of my life sweating and bleeding to be the best. You want to know why I dislike you, and everyone else like you. Because you seem to think that because you can move a little bit and maybe can throw a punch you can step into the ring with a world class athlete. Newsflash donkey raper, it takes actual training to make it in my world, something you don't understand. If you ever, and I do mean ever get chosen as the next sacrifice to the deity of Ares there will be no dancing. There will be nothing but pain and the humiliation of knowing like everyone else you just aren't good enough. And then there will be only one thing left for you to do while you wait for the EMT's to scrap you off the canvas.
Just Bleed, Mother Fucker.
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Post by iSav on May 5, 2008 22:19:53 GMT -5
IC: I can assist BMore with the last one Mr. Ares.
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Post by Eric Ares on May 6, 2008 0:44:50 GMT -5
I like you kid, you know how to address me, although Lord Ares garners more points in the final score.
Anyway, go for it, let it never be said I stood between a man and his bleeding. Unless they were hemophiliacs, in which case I`d give them some of a normal persons blood to tie them over for a bit.
Eric Ares for humanitarian of the year.
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Post by Mortus on May 6, 2008 10:45:40 GMT -5
Did you just call a man a hero for comparing what we do in that ring to a fucking dance club? Doing it wrong, faggot. AN Hero. While "an Hero" is regarded as a grammatical error by modern linguists, usage of the quantifier "an" before words that started with a morpheme of the pattern CV that began with a 'h' in the onset was common usage before the 17th century. The phrase "An Hero" dates back at least 100 years ago last thursday, to the proto-An Hero, Mitchell Henderson, who famously shot himself after losing his iPod. /b/tards jumped on the supposed grammatical error made by one of his myspace friends, ('He was an Hero,') and it is now immortalized as the banner under which we mock those courteous enough to remove themselves from the gene pool. Since then, an heroes of all ages have bravely been removing themselves from the gene pool, including 3 year olds. Therefor; An Hero, Plox can roughly be translated to - 'Kill yourself. Please.' So, with this knowledge in hand; did you actually say anything revelent to my interests?
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