Post by Craig Christ on Apr 8, 2008 10:42:07 GMT -5
VCW 1.2 WEEKLY AWARDS![/B][/SIZE]
Welcome folks to our second ever VCW Weekly Awards. For any of those who are new, or don't know how this works, this is meant to crown the weekly Trash Talker of the Week and Promo Writer of the Week!
I’ve taken the liberty to nominate 3 of the best trash talkers for 1.2. Let's see who we've got this time around...
VCW Trash Talker of the Week
Shut the fuck up or I will cut of your pizzle and shove it in you reizzle and make you fizzle your own damned mizzle from the inside.
If anyone didn't get that just imagine what it means when I tell you to go fuck yourself and you will get it.
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"People for Eric Ares destroying Idiocy"
By: Eric Ares
Who can resist lol’ing at Ares’ comments. He can take the simplest thing and convert it into a ‘in your face and your mothers as well’ comment. There’s a reason he won Trash Talker of the Week last time. We were also particularly impressed with his amazing ability to speak… well, African-American slang.
"Hi, I'm JOHN /d/UNN and I represent Anonymous."
If you can't tell me what's wrong with that statement? GTFOMI
You can't just spout a few catch phrases, post a lolcat or two, and roll by an IRL raid and think you're the next Eddie Hooper pal.
You cruise the tubes and rofl at a couple of raids and think you belong? If the intarweb wasn't too busy fighting Tom Cruise and jerking to furfags, they'd be raiding your ass faster than Habbo.
By: Alistar S. Bain
Bain does something very well here, through a very simple action. He points out the flaws in another’s arguments. Now, this might not be so simple and a lot of you would probably say ‘Hell, I could have done that!’ Well, you didn’t. He then uses the internet slang to enforce his point and all in all, very well done.
So wait, is your level up or down? Usually when someone refers to going to someones level it's stooping, thus going down. Beyond the obvious sexual conatation (that's a figurative meaning + insert Ares comment here) of "going down" shouldn't you want someone to rise up to your level?
Or do you lack of the self-confidence to come in here and establish yourself as a contender and worthy opponent?
Do you feel the need to pick random fights and anger those around you so they sink to your level?
Go, find yourself a cause to fight for instead of your "master" telling you, allow yourself to be more than a puppet, a pawn in someone else's game. In the meantime, stomp King. He is using his lungs to take away my air and I'm sick and tired of it. Since you seem to have a huge fucking bone to pick with him, jump right to it.
By: Thomas Hookton
Now the tables seems to have been turned. The very simple method of pointing out the flaws in others speech seems to have been turned on Mr. Bain here. Hookton manages to point out the impossible, combine it with an Eric Ares reference and then bombard the receiver with rhetorical questions. He then wraps it all up rather nicely for us in a kind of epilogue, which I thought was rather generous.
However, as Duncan McLeod would say, there can be only one… This week, that one is:
For the second time in a row, Mr. Ares takes the crown. Now, is Ares truly better than everyone else, or will someone dethrown him at 1.3? If somebody doesn’t do it, his ego might just explode…
VCW Promo Writer of the Week!
Well, VCW 1.2 produced a mesh of some very fine creations. Uniqueness abounded all around and things seemed to flow more naturally for some. Let us introduce you to your 1.2 promo writer of the week…
Exodus. The man of mystery. I think it’s the actual mystery part that makes this character so intriguing. Religion sells… and when you combine it with the fine wordplay that Exodus conjures onto the screen it sells very, very well. With his second solid promo out, we can’t help but wonder if this man might make it to the World Title match… The master would be very pleased.
That wraps up our weekly awards folks! Enjoy! And feel free to leave comments!
Welcome folks to our second ever VCW Weekly Awards. For any of those who are new, or don't know how this works, this is meant to crown the weekly Trash Talker of the Week and Promo Writer of the Week!
I’ve taken the liberty to nominate 3 of the best trash talkers for 1.2. Let's see who we've got this time around...
VCW Trash Talker of the Week
Shut the fuck up or I will cut of your pizzle and shove it in you reizzle and make you fizzle your own damned mizzle from the inside.
If anyone didn't get that just imagine what it means when I tell you to go fuck yourself and you will get it.
This message has been bought and paid for by
"People for Eric Ares destroying Idiocy"
By: Eric Ares
Who can resist lol’ing at Ares’ comments. He can take the simplest thing and convert it into a ‘in your face and your mothers as well’ comment. There’s a reason he won Trash Talker of the Week last time. We were also particularly impressed with his amazing ability to speak… well, African-American slang.
"Hi, I'm JOHN /d/UNN and I represent Anonymous."
If you can't tell me what's wrong with that statement? GTFOMI
You can't just spout a few catch phrases, post a lolcat or two, and roll by an IRL raid and think you're the next Eddie Hooper pal.
You cruise the tubes and rofl at a couple of raids and think you belong? If the intarweb wasn't too busy fighting Tom Cruise and jerking to furfags, they'd be raiding your ass faster than Habbo.
By: Alistar S. Bain
Bain does something very well here, through a very simple action. He points out the flaws in another’s arguments. Now, this might not be so simple and a lot of you would probably say ‘Hell, I could have done that!’ Well, you didn’t. He then uses the internet slang to enforce his point and all in all, very well done.
So wait, is your level up or down? Usually when someone refers to going to someones level it's stooping, thus going down. Beyond the obvious sexual conatation (that's a figurative meaning + insert Ares comment here) of "going down" shouldn't you want someone to rise up to your level?
Or do you lack of the self-confidence to come in here and establish yourself as a contender and worthy opponent?
Do you feel the need to pick random fights and anger those around you so they sink to your level?
Go, find yourself a cause to fight for instead of your "master" telling you, allow yourself to be more than a puppet, a pawn in someone else's game. In the meantime, stomp King. He is using his lungs to take away my air and I'm sick and tired of it. Since you seem to have a huge fucking bone to pick with him, jump right to it.
By: Thomas Hookton
Now the tables seems to have been turned. The very simple method of pointing out the flaws in others speech seems to have been turned on Mr. Bain here. Hookton manages to point out the impossible, combine it with an Eric Ares reference and then bombard the receiver with rhetorical questions. He then wraps it all up rather nicely for us in a kind of epilogue, which I thought was rather generous.
However, as Duncan McLeod would say, there can be only one… This week, that one is:
For the second time in a row, Mr. Ares takes the crown. Now, is Ares truly better than everyone else, or will someone dethrown him at 1.3? If somebody doesn’t do it, his ego might just explode…
VCW Promo Writer of the Week!
Well, VCW 1.2 produced a mesh of some very fine creations. Uniqueness abounded all around and things seemed to flow more naturally for some. Let us introduce you to your 1.2 promo writer of the week…
Exodus. The man of mystery. I think it’s the actual mystery part that makes this character so intriguing. Religion sells… and when you combine it with the fine wordplay that Exodus conjures onto the screen it sells very, very well. With his second solid promo out, we can’t help but wonder if this man might make it to the World Title match… The master would be very pleased.
That wraps up our weekly awards folks! Enjoy! And feel free to leave comments!