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Post by Ro on Apr 9, 2008 10:09:20 GMT -5
So I'm coming home Lost on a road I don't belong I'll rest my song, I'm so alone Far from the streets I call my own I'm coming home
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Post by Mortus on Apr 9, 2008 10:16:34 GMT -5
Shit man.
Sorry Hookton. =(
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
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If Heaven Rides Against Us, Then Gods Be Damned
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Apr 9, 2008 10:17:52 GMT -5
I didn't want to have to do this Dunn. This is the last thing I wanted, we wanted. But that isn't stopping me, it's not hindering me and this is the last thought I'll give about it. Christ is a maniac and if that isn't clearly visible then everyone needs to open their eyes.
Tonight is a message, loud and clear. And when I finish and that bell rings the sound will resonate and the whole arean will understand, I'll be one step closer to Craig Christ.
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Post by Mortus on Apr 9, 2008 10:22:42 GMT -5
I completely understand, /b/rother.
Know that this isn't going to stop me either; I have my personal gripes with the bastard too.
Don't hold back, friend.
When one Anon falls, ten more will rise.
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Post by Ro on Apr 9, 2008 10:24:34 GMT -5
OOC: Christ is evil.
IC: I'm sorry, guys, there isn't anything I can do about this one. I could take Christ out for a well-deserved ass-whooping when we meet but that doesn't change anything at all.
Speaking of.
Christ!
You think you can one-up me by sending Colt Conrad? Of all people?
Hell, man, if you think I can't do what you did to him... god you're so naive.
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Post by Craig Christ on Apr 9, 2008 10:26:38 GMT -5
Lolololol. Owned. All of you.
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Post by Mortus on Apr 9, 2008 10:28:02 GMT -5
I'll also leave a memo for Christ.
ANON DOES NOT FORGIVE. ANON DOES NOT FORGET.
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Post by Craig Christ on Apr 9, 2008 10:34:04 GMT -5
Thanks for the memo. We were out of toilet paper. I used it to wipe my ass.
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Apr 9, 2008 10:43:13 GMT -5
Funny, I always thought Christ spilled his excrement all over the ground at golgotha. Crucifixions tend to do that to you. Hey Craigy, what says we drop all these shenanigans and play a little game of nails through your hand?
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Post by The Pyro on Apr 9, 2008 12:48:26 GMT -5
So I'm coming home Lost on a road I don't belong I'll rest my song, I'm so alone Far from the streets I call my own I'm coming home OOC: ZOMG Alter Bridge!!! That is all.
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Post by kennithnoisewater on Apr 9, 2008 14:49:08 GMT -5
("Magnum looks at the card for VCW Live 1.3)
Magnum: (to himself) ...shit. That man could kill jesus, maybe i should take a dive?
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Post by Austin on Apr 9, 2008 16:46:45 GMT -5
(Looks at card....)
A clusterfuck? What the fucking hell?
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Post by Eric Ares on Apr 9, 2008 16:52:38 GMT -5
You know what kills anonymity.
Spotlight.
And there is no bigger spotlight than being highlighted in a match with me.
Prepare for failure Anon, because soon everyone will know your name. And that name, will be failure.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Apr 9, 2008 17:27:23 GMT -5
Your spotlight shines so bright only because of the lack of options. The top of the heap is still part of the heap.
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Post by Eric Ares on Apr 9, 2008 17:29:37 GMT -5
Which makes you near the ass end of this heap.
Because you are no where near my level.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Apr 9, 2008 17:38:00 GMT -5
Oh boy, didn't see that one coming. I are Ares, I are better than you. You'd think a man who is repeatedly respected for being a great verbalizer, you quickly resort to the old standbys.
I mean, if this is the way it is to play out, perhaps I should stand down, allow you to save page 3 out of your book of dastardly one liners for the rest of the children here that hear you speak and drool with orgasmic joy. I'd hate for you to run through your quote unquote A material on me when you could be getting over with the boys in the back by berating them. An odd lot, rubbing themselves raw while you mock them so openly.
You'll find you need to step up just a touch if you plan to joust with me, much less attempt to intimidate.
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Post by Mortus on Apr 9, 2008 17:41:55 GMT -5
^ ^ Sage.
^ Plus one internet to you sir.
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Post by Eric Ares on Apr 9, 2008 17:41:58 GMT -5
Who said anything about intimidation. I don't even know who the fuck you are, you could be the new janitor for all I know.
Seriously, you step in here and say I need to step it up if I wish to joust with you. Why should I? I don't know who you are, what you are doing here, or why the fuck I should care.
So yes, until I have any reason to do otherwise I will resort to simple one liners such as.
Who the fuck are you, and what are you doing in my building. Autographs aren't until after the post show coitus.
And Dunn, stop sucking the cock of anyone who can try to stand up to me. Just because you're a pathetic failure doesn't mean they want your e-lips wrapped around their e-part you don't have.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Apr 9, 2008 17:45:14 GMT -5
That would have been a great zinger were this our first sparring session. Unfortunately you're about a week late. Could it be the great Eric Ares is openly recycling material?
Page 7 - Ares book of Lol-tacular put downs - NEWbs.
Tell them you don't know them, so they're not worth your time. Attribute their rookie status to your previous weak jokes.
The Book of Ares isn't worth reading, it would seem.
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Post by Eric Ares on Apr 9, 2008 17:56:19 GMT -5
Hmm, you are insulting my recycling of material?
I'd be hurt if you weren't doing worse. At least when I re-use material it is my own. You on the other hand have decided to go with the "Eric Ares is a driveling idiot who never says anything important" defense.
While a wise move in most sparring sessions, it's been overused and thus rendered ineffective. Honestly when EVERY single person I talk to says the same thing, where is the challenge. Where is the desire to come up with new material. You say insult A I retort with insult B.
Honestly, I hope you are going to prove me wrong, that for once I am going to need to come up with something new. But until then I am going to say the kinds of words that you seem to associate with me.
"I am Eric Ares, I am better than you, I am better than your family, your ancestors, your children, your childrens children, and the apes that will imprison them from outer space. I am the single greatest accomplishment of the human species, and when I am gone this race will fade to nothingness because nothing will ever approach my excellence again."
Now I am sure I will have to up my game again anyway, because like lemmings you all tend to follow each other. You have stood up to me, now Dunceville is riding your cock on the highway to hell. Soon every want to be good guy and jealous bad guy will be behind you calling for me head. And you know what I am going to do.
Let them.
I am going to let them follow you just like the lemmings I alluded to. And when I final bore of leading you all along, I will walk you to the edge and eat my popcorn as one by one you all fall from the cliff to your verbal demise.
Why?
Because I'm Eric Ares and I can.
Oh and I seriously, the book of Ares is 867 chapters long. At least read the one about picking up your opponents mom and sister and having sex on your opponents drugged into a coma body before you make up your mind. You too can have this book and talk like Eric Ares for only 27.99 in all national retails, autographed picture for your wanking pleasure not included you sick fucking bastards.
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Apr 9, 2008 17:59:58 GMT -5
Now I don't particularily like either Bain or Ares. But to be fair, Ares has proven himself around these parts. We'll give him the occassional slip up on the witty reparte that's fair. Bain, you on the other hand are only going to prove yourself tonight. Show us that there is some bite behind your bark and maybe someone will step up and bother to lend an ear. Until then don't waste your time pointing out a fail retort, it only lessens the impact of your statements, not the best thing for you to be doing right now.
Now on the other hand, if you two want to have at it, then just go right the fuck ahead, we'll all sit by and watch, have a beer and chuckle a little. You'll be doing us all a favor. So either step it up yourself or join my new game of nails through the hand, Christ seems to really like it.
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Post by Mortus on Apr 9, 2008 18:08:10 GMT -5
And Dunn, stop sucking the cock of anyone who can try to stand up to me. Just because you're a pathetic failure doesn't mean they want your e-lips wrapped around their e-part you don't have. Sage. It's coming on three weeks now Eric. Three monkey-fucking-shit-flinging weeks. Obviously the phrase 'Plus One Internet' is an e-pick up line. We're going to have a hawt cybering session after I get pix of Bain with Shoe on Head. No you douche-nugget. I can't help but feel you're becoming a tad on the predictable side. I do hope you're self preclaimed 'Greatness' isn't burning out after two VCW Trash Talking Awards. Because it seems to me that at One point Three you'll be having your first match as apposed to our Pussy-bitch GM throwing you sacrificial lambs. And if the best you can come up with is some wittless rhetoric like the shit you've been producing as of late, Well, goddamn boy, how the fuck you gonna wrestle?
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Post by Eric Ares on Apr 9, 2008 18:16:50 GMT -5
Hmm let me think about that, let me think about that.
How am I going to wrestle.
Oh, yeah.
I am going to fucking wrestle you dumb as fuck e-terrorist.
Seriously, what the fuck are you thinking. Do you wrestle with your mouth, did a well thought out phrase get you your last pin. No, it was the skill you have as a wrestler. Words are great for what they are. They can be used to pick up women, insult lesser beings, make fun of your lack of manhood. Sorry had to throw that in there, last time I made fun of you without it you just shut up for days.
Words however do not win wrestling matches, the fact that I am the BEST wrestler on this roster wins wrestling matches. I have trained my entire fucking life for this, unlike you ex-solider-halo-failed Dunn Brother. I lived wrestling for the entirety of my teen age and adult life. And they ONLY thing predictable about seeing me in the ring is the outcome when I step on an opponents chest and the referee counts one, two, three.
Yes, I have off days with my trash talking, everyone does, especially someone who bitches about me being repetitive while linking ass, fuck, and shit together every fucking three or so words.
So seriously Dunn, fuck off. You keep trying to talk shit, trying to act like a big dog, but you aren't. You are a failure as a soldier, a failure as a wrestler, and a failure as your brother Morty's lap dog.
Go off and jerk off to predetor porn, I'm done with you until you prove you have the, pardon my pun, balls to stand up and be a fucking wrestler and not rely on some stupid fucking random gimmick to make you popular. Being a hero of the intrageeks means shit all if you can't back it up in this ring.
Oh and just because I feel like pointing it out. I wonder how Best and Conrad like being called sacrificial lambs. What a great guy you are to tell them that, and they aren't even the bad guys.
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Post by Mortus on Apr 9, 2008 18:55:07 GMT -5
And I'm not the good guy.
Chaotic Neutral, to coin a popular Marco. And DnD.
Allow us to explore a little link. Conrad - Fail.
Consider the cognitive activity and tell me there is no possible link between the way we protray ourselves with our words and our actions.
I'll readdress my prior point. No.
I'm not the good guy. I'm a current voice to the voiceless. I can see how that would make me a 'Good Guy,' but then, I'm also planning to ddos your fanpage cuz I r so e-terrorist hiding behind my computer anonymity. For serious.
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Exodus
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A mystery wrapped within an enigma
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Post by Exodus on Apr 9, 2008 19:34:52 GMT -5
Words however do not win wrestling matches, the fact that I am the BEST wrestler on this roster wins wrestling matches. It's kind of cute how you think that you could possibly be better at anything then me. Kind of.
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Post by Super 'Mella Bear on Apr 9, 2008 20:38:34 GMT -5
You know what kills anonymity. Spotlight. And there is no bigger spotlight than being highlighted in a match with me. Prepare for failure Anon, because soon everyone will know your name. And that name, will be failure. Fuck...I should've expected that I'd have to partake in a battle of batter some day. I just didn't think it would it be this...boring.
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Post by iSav on Apr 9, 2008 21:11:41 GMT -5
OOC: oooooohhhh my first Clusterfuck. Happy happy joy joy.
IC: Hmmmm........a Tag Scramble with that insufferable fool Captain Courage on another team........perfect..........I'm sure I can find space in the Bag for him......and Mr. Austin? Do not fail me.
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Post by Eric Ares on Apr 10, 2008 10:20:36 GMT -5
Alright, deep breath, have to respond to the masses at once.
Dunn, seriously, what the fuck was that about? Your going to attack my fans.....um, I thought we cleared this up, have fun with it.
Exodus, why yes, I do believe that, thank you for calling me cute. I am many things, that's just a new one.
Anon, you've said what three things, everything is boring if you don't participate. Don't try and blame your lack of fun on me, do something about it yourself.
Yeah I know, I know, no witty come backs or anything even this time. Seriously it was two one sentence comments and some unintelligible garbled words from Dunn, why should I even bother.
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Post by Alistar S. Bain on Apr 10, 2008 10:53:08 GMT -5
Wow, I didn't think it would be quite this easy to get into your head Mr. Ares, but when my words have you critiquing yourself, well, I suppose that means I win.
See you in the ring Eric...
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Post by Eric Ares on Apr 10, 2008 10:58:28 GMT -5
Questioning myself?
Where the fuck am I questioning myself. I simply stated the fact that I did not use a witty response this time around.
Jesus Christ you are like the premature ejactulator of fucking trash talking. Ha, I have said next to nothing and you don't perceive me as a threat, thus I win. Seriously did you just blow your trash talking load after only a few comments.
As for questioning myself. I will see you in that ring, I'll be that guy with my foot on your chest as you wonder why the fuck there is blood in your mouth and your arm is bent that way.
I never thought I'd say this, and I may hate myself for it. Bring back Dunn, I miss someone who at least fucking tried.
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