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Post by Ro on Jan 20, 2008 8:38:51 GMT -5
It's just another day of work to me, The spirit just ain't in me, Grab my pistol and my ounce, See what these junkies got to give me 'Cause it's like that, Forever pimpin', never slippin', That's how it is!
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Post by Ro on Jan 20, 2008 8:40:27 GMT -5
Anyone who wants to make their character known or start a feud or two before we officially rip this bad boy out, do it hurr!
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ribz
Developmental Talent
Posts: 41
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Post by ribz on Jan 20, 2008 8:48:38 GMT -5
Hello Loves...its Ribz here introducing my self. Not just myself ya see. More like me and an associate of mine.
I am Ribz and I like to wrestle and win. My partna's name is 13 and he enjoys hurting people. The winning part is just extra. Met my buddy here outside of a prison. I don't know if he just got out but he wasn't saying anything and I wasn't going to press da issue. For the right price he will do things you could not fathom in your puny little head. I have the right price. The right opportunity for him to hurt people and get payed to do so. Poetic isn't it? For da most part it is. I have clemency from such acts of violence assuming I remain on his good side.
Too bad for you his good side barely holds enough room for me.
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Post by Ro on Jan 20, 2008 9:53:04 GMT -5
So why does he listen to you? Did you drop the soap for him?
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13
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Post by 13 on Jan 20, 2008 9:58:58 GMT -5
He is trust worthy and well he's given me the right price to stick around.
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Post by Ro on Jan 20, 2008 10:04:53 GMT -5
Your friend tells an interesting story, number 13. Why were you in prison?
People do insane things because they think it controls what they believe is their sanity. What's your reality, 13? What's your story?
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ribz
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Post by ribz on Jan 20, 2008 10:37:09 GMT -5
I don't think that is any of ya concern. His story is that he now is employed by dis company and is ready to rip sum of ya heads off. The price was and still is right. Sanity is the essence of happiness. I feel happy when I win. He feels happy going to sleep knowing sumone is crying dim selves to sleep from pain. Simple really. That's all his gimmick doe. I don't want to cum up in here and fuck around. I just want to win what I want and hold onto it. He is just da convenience to ma plans.
Everyone else is quite the inconvenience. He knows I'm using him but like mentioned multiple times. The price is right.
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Post by Mortus on Jan 20, 2008 14:21:00 GMT -5
A figure clad in white 'armour' is seen from behind, sat on a bench. His blonde hair is buzzed short... The figure is talking to two other 'armoured' men; their faces concealed behind the orange visors of their helmets... - So. Here we are Marines. Just like any other objective, we're going to take this companies championship and hold onto that Mother' like contraband cigarettes.[/color] Soldiers - HURAAAH! - We're gonna take out anyone who gets in our way; it'll be like wastin' rag'eads out in the gulf...[/color] Soldiers - HURAAAH! - Or fucking Splitjaws on Instalation '04.[/color] Soldiers - HURAAAH!The figure picks up his own helmet and places it on his head before snapping the restraints into place. This white clad soldier picks up a rifle and loads it. - Alright, we know what we want, and we're gonna get it. Let's get tactical marines![/color] The sound of ammo clips being locked into place and a further yell of HURAAH! is heard as the feed dies out.
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ribz
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Post by ribz on Jan 20, 2008 14:29:33 GMT -5
We just employed someone who thinks that guns will get him the titles without risking jail-time? We will get other workers. Just wait. No need to hire anyone who can breath.
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Austin
Lower Midcarder
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Post by Austin on Jan 20, 2008 15:10:35 GMT -5
I will be the first VCW champion, no matter who I must go through. Period.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jan 20, 2008 15:13:41 GMT -5
Hello,
Good Evening,
Welcome one and all to Eric Ares theater.
Please take your places, please remember your lines.
I've come to direct you, to correct you, to make you better than you are.
Now sit back, relax, and watch greatness at work.
Because the show is just about to begin.
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Post by Mortus on Jan 20, 2008 16:56:45 GMT -5
Goddamn you pig-wanking-cock-ass-sonovua-bitch. I've seen, and fuckin' wasted Gas-Suckers who were worth more than your cunt-rag-chocolate-fingered-cock-drip-self.
'right?
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RaTo
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Post by RaTo on Jan 20, 2008 17:09:50 GMT -5
Wow I haven't heard that much cursin' since Notts County fell down to League Two!
I was so pissed that day, I made two truckers blush.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jan 20, 2008 17:25:05 GMT -5
I was going to reply to you, make you realize just how worthless you truly were. If I was really feeling spunky I had thought about making you commit suicide, just for shits and giggles.
But then I realized something else.
You sir are in love with me.
It's obvious from the way you keep trying to include cock and ass in combination with myself and yourself.
I was going to verbally hurt you.
But then I found out you're gay and want me.
And that I can never return your affection.
That will hurt you more than any verbal barb I can create on such short notice. But don't worry, I don't forget my fans, the autographed picture of me is in the mail, you can jerk off to it in your run down hotel room in a whiskey induced crying fit in about 3 to 4 weeks, postage not included.
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iSav
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Post by iSav on Jan 20, 2008 19:55:42 GMT -5
The Camera showed a dark room which only had a Table in which a figure was sitting. This figure had his back turned and was breathing heavily before starting to speak.
Figure: It's been so long hasn't it? So long since I stepped in a Ring and turned it into a placed of Death. So long since I spilt his blood and drank it. So long since someone has occupied you my old friend. But this place is new. It will give many for me to hurt. Then they can come and visit you.
He turned around revealing himself to be a decent-sized man wearing a Disfigured Mask and with a Body Bag laying on the Table.
Figure: My name is iSav. And I have come here to quench my thirst for Pain. And I will make sure you all will be my Fountains.
He began to cackle as the Camera zoomed in on the Body Bag with a label written in blood that read, "VCW" before fading to black
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ribz
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Post by ribz on Jan 20, 2008 20:19:11 GMT -5
How exactly do you pronounce your name? I may feel the need to talk about you and would hate to mispronounce your name.
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13
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Post by 13 on Jan 20, 2008 22:22:15 GMT -5
Ribz how could you bash that someonet that could go to jail? I've been to jail many times and I thought we were freinds? Either way he seems like a chump so continue to bash him.
Also my story is my own and for the right price I might tell you or you can just wait till I feel like telling the world.
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Austin
Lower Midcarder
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Post by Austin on Jan 20, 2008 23:10:40 GMT -5
Yawn. It seems to me that everyone is so worried with body bags, and compressing that hidden homosexual inside them. That's just my first impression, but that is the ones that counts, and my first impression will be gaining VCW gold.
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Post by Ro on Jan 21, 2008 0:01:59 GMT -5
Everyone is out here to ply their trade, foolishly with their own quirky personalities. They're only masks to hide their deficiencies and insuffencies that will ultimately fail to win them anything.
I'm here to declare war. In war there is chaos, and in chaos there is comfort in the fact that nothing is ultimately certain, and in uncertainty lies opportunity.
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Eric Scorpio
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Protection; the Madcore Way...
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Post by Eric Scorpio on Jan 21, 2008 2:43:25 GMT -5
Yack, yack, yack.
Seriously, what sort of pissing contest you all got going on here. The wrestling fans are the one's paying the good buck to see all of you perform. For all the damn talking you guys do, you better be able to haul ass in the ring and give the audience the best damn visual experience they have ever witnessed.
If you don't, I will use your body to demonstrate how it's done.
I'll be watching...
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Post by Craig Christ on Jan 21, 2008 2:53:55 GMT -5
Hey Erica - Shut up! Nobody cares what you think. And Juliet, stop talking so much mindless drivel, pretending your an authority figure. As for those two clowns Ribbina and Thirteena, the price was right, huh? If I were a man-whore like you two, I wouldn't own up to it quite so blatantly.
Hell, there are so many of you in here to insult and, well, I care so little about you that I just can't get myself to do it. So, form a nice big line, leave your name and address... and I'll send you a nice "Die" letter, in a flashy font.
Craig Christ has arrived! The Fucking Messiah of VCW.
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Post by kennithnoisewater on Jan 21, 2008 3:08:37 GMT -5
Hey bro's. Why don't we chill out and settle our conflicts in the ring. Hi, I'm Magnum by the way.
To himself: This should be easy. I don't think I'll get caught. These people don't seem to have too high of an IQ rating.
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Post by Mortus on Jan 21, 2008 3:40:11 GMT -5
I was going to reply to you, make you realize just how worthless you truly were. If I was really feeling spunky I had thought about making you commit suicide, just for shits and giggles. But then I realized something else. You sir are in love with me. It's obvious from the way you keep trying to include cock and ass in combination with myself and yourself. I was going to verbally hurt you. But then I found out you're gay and want me. And that I can never return your affection. That will hurt you more than any verbal barb I can create on such short notice. But don't worry, I don't forget my fans, the autographed picture of me is in the mail, you can jerk off to it in your run down hotel room in a whiskey induced crying fit in about 3 to 4 weeks, postage not included. And you sir are so far up your own caved-in-cum-dumpster-of-an-ass I'm surprised you can still breath.
I used to know a wrestler who had a cocky arrogant streak like you, ya'know...
And till he ammended that he was busy jobbing left right and center.
You should look into that problem, you ego-delusional-worthless-Canadian-fuck-witt. Go out, buy Foxes May Weep's most recent DVD, The Rise and Fall of the British Lions and see what happens when you step into the ring so full of yourself like that...
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Post by Ro on Jan 21, 2008 8:13:06 GMT -5
Yack, yack, yack. Seriously, what sort of pissing contest you all got going on here. The wrestling fans are the one's paying the good buck to see all of you perform. For all the damn talking you guys do, you better be able to haul ass in the ring and give the audience the best damn visual experience they have ever witnessed. If you don't, I will use your body to demonstrate how it's done. I'll be watching... OOC: You're not even staying the night
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Post by Eric Ares on Jan 21, 2008 8:31:56 GMT -5
And you sir are so far up your own caved-in-cum-dumpster-of-an-ass I'm surprised you can still breath.
I used to know a wrestler who had a cocky arrogant streak like you, ya'know...
And till he ammended that he was busy jobbing left right and center.
You should look into that problem, you ego-delusional-worthless-Canadian-fuck-witt. Go out, buy Foxes May Weep's most recent DVD, The Rise and Fall of the British Lions and see what happens when you step into the ring so full of yourself like that... There is several large difference between me and them Duuhville. One they gave a damn what anyone thought of them, they didn't fight for themselves they fought for some sort of approval because they were too needy to feel good about themselves. Second they had to rely on a partner, the only way they ever had a full set of balls is when they were playing with each other and pushed their junk together. And finally, THEY WERE THE FUCKING BRITISH LIONS, they were able to win what, won match. They are by far the biggest waste of space and time that I have ever seen in a wrestling ring, and no matter what name changes they make, how evil or good they act, they will always the BRITISH FUCKING PUSSIES and worth exactly nothing. So I'll continue to step into the ring so full of myself because beyond your ability to chain swear you have shown my absolutly not reason why I shouldn't. Now don't you have some guys asshole to go frag or something.
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ribz
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Post by ribz on Jan 21, 2008 8:33:23 GMT -5
I was going to reply to you, make you realize just how worthless you truly were. If I was really feeling spunky I had thought about making you commit suicide, just for shits and giggles. But then I realized something else. You sir are in love with me. It's obvious from the way you keep trying to include cock and ass in combination with myself and yourself. I was going to verbally hurt you. But then I found out you're gay and want me. And that I can never return your affection. That will hurt you more than any verbal barb I can create on such short notice. But don't worry, I don't forget my fans, the autographed picture of me is in the mail, you can jerk off to it in your run down hotel room in a whiskey induced crying fit in about 3 to 4 weeks, postage not included. And you sir are so far up your own caved-in-cum-dumpster-of-an-ass I'm surprised you can still breath.
I used to know a wrestler who had a cocky arrogant streak like you, ya'know...
And till he ammended that he was busy jobbing left right and center.
You should look into that problem, you ego-delusional-worthless-Canadian-fuck-witt. Go out, buy Foxes May Weep's most recent DVD, The Rise and Fall of the British Lions and see what happens when you step into the ring so full of yourself like that...Interesting that you tell him to check hisself. I never seen anyone come into da ring and cuss as much as ya. Well I have but I neva seen them again. The guyz at E-C-Double uh did dat all da time but most of dim is dead. Shows what is in store for yaself.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Jan 21, 2008 11:10:08 GMT -5
Greetings foreign emissaries. I, Sir Feyd Brisbane, request an alliance against the beasts produced by Takhisis's treachery. Make sure that you bring enough dice, as some may be lost in the struggle. Join me and we shall free the lands from the tyranny of The Dark Queen's children.
Raise arms, protect your homes from the sulfur-breathing hell-vermin...
Did I mention to bring your dice?
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Alas, goblins! I must go and defeat them in the name of the Solamnic Knights! Find me a the Inn of the Last Home in Solace.
I shall return.
Est Sularus oth Mithas
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Post by Mike Forrest on Jan 21, 2008 11:15:55 GMT -5
fag
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Jan 21, 2008 11:18:03 GMT -5
-hears voice, looks up- Paladine? Why hast thou forsaken me?
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ribz
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Post by ribz on Jan 21, 2008 11:18:09 GMT -5
We got ourselvez a man of few wordz. Too bad dose wordz aren't to grate. They might be memorable.
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