Austin
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Post by Austin on Feb 6, 2008 17:46:08 GMT -5
OOC: So, can I have feedback?
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Post by Mortus on Feb 6, 2008 19:05:23 GMT -5
Finally finished that bastard promo... =D
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Austin
Lower Midcarder
Posts: 172
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Post by Austin on Feb 6, 2008 19:58:56 GMT -5
congrats. BTW, I was very interested.
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
Lower Midcarder
If Heaven Rides Against Us, Then Gods Be Damned
Posts: 117
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Feb 6, 2008 20:04:47 GMT -5
OOC: Now that Dunny is completed, I'll feedback up until all who have posted while I'm abitious.
IC: I suppose its not so bad. This way I can watch my opponents without worrying about later going out and potentially getting my ass handed to me. Better to have a plan when you fight, then wear some stupid ass Blue bug suit.
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Bright
Developmental Talent
Watching. Waiting. Ever So Patient
Posts: 39
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Post by Bright on Feb 6, 2008 20:58:52 GMT -5
My debut draws near...
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Cain Ravid
Lower Midcarder
"Not so; if anyone kills Cain, he will suffer vengeance seven times over."
Posts: 106
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Post by Cain Ravid on Feb 6, 2008 21:03:17 GMT -5
...that only signifies that your end is also at hand
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Post by Mortus on Feb 6, 2008 21:10:00 GMT -5
OOC: Fuck the colour coding. When I set myself straight on what I'm going to do promo-formatting wise, it might make a colourful return to trash talking... Until then.
Fucks sake. Oh! the END is near! Save your shit-pile-selves!
Generic statement number fourty-fucking-two.
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Bright
Developmental Talent
Watching. Waiting. Ever So Patient
Posts: 39
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Post by Bright on Feb 7, 2008 18:48:54 GMT -5
...that only signifies that your end is also at hand Quite observant young man. My debut must end at some point, but until then, be patient. A master is not grown in a matter of minutes. Like fine wine, cheese and meat, it must mature.
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Post by Ro on Feb 7, 2008 19:55:53 GMT -5
Craig! What the hell is this?
I sign up for this promotion and I don't even get a spot on the very first card? What kind of show are you running here?
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Post by Craig Christ on Feb 8, 2008 1:40:46 GMT -5
Is Juliet going to cry because she doesn't have a match? Deal with it, you pill popping floozy. OOC:
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Post by Ro on Feb 8, 2008 4:27:15 GMT -5
I'm not supposed to be sitting on the sidelines like this! Last time I checked, we don't have a Wellness Policy... yet! OOC: Damn fader.
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Apathy
Developmental Talent
Posts: 8
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Post by Apathy on Feb 11, 2008 15:12:44 GMT -5
...that only signifies that your end is also at hand Quite observant young man. My debut must end at some point, but until then, be patient. A master is not grown in a matter of minutes. Like fine wine, cheese and meat, it must mature. Meat maturing? Since when does a steer have to mature after being cut clean? That would mean it festers, son. Flesh and blood rots, you ninny. The more you talk with incessant and rampant stupidity, the more you make me want to pledge allegiance to the Union and salute the Stars and Stripes. I'd reckon that if I were a considerate man, I'd take you beyond yonder woodshed and pull the trigger, Yeller.
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Post by Mortus on Feb 17, 2008 7:31:48 GMT -5
So it's settled.
Johnathon Dunn and his merry-fucking-men are one step ahead in this here Championship tournament.
Ribz, 13, you might as well just not show up and save yourself the upset.
Because it doesn't matter if it's you two nimrods, fucking raghead terrorists, the Flood, the Zerglings, the Storm shit-heap Troopers, a bunch of sword weilding seraphim, Gods own personal anti-sonuva-bitch-machine!
...You will all crumble under the foot of The Predator of VCW. Hell;
When fucking 2.1 rolls along, they'll be calling it VCW Live - Welcome to Dunnsville. But don't worry Ribz, 13...
I'll remember you. Fuck me sideways; you guys'll be the guests of fucking honour at my celebration party.
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Post by Craig Christ on Feb 18, 2008 10:59:53 GMT -5
Listen, you mask wearing freak with rasta dreadlocks, we will not be calling this show anything of the sort. The only reason this show isn't being called Christ's Cathedral is because it sounds like a fucking cult... Wait, I actually like that. Don't let me digress though - You might make it to Round 2, but don't inflate your own ego into believing you're going to make it to Round 3. I have a few high stakes wagers in this thing and I've already selected my favorites and cannon-fodder.
You, Johnathun Dunn, will become cannon fodder at 1.2. That's just the way it is.
And if it doesn't work out that way... well... If I lose money over you guys, you will damn sure pay for it.
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Post by Mortus on Feb 18, 2008 13:42:17 GMT -5
Fuck you you piece-o-shit-cock-raging-waste.
You've put your money on the wrong guys.
Gambling's only a sin if you lose; surely. It's fucked up that you'd get in bed with the Devil so early though.
But fuck me; I forgot.
Every Heel GM has to do the whole belittling puppet master thing; don't they. It sure works for FMW; look at Original Sin.
Christ almighty; no; not you.
Listen up Craig. You're not Jaro. You're not Original Sin. You don't have the character for it. And fuck about; not only is your ass gonna be short on cash; I'll stomp your tit-wank-tiny frame into the fucking dirt if you try to fuck with my shit.
Kay?
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Post by Eric Ares on Feb 18, 2008 15:00:50 GMT -5
Hey Christ.
Build me as an underdog for the next few shows, you'll get a better investment back on your money at the Pay Per View.
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Post by Craig Christ on Feb 19, 2008 1:48:37 GMT -5
Joan, Joan, Joan, I never lose. And even in the unlikely event that I did lose, I would spend BILLIONS of dollars to borrow Jaetyn Knightwash' time machine, travel back in time, kill the people responsible and erase that fact from the very existence. The very thing is, I don't have to ridicule you. You do it yourself. You're a replica of some character from a god damn videogame. At the end of the day, you're just like Guybrush fucking Threepwood!
Oh, and I don't "fuck with shit", as you put it. Don't ever try to get me into bed with you again, you big gay baby!
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Post by Jaetyn Knightwash on Feb 19, 2008 7:58:14 GMT -5
You nimrod. You don't even know how to use the damned thing. You don;t even know how to open the capsule that gets you into...
Ah, screw this. You'll never understand it all anyway. Have fun running your funhouse of minions, Christ, I'm gonna go get a coke.
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Post by Craig Christ on Feb 19, 2008 8:01:21 GMT -5
Could I borrow those Codecs or Codex or whatever the hell you call them? I want to see which teams to bet on.
Oh, you want coke? Bottom drawer of my office, next to the weed.
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Post by Jaetyn Knightwash on Feb 19, 2008 8:09:17 GMT -5
No drugs. I didn't become as ridiculously-good looking as I am by snorting coke. The drink, coca-cola. They still have that back here, right? Right?
As for the Codexes of History, they don't tell me who won what when. They tell me what I need to know, and if I was handing them out, I wouldn't give one to a moron like you.
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Post by Craig Christ on Feb 19, 2008 8:13:52 GMT -5
Roflsnookies, Jaetyn is teh time traveller.
You see, I feel no need to insult you. Your name does that already. Plus, you wrestle in the same place as that god awful, no good brother of mine so you must clearly be demented. Back to the psyche ward, Mr. Rosenstein!
As for getting a coke, the vending machines are for employees only.
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Post by Jaetyn Knightwash on Feb 19, 2008 8:26:42 GMT -5
Fuck that. I can travel back to before you owned the machine. Not like you can catch me or anything.
And cutting barb about the name, too. I'd better run off home now.
How does anyone take you seriously if you make jokes about my NAME? Boy, I can't wait until you get the shock of your life. It should happen sometime around the PPV. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Post by Craig Christ on Feb 19, 2008 8:35:19 GMT -5
Travel back in time, forward in time, do circles and cartwheels in time for that matter, just quit bothering me. I'll let you keep your silly time travelling Delorien, just use it to leave. Thank you.
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Post by Mike Forrest on Feb 19, 2008 8:36:44 GMT -5
Mitchell:.......And here i was thinking Colt was the retard. Even he knows time travel isnt possible.
Colt; huh?
Mitchell: Exactly
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Post by Mortus on Feb 19, 2008 11:28:16 GMT -5
Joan, Joan, Joan, I never lose. And even in the unlikely event that I did lose, I would spend BILLIONS of dollars to borrow Jaetyn Knightwash' time machine, travel back in time, kill the people responsible and erase that fact from the very existence. The very thing is, I don't have to ridicule you. You do it yourself. You're a replica of some character from a god damn videogame. At the end of the day, you're just like Guybrush fucking Threepwood! Oh, and I don't "fuck with shit", as you put it. Don't ever try to get me into bed with you again, you big gay baby! Mr. Christ. I've been judged for doing the same thing, but by Mary's virgin-cunt do you say a whole lot about nothing.
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
Lower Midcarder
If Heaven Rides Against Us, Then Gods Be Damned
Posts: 117
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Feb 19, 2008 17:33:45 GMT -5
A heel GM, a man keeping the little guy down? Keeping it so the average man (and woman) has to suffer. Bring an army Christ cuz you won't stop me once I come for you. The working class shall rise up!
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Post by Eric Ares on Feb 19, 2008 21:20:50 GMT -5
Working class pfft.
Shut up and get back to work. I'm not paying you a shiny nickel to talk.
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Post by Mortus on Feb 20, 2008 9:37:53 GMT -5
Just thought I'd add;
I'm cut from the same fuckin' thread that takes acid baths and fights next week on PPV;
And I'm cannon fodder?
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Post by Eric Ares on Feb 20, 2008 11:44:16 GMT -5
Yes, because unlike me, you'd actually take the bath.
I'll be the guy who pushed you in smiling.
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
Lower Midcarder
If Heaven Rides Against Us, Then Gods Be Damned
Posts: 117
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Feb 20, 2008 13:40:36 GMT -5
Working class pfft. Shut up and get back to work. I'm not paying you a shiny nickel to talk. You're either with us or against us Ares. Remember that, with us, or against us. There will come a time when you have to chose good sir.
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