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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Jan 21, 2008 12:32:48 GMT -5
Your are not intimidating sir. Nor is Ribz. My only fear is that I might wake up gagged with a pain in my nether regions from the likes of you.
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Post by ribz on Jan 21, 2008 12:38:48 GMT -5
I thought you loved to play those types of games with your men friends? Not that me or 13 are interested. You just show distaste for games that you hinted in liking.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jan 21, 2008 12:42:20 GMT -5
Everyone here is now dumber for reading that tirade back and forth.
It's reasons like you people that the national IQ needs to be set on a bell curve.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Jan 21, 2008 12:45:39 GMT -5
I don't know why I respond to such baseless allegations. Tis all in the eye of the beholder, sir. Or the ear, as it were. You heard what your want to hear, which says quite a bit about you. At any rate, this arbitrary debate grows tiresome. I have much more pressing matters to attend to than your denial of your blasphemous relationship with your partner. Now, if you would kindly point me in the direction of the nearest smith so I might have my equipment reparied, I would be very much appreciative. If not, I bid you adieu. Either way, I wash my hands of your antics.
OOC: O'Rion, the national IQ is set on a bell curve.
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Post by kennithnoisewater on Jan 21, 2008 13:05:41 GMT -5
you guys are still arguing? why don't you do the manly thing and fight about it instead of telling us about how you're going to get your "equipment" (sex toys) repaired.
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Post by ribz on Jan 21, 2008 13:07:33 GMT -5
13 vs the guy with the "weapons" on the first ever show. How about it as the first ever match?
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Jan 21, 2008 13:08:25 GMT -5
Sir, if you wish to take up arms against me, simply say so. I would be happy to oblige you. Otherwise, I would suggest that you mind yourself, lest you find yourself in a situation you had not anticipated.
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Post by ribz on Jan 21, 2008 13:10:44 GMT -5
I just said that 13 would fight you in a match. I will act as his manager for that match. He gladly obliges. I know so.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Jan 21, 2008 13:14:42 GMT -5
I was referring to the other gentlmen who was attempting to make a mockery of my weapons. However, I would not miss a chance to fight your silent partner.
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Post by ribz on Jan 21, 2008 13:15:48 GMT -5
Then it is set in stone. A term you should be acustomed too. 13 vs yourself at the first show. Can not wait to see how it turns out. Bring your pillow friends as well. I am sure you will need their help.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jan 21, 2008 13:16:01 GMT -5
OOC: O'Rion, the national IQ is set on a bell curve. OOC: Yes it is, and I was implying people like you and Ribz (character wise) were the reason the bell curve is even needed. IC: And Ribz just rolled a 1 for his charisma score, that is going to hurt.
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Post by 13 on Jan 21, 2008 13:16:38 GMT -5
What is your price Ribz for me to end this fool? I won't charge as much as I usually do seeing that he is annoying me.
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Post by ribz on Jan 21, 2008 13:20:23 GMT -5
You know more than anyone that the price is always right when I am the one in need of services.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Jan 21, 2008 13:21:18 GMT -5
OOC: O'Rion, that is priceless.
IC:Boastful "My charisma is 16. Remember to bring your dice, 13. My hope is that the experience I earn in defeating you is worth the effort."
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Post by 13 on Jan 21, 2008 13:21:31 GMT -5
True, you are my "friend" you could say. I'll do this one for free.
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Post by Mortus on Jan 21, 2008 15:47:42 GMT -5
And you sir are so far up your own caved-in-cum-dumpster-of-an-ass I'm surprised you can still breath.
I used to know a wrestler who had a cocky arrogant streak like you, ya'know...
And till he ammended that he was busy jobbing left right and center.
You should look into that problem, you ego-delusional-worthless-Canadian-fuck-witt. Go out, buy Foxes May Weep's most recent DVD, The Rise and Fall of the British Lions and see what happens when you step into the ring so full of yourself like that... There is several large difference between me and them Duuhville. One they gave a damn what anyone thought of them, they didn't fight for themselves they fought for some sort of approval because they were too needy to feel good about themselves. Second they had to rely on a partner, the only way they ever had a full set of balls is when they were playing with each other and pushed their junk together. And finally, THEY WERE THE FUCKING BRITISH LIONS, they were able to win what, won match. They are by far the biggest waste of space and time that I have ever seen in a wrestling ring, and no matter what name changes they make, how evil or good they act, they will always the BRITISH FUCKING PUSSIES and worth exactly nothing. So I'll continue to step into the ring so full of myself because beyond your ability to chain swear you have shown my absolutly not reason why I shouldn't. Now don't you have some guys asshole to go frag or something. All well and good to brush it off as them being 'the British Lions,' and I've never met Nick whats-his-face so I can't exactly comment on his character, now, can I?
However. Let's discuss my brother, and let's not refer to him as his silly bullshit gimmick which... Wait, no, that was a private phone conversation, and a goddamn spoiler to boot...
Yeah; my bro. Let's talk names; The Fag Vinny, Styxx, Whatshisface-Lion to name a few conquests of the Dunn family that we all know you've heard of.
Matt hung with Alex Oh-Rion, match with Ethan Black, Foxes old champ, Adrian, Doctor Diabolical.
All fairly big names from that brand which I'm sure are fairly well known.
And what, you come out the middle-o-shit-creek-indys and think you're tough shit? Who the fuck do you think you are, you Rainbow-Kissining-Pie-Wank-Donkey-Punch-Auto-Fisting-French-Fuck?
But this ain't about Matt, is it, this is about how I, good'old Johnny is gonna kick your ass at the very first opportunity.HURAAH!
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Post by Eric Ares on Jan 21, 2008 15:54:06 GMT -5
Are you done?
Just curious, I couldn't understand what you were saying with your brothers cock in your mouth.
But hey, if you want to try your luck with the champ by all means. Strap on your armor, play with your rifle, and get your ass to the ring.
I'll be more than happy to what's the term, own you so hard that your children will still be in debt to me, I only hope my future slaves aren't delusional GI Joe wannabe's or I'll have to beat them with Cobra Commanders till they just shut the fuck up.
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Post by Mortus on Jan 21, 2008 16:10:27 GMT -5
I'm infertile, son.
Got my nuts blasted off. Think you can top that? Think you can actually take me down you bitch-tit-pussy-lipped-clit-ring-moose-rimming-twat-face?
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Post by Eric Ares on Jan 21, 2008 16:14:17 GMT -5
Yes, yes I can top that.
I had sex with two beautiful women last night for over seven hours.
Because my nuts work.
Just one more way I am better than you.
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Post by Mortus on Jan 21, 2008 16:16:34 GMT -5
Who said I can't fuck?
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Post by Eric Ares on Jan 21, 2008 16:18:27 GMT -5
Fine, you have a French tickler.
I have Grade A Canadian Sausage.
Either way, it makes me real, and you fake.
Sincerely, Still better than you.
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Post by Mortus on Jan 21, 2008 16:35:07 GMT -5
Impressive, but given the temperature of that frosty wasteland you call home....
A Grade A Canadian Sausage is still no bigger than a cocktail weiner.
Try again, shit-ram.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jan 21, 2008 16:40:30 GMT -5
"See, that's where you'd assume wrong.
Assuming makes an ass out of you, remember that.
And besides I bring irrefutable proof that I am of epic proportions."
Candy?"
A barely covered lithe blond steps into view.
"Mr. Ares made it so I can't walk proper anymore. The doctor said if we have sex again I might end up in a wheel chair."
"Did he?"
"Yes Mr. Ares."
"Then bitch, what are you still doing in my house, get the fuck out. And tell your sister I love her.
Anyway Dunnsville, if we can get off the subject of penis and nuts that you keep coming back to, step into my ring if you want. I'm going to put you through something that will make all the Gulf Wars, the Zergling Rushes, and the Blood Gulch Wars combined look like your love life.
Sad and Pathetic."
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Post by Austin on Jan 21, 2008 17:18:26 GMT -5
My god, what's it gonna take for any of you to get serious? None of you have what it takes, and it shows through your juveline taste in dialouge. Comparing penis size? Wow. I really thought the gold would be hard to come by, but I guess all that matters who's packing more, well it's me, I will always be the trend setter, the measuring stick, no pun intended. But, this explains that soldier's compensation for his lack of manhood.
Anyway, back to your discussions, I'll will own every single one of you, and you all won't even know it. It'll be sad, really. Just terrible. But, I need a rival. I don't care who it is. Who wants to be "The Radical's" first example?
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Post by Sam & Max on Jan 21, 2008 18:52:42 GMT -5
Max: So who've we got here, bro?
Sam: You... you didn't even look at the bumf VCW sent you? We travelled a thousand miles for you to live out your dream, and you didn't even peek at the info they sent?
Max: That's pretty much the gist of it. Who's Lieutenant Buzzkill, for starters?
Sam: Johnathon Dunn. Military training, wrestling pedigree, open sewer for a mouth.
Max: And admits that he has no balls.
Sam: And admits th... hey! You're not getting us beaten up on our first day here, Max!
Max: Pffft. He's a Dunn. Like I'd ever lose to a Dunn. What's the ego's name?
Sam: That guy? Eric Ares.
Max: Oh. Oh! You mean Rice Arse. Legend in his own mind.
Sam: Begs the question, I suppose, of what he's doing in an up and coming federation if he's as renowned as he'd like to believe.
Max: What about that guy? Familiar face, that one...
Sam: Rivers Atwood. Seems like a nice guy, by all accounts...
Max: Nice ass on him, too.
Sam: Ooooh no. You are not sleeping with the guy.
Max: And just how are you going to stop me?
Sam: I won't have to. He will.
Max: Resist the Maximillian Volcano charm? Ha! Many have tried, but in the end they all drown in the lava of my love.
Sam: That may be the worst analogy you've ever made.
Max: Whatever, bro. Let's go get cocktails.
Sam: It's your first day! And anyway, I have to drive later.
Max: No problem. I'll drink, you drive.
Sam: It's the same damn liver, Max!
Max: Depends which head they breathalyse.
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Post by Rivers on Jan 21, 2008 21:26:36 GMT -5
Never underestimate honor, respect, and The Prodigy
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Post by kennithnoisewater on Jan 21, 2008 23:39:47 GMT -5
Listen Brisbane, weapons aren't needed for you to be made in to a mockery. You can bring all the weapons you want. At the end of the day they won't get you shit. This is wrestling not war. Besides, you don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Especially one with me, Magnum.
To himself: Oh man, my first confrontation. The cameras are gonna love this. I smell ratings.
And you. A prodigy? I can see your future. Disappointment.
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Post by Craig Christ on Jan 22, 2008 3:16:33 GMT -5
Erica Ares? You’re a girl and you have a penis? That’s just plain disturbing. An I didn’t know Matt and Alex had a little sister. Welcome Joan! As for Samantha and Maxine – I guess two heads are better than one… right? Wrong. Except maybe two penis heads… I could have fun with that. Multiple orgasms for the win! And yes, the metaphor that was used implied that you were all little girls.
But I digress… what was I saying? Oh yes, Craig Christ guaran-damn-tees that he will be the pinnacle of this federation and none of you girls can stop me.
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Post by Sam & Max on Jan 22, 2008 5:06:51 GMT -5
Sam: We're all girls? So you set up your own wrestling federation, prepared to take on the best in the world and show them the kind of competition that Crag Christ can provide... and then you hire exclusively wrestlers that you think are girls?
Max: Forget that shit, Sam. What's all this 'head' he's talking about? If I can get my bonk on and earn some favours from management at the same time, what better way to spent a Tuesday morning?
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Post by Craig Christ on Jan 22, 2008 5:13:02 GMT -5
OOC: Craig Christ isn't Co-GM yet... Not officially But lets just run with it... IC: I didn't hire anyone. That's what agents are for. You know, those annoying little men who wear glasses as thick as nightvision goggles and set up silly contracts the entire time. Yip, they did all that. No way I would soil my hands with gathering up the people who will job to me. However, I'm going to go ahead (oh yes that was intentional) and write out a prescription for you. Craig writes on a piece of paperIt's a prescription for... Two testicles. That'll stop you being a girl.
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