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Post by Erich Ahriman on Jan 31, 2008 12:11:47 GMT -5
OOC: It's Jamie Kidd!
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Post by Mortus on Jan 31, 2008 18:01:11 GMT -5
MARK MARK MARK!
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Exodus
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A mystery wrapped within an enigma
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Post by Exodus on Jan 31, 2008 19:13:02 GMT -5
OOC: I feel so out of place; I know not a one of you.
IC: And the mortals continue to line up for the slaughter. I'd pity you if any of you were worth spending those things you all so affectionately call emotions.
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Adam Wylde
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You know that guy that can pick up any girl in the bar? Well, I'm him. On speed.
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Post by Adam Wylde on Jan 31, 2008 20:08:05 GMT -5
It's okay. No one knows me either.
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Austin
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Post by Austin on Feb 1, 2008 15:43:09 GMT -5
What did I miss? More of the elementary bitchfits that continue to plague each and every last one of your lives? VCW is my house this, so and so blows goats that, it never ends. The sad thing is, most of you slept and thought long and hard about what you wanted to say to humiliate whoever. Well, swing and a miss for all of you.
All every single one of you need to know is this: You are good, but I am great. I am sure you have talent, but in the ring with me your talent would be insufficient. You all lack, period. I will be a driving force behind VCW, and I will be the VCW champion, so get used to it. You all could do something about it, because I can be defeated, but You'll do nothing, and I will waste every single one of your asses without a resistance from any of you.
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Post by Eric Ares on Feb 1, 2008 16:00:58 GMT -5
First you run us down for lack of originality, then do the cliched "I r teh greatest" build up.
For fuck sake, don't be such a hypocrite.
Oh, and your mom blows goats in hell. Hate to disappoint with my lack of originality, but you just aren't worth any extra thought.
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fytor
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Post by fytor on Feb 1, 2008 17:26:05 GMT -5
Oh, the lands... they cry out to me... they say "Help us Fytor!" How can I say no to that!? Do you say no to innocent dogs? Three year old children asking for candy? NO! SO STAND BACK EVIL DOERS! FOR YOU VILLAINS WHO THINK THAT YOUR VILLAINOUS VILLANY CAN RULE THIS PEACEFUL LAND, I AM HERE! I AM MIGHTY! I AM FYTOR AND I AM JUSTICE!
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Post by kennithnoisewater on Feb 1, 2008 18:19:55 GMT -5
OOC: Theres already a superhero in VCW. And god damn Ares that was a hell of a burn.
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13
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Post by 13 on Feb 1, 2008 18:23:57 GMT -5
OOC: Two is cool though.
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Post by kennithnoisewater on Feb 1, 2008 18:25:59 GMT -5
IC: Another superhero? Are we in the VCW locker room or the comic book store?
OOC: i smell a tag team
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Adam Wylde
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You know that guy that can pick up any girl in the bar? Well, I'm him. On speed.
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Post by Adam Wylde on Feb 1, 2008 18:30:07 GMT -5
Oh, the lands... they cry out to me... they say "Help us Fytor!" How can I say no to that!? Do you say no to innocent dogs? Three year old children asking for candy? NO! SO STAND BACK EVIL DOERS! FOR YOU VILLAINS WHO THINK THAT YOUR VILLAINOUS VILLANY CAN RULE THIS PEACEFUL LAND, I AM HERE! I AM MIGHTY! I AM FYTOR AND I AM JUSTICE! A superhero? Really? YesYou've got to be shitting me. I shit you notWhy? Why the hell not?*shakes head* I just can't believe it. Who does that?! Seriously! Really though?I should kick your fucking ass. You should kick his fucking ass.And then fuck your mother. And then fuck his mother.And then your sister. Is she legal?
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fytor
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Post by fytor on Feb 1, 2008 23:20:49 GMT -5
You!
You vile fiend!
You sit here spewing your filth like the poop stain on the underpants of clean living! You and your counterpart!
You may be two, but I AM MIGHTY! IM THE HEAD CHEF IN THE KITCHEN AND IM COOKIN UP JUSTICE! OPEN WIDE, HERE COMES THE CHOO CHOO TRAIN OF GOOD!
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Post by Eric Ares on Feb 2, 2008 0:03:08 GMT -5
You forgot to yell Spoon at the end of that.
If your going to bite off a Big Blue B Rate Superhero at least get your dogma right.
People like you just Tick me the hell off.
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fytor
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Post by fytor on Feb 2, 2008 0:18:54 GMT -5
Wakka, think you're clever? Like party in my pants is original too I do what I want... yeah.
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Post by Eric Ares on Feb 2, 2008 0:30:23 GMT -5
Yes, but the fact that I have a party of five in my pants is not who I am. It's simply an anecdote I found funny at the time.
You sir are just an idiot running around in Blue Spandex looking more like a child molester than a super hero. The only, ONLY redeemably quality you have is that you aren't named after a blood sucking little parasite.
Well that and your very existence provides nothing but fodder for people like me.
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fytor
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Post by fytor on Feb 2, 2008 0:40:01 GMT -5
You may try to win this battle of wits, my friend, but you will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER defeat Good! For good will always triumph!
So go on, laugh at my choice of wardrobe, my choice of profession in life, but when evil rears its ugly, pimply-faced, greasy haired head, you will only have one man to turn to! FYTOR!
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Post by Eric Ares on Feb 2, 2008 0:44:02 GMT -5
Hello,
McFly?
I be evil, why the hell would I turn to you?
Not to mention you just stated I was wittier/smarter than you, meaning evil wins....because good is dumb.
Seriously though, don't you have some kitten to save, or some old lady to help across the street? How heroic is it for you to sit here getting verbally raped by your better in a wrestling federation while evil deeds like someone stealing old Ms. Winkleberries cherry pie are happening at this very moment.
Mmm, pie.
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fytor
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Post by fytor on Feb 2, 2008 0:52:56 GMT -5
Oh yeah!? Well don't you have some... stupid... to be thinking!
BOOYAH CHALK ONE UP FOR THE RIGHTEOUS!
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Post by Eric Ares on Feb 2, 2008 0:54:56 GMT -5
I would argue with you some more.
But I've decided to watch the life and times of someone so much more intelligent. There is a Forest Gump marathon on right now.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Feb 2, 2008 8:06:40 GMT -5
I would argue with you some more. But I've decided to watch the life and times of someone so much more intelligent. There is a Forest Gump marathon on right now. OOC: That's probably the greatest thing that has been posted on here so far. IC: Looking up from his dice, "While I don't necessarily agree with the indignation toward our newest addition, I must say that for someone who claims to be the embodiment of righteousness, he sounds like a child. Nor could I possibly fathom why someone would subject himself to wearing such tight fitting clothing with such a poor physique. It's quite sad, really."
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cc
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Post by cc on Feb 2, 2008 13:34:49 GMT -5
OOC: Two super heroes now, exciting IC: See evil doers, you game is up. Another Super Hero has come to stop you. What will you do when justices strikes you down to the pits of hell itself.
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Exodus
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A mystery wrapped within an enigma
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Post by Exodus on Feb 2, 2008 14:00:41 GMT -5
I've been to the pits of Hell, not that scary. The thing about Hell is that honestly; you know what to expect. Suffering, pain, torture, etc. The true experience of fear comes from walking this Earth, knowing you are being hunted down by someone who has been cast out of all they have ever known or loved and now has nothing to lose. My life is immortal, I cannot die. My soul is damned to walk the Earth, I cannot know the fiery embrace of Hell. I am everything in the world worth fearing. You may not believe me now but I am coming. And I want your blood... [/center]
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Post by Eric Ares on Feb 2, 2008 14:05:08 GMT -5
Sorry, those bastards from the Blood Donations clinic could have my blood, and I don't feel like sharing with you either.
Fuckers, always asking for handouts, get your own damned blood.
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Exodus
Lower Midcarder
A mystery wrapped within an enigma
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Post by Exodus on Feb 2, 2008 14:10:00 GMT -5
Your attempts at humor are so very cute, it'll be a shame when I am forced to remove your tongue for sinning against me with your words when I am God.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Feb 2, 2008 15:43:29 GMT -5
"I grow weary of the incessant banter. I shall retire, and perhaps one of you with wild tongue might find themselves in combat's embrace with me. Until then, I bid you all adieu."
Feyd left the locker room.
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Post by kennithnoisewater on Feb 3, 2008 0:39:53 GMT -5
Does anyone else think that that Feyd guy lives in his moms basement?
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RaTo
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Post by RaTo on Feb 3, 2008 16:35:50 GMT -5
Walking through the backstage area (after a couple too many beers) Gregory happens to hear Magnum. But hearing and understanding are two different things when you're drunk...What Magnum said:Does anyone else think that that Feyd guy lives in his moms basement? What Gregory heard:Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah mom Blah? Gregory Best: Wash'u say 'bout my mother?!!?!?
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Post by kennithnoisewater on Feb 3, 2008 22:39:35 GMT -5
I didn't say anything about your mom?
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Post by Ro on Feb 3, 2008 23:22:15 GMT -5
OOC: I'm marking for this Fytor guy... either CC/Fytor or CC vs. Fytor would be huge gold.
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fytor
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Post by fytor on Feb 4, 2008 0:30:33 GMT -5
OOC: Thanks
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