Post by Craig Christ on Mar 4, 2008 7:54:32 GMT -5
VCW 1.1 WEEKLY AWARDS![/B][/SIZE]
This is the inaugural edition of the VCW Weekly Awards. What might that be, you may ask? Well, after each show, your honorable Owners will give the prize of VCW Trash Talker of the Week and VCW Promo Writer of the Week for that specific show. Both are decided by the co-owners. That's Mr. Christ and... That other guy. I think his names Romeo.
I’ve taken the liberty to nominate 3 of the best trash talkers for 1.1. Without any further adieu, let us commence:
VCW Trash Talker of the Week
This week, we had many gems in the trash talking field. Let's look at the qualifiers this week:
Anonymous Emus!? Holy Crap run and hide. Emu's that refuse to tell you their name are the worst, and most dangerous!
Posted by Clarke
Unfortunately, Mr. Clarke’s comments were put “OOC”, so he cannot gain the award, but still kudos on a brilliant post! We can only hope Mr. Clapton will also have this amazing display of wit. On to the next post:
Useless? Christ, the cow polks back near "home sweet home" have more continuity in the English language then you do. And with a sliver more style I'd wager. Though your inquiry, like much about this rancid fucking cess pool, is irrelevant. And giving you a banal, rudimentary, simplified dialect to adhere to your blatant banality would only be me adhering to the status quo of the rancid fester cyst that you call your "humanity". If you can even call the bacterial, viral existence you possess human.
Apathy.
Apathy managed to impress management with his impressive linguistic abilities here. Most likely, this man will be a forced to be reckoned with, and management truly pities his first opponent. However, seeing as he did not have a match on the card yet, his trash talking was merely aimed at ‘no-one in particular, but everyone in general’. Therefore, we come to our winner of VCW’s 1.1 Trash Talk of the Week:
Eric Ares finally finishes his marathon of sex with your mom, your sister, and that hot aunt even you wish you could screw you sick freak and finally checks his messages.
Eric Ares
Eric Ares kept it simple and delivered a line which is both humiliating and utterly hilarious. I would challenge anyone to match that line with an equally funny retort, but I don’t really think its possible. Now, let us move on to our next category, which is…
VCW Promo Writer of the Week!
We had a lot of fine promos this week, coming from all spectrums of superstars. Most were good, but one has to be declared the ultimate winner here. So, allow me to give you your Promo’er of the Week…
The reworked promo of Mr. Brisbane was something of legendary status. This is, essentially, his first promo for a fed like VCW and he did a remarkable job. Let us hope he can keep this up in the future and become even better though time.
This is the inaugural edition of the VCW Weekly Awards. What might that be, you may ask? Well, after each show, your honorable Owners will give the prize of VCW Trash Talker of the Week and VCW Promo Writer of the Week for that specific show. Both are decided by the co-owners. That's Mr. Christ and... That other guy. I think his names Romeo.
I’ve taken the liberty to nominate 3 of the best trash talkers for 1.1. Without any further adieu, let us commence:
VCW Trash Talker of the Week
This week, we had many gems in the trash talking field. Let's look at the qualifiers this week:
Anonymous Emus!? Holy Crap run and hide. Emu's that refuse to tell you their name are the worst, and most dangerous!
Posted by Clarke
Unfortunately, Mr. Clarke’s comments were put “OOC”, so he cannot gain the award, but still kudos on a brilliant post! We can only hope Mr. Clapton will also have this amazing display of wit. On to the next post:
Useless? Christ, the cow polks back near "home sweet home" have more continuity in the English language then you do. And with a sliver more style I'd wager. Though your inquiry, like much about this rancid fucking cess pool, is irrelevant. And giving you a banal, rudimentary, simplified dialect to adhere to your blatant banality would only be me adhering to the status quo of the rancid fester cyst that you call your "humanity". If you can even call the bacterial, viral existence you possess human.
Apathy.
Apathy managed to impress management with his impressive linguistic abilities here. Most likely, this man will be a forced to be reckoned with, and management truly pities his first opponent. However, seeing as he did not have a match on the card yet, his trash talking was merely aimed at ‘no-one in particular, but everyone in general’. Therefore, we come to our winner of VCW’s 1.1 Trash Talk of the Week:
Eric Ares finally finishes his marathon of sex with your mom, your sister, and that hot aunt even you wish you could screw you sick freak and finally checks his messages.
Eric Ares
Eric Ares kept it simple and delivered a line which is both humiliating and utterly hilarious. I would challenge anyone to match that line with an equally funny retort, but I don’t really think its possible. Now, let us move on to our next category, which is…
VCW Promo Writer of the Week!
We had a lot of fine promos this week, coming from all spectrums of superstars. Most were good, but one has to be declared the ultimate winner here. So, allow me to give you your Promo’er of the Week…
The reworked promo of Mr. Brisbane was something of legendary status. This is, essentially, his first promo for a fed like VCW and he did a remarkable job. Let us hope he can keep this up in the future and become even better though time.