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Post by Mortus on Aug 10, 2008 14:17:00 GMT -5
We always found Shakespeare rather dull...
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Post by Eric Ares on Aug 10, 2008 15:01:03 GMT -5
1, 2, 3, 4!!!
I'm a hand up mona lisa's dress I'm a smile on every criminal you'll ever acquit, I'm the things you've done you'd never admit Cause one hand is on the bible and the other's in shit. "Cut my music, catchy as it may be. Seriously, who the hell did we hire that thought it would be a good idea to give monkey his own talk show. I'm sorry Jerry Simian, no one gives a fuck what Morty here has to say. Except for one little part, that FMW does have more current talent than VCW. I mean here we qualify Mortus as almost good enough to Main Event, there he is a perennial tag team playa. If there wasn't such a great divide in skill between myself and him, meaning our Main Event and him, it would be almost enough to make one sick. And here you are trying to improve our show by passing lines back and forth with the king of the "I forgot to take my MPS pills" land? Monkey, monkey, monkey, I'd like to think I had taught you a bit better about what sells. People love confidence, they love cockyness, they do not like to be reminded how stupid they are by quoting Shakespeare. So here, how about I throw this little segment a bone. You want the interview that will shake this place to the core, here I am. Fire away."
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Post by bmore on Aug 11, 2008 6:10:33 GMT -5
Ares? Now why would you want to talk to me? You are right, everyone loves cockyness. As in the love to hate it. I guess it is love, but you how would you know about love, someone who uses everyone around him, a man not caring to say anything about the life he has lived. The love you are guilty of is Narcissism. Big word for a monkey i know.
As for quoting Shakespeare i dont think i used a direct quote... more of an analogy. Simple mistake.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Aug 11, 2008 6:24:54 GMT -5
Ares? Now why would you want to talk to me? You are right, everyone loves cockyness. As in the love to hate it. I guess it is love, but you how would you know about love, someone who uses everyone around him, a man not caring to say anything about the life he has lived. The love you are guilty of is Narcissism. Big word for a monkey i know.
As for quoting Shakespeare i dont think i used a direct quote... more of an analogy. Simple mistake. I really don't think that pointing out the fact that he doesn't care about other people is a way to make a descent jab at him. But hey, what do I know? I'm only the only one who has been able to jeer back and forth with him with any measure of skill.
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Post by bmore on Aug 11, 2008 7:29:22 GMT -5
I was mentioning he can't say what people love when he shows none of the emotion himself nothing else. Feyd, i have no beef with you i don't want to.
I was dismissing Ares thoughts similar to the way he has ever since I showed up here. There is no point giving him the same target week in week out. This time Ares came to me.
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Post by Eric Ares on Aug 11, 2008 13:59:29 GMT -5
You pointed out I loves myself.
Whoopdy freaking doo.
I mean it's not like I make mention of how I am made of awesome, greatness, brilliance, sexiness, and win combined to create Captain Ares.
Nope never, could have guessed I only really care for myself from any of that.
Now seriously, this is supposed to be an interview segment. Do you have questions for the champ, ie me, or did you just come out here to waste all these fans time?
Oh, and the idea that you can dismiss me? Gold, you should get an Oscar for saying that with a straight face.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Aug 12, 2008 6:27:15 GMT -5
I could dismiss you, Ares. But you could do the same to me, so I suppose we are at an impass.
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Post by bmore on Aug 12, 2008 8:05:39 GMT -5
Questions regarding the "great" Eric Ares?
Well why not. You have a show off, as does your Deliverance opponent in Sir Feyd Brisbane. Third time you are facing this man, first time you managed a clean pinfall, next time you drew in a fatal four way. How will you approach the match? Same as you always do?
Please avoid the cliche of "done it once, will do it again". Times have changed since 1.4.
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Post by Eric Ares on Aug 12, 2008 11:47:47 GMT -5
No Fyed, you could beat me, hell anyone could, but the idea that any one can tell me to simply go away is utterly idiotic.
As for my approach to this match I have to say it will be more along the vein of my 1.4 approach to the match. At Crimson Dawn there were two other sacrifices in the ring that I at least had to be aware of, yet that still wasn't enough as they still managed to fuck up the ending, but at Deliverance I have one person to focus on. This is when Eric Ares is at his most dangerous.
I have said it before and I will keep saying it till people just give up, there is no one man who can stand up to me in a fight and take me down, Fyeds best chance of winning is hoping that Magnum wins to be his fodder again, because I will not be pinned or submitted for this belt.
As for your last comment Bmore, it's not something I have "done once" and will do again.
Five and Zero, I have every intention of making that number a six.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Aug 13, 2008 1:11:00 GMT -5
Not that I want to give myself the reputation of someone who just chides into other people's conversation, but Ares, you have been in six matches, and only won five times. Yes, we tied at Crimson Dawn. But a tie is just as bad as a loss, because it's not winning. I can say so without regret because I have already lost. I wonder if you have it in you to see the truth of the matter.
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Post by Eric Ares on Aug 13, 2008 1:17:49 GMT -5
Actually Fyed, 5 matches, count em five matches. Do your dice come with misprinted sides or something.
1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 Crimson Dawn.
5 Matches, 0 Losses.
Because unlike you I have never been pinned, submitted, or defeated in the squared land of happy. Of course you'll say you have lost, I beat yo ass mo than a pimp beats his hos in the middle of the ring to get that win on you.
So truth is Fyed, defeated I am not.
My god, I thought you were the smart one, but you can't count, that's just shameful. What kind of role model are you?
Won't someone please think of the children??
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Aug 13, 2008 1:43:28 GMT -5
(OOC: Me and my crappy counting. Why the hell did I think six?)
Yes Ares, a mental lapse on my part. I can admit that, unlike some who are so deluded they think that their shit don't stink. If you feel the need to point out the fact that I'm human, that's fine, I don't care if you waste your time and breath.
And yet again, you think I care about your opinion of me? If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. Your opinion means absolutely dick to me. If you need to take the jab and say I'm not a role model, go ahead. I never tried to be one. But come to think of it, maybe it would help if some of the young people today could learn some humility, so they don't turn out as a miscreant like you.
And if you need to think that you didn't lose because you didn't get pinned, you go right ahead. The fact is plain and simple though, not winning is losing. A tie is still losing, to any real athlete. But if that thought helps you sleep at night, by all means keep it. You'll need the rest for when you see me at Deliverance.
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Post by Eric Ares on Aug 13, 2008 2:00:41 GMT -5
First off, where did I ever say you cared what I thought. Newsflash Brisbroke Mountain, I don't give a shit what anyone thinks, so why should I care if anyone gives a shit what I think. Only person who matters to Eric Ares, is Eric Ares. If you want to be selfish and egotistical enough to not care what others think, good for you, first step to being worth a damn.
Next, bye, not winning is losing? I grew up in Canada, our national past time is hockey which until not too long ago was more than happy to incorporate ties. Only reason that changed is because Americans have too short an attention span to wait for the next game to have a victor. Also soccer tends to end in a lot of ties.
Yet they didn't lose?
Oh well, guess those byes aren't legitimate athletes.
Way to bash quite a few countries most favoritist past time in the whole world Fyed. But that fact doesn't help me sleep at night, woman do that, you know those other folk, they have squishy parts you might see someday if you drop the dice and get a real hobby. I just happen to tell it like it is.
Finally, and I saved this till the end because I find it funny, you call not being able to count to six human? I know six year olds who can tell me how bloody old they are, I'd say not being able to count that high is retarded, but hell I am sure the tards down the road would be offended.
It doesn't make you human Fyed, humans bleed, they breathe, they eat, and for some lucky ones like me, they have sex.
No no no, that doesn't make you human, it makes you stupid.
Possibly stupider than monkey, I may have to set out apples and see if he can count them.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Aug 13, 2008 3:23:28 GMT -5
Such is the implication that you do care. Elsewise, why speak at all? Wait... I forgot, you're in love with your own voice, even when it's spewing pure and utter bullshit. But to clarify, my not caring only extends to those who are not real mean. Hence why your opinions do not register.
You grew up in Canada? Well, I guess that proves it, nobody's perfect. Oh, I'm sorry, was that not fair? Does that make me a bigot? Or was I just trying to get a rise out of you? (Disclaimer: Not that kind, you sick bastard, as your pattern of behavior dictates that you would try to make a sexual joke out fo that) As I said, not winning is losing. Hockey is fine. Ties are okay, but a tie is still a loss. But make no mistake, anyone who is content with a tie just doesn't want to win enough. I suppose that is why you were so adamant about the fact that apparently your referee counted out first. It makes me wonder if even you believe the crap that you say.
And it was a great idea to invoke soccer, the one sport when so much as a bad call causes riots in the streets. Surely they don't care about winning.
That all being said, I must take this time to bow to your skewed sense of the world and fantastic ability to create faulty microcosm. Your skill to take only the one piece of an exchange that you can skew to fit your needs is truly noteworthy.
If you are so blind as to not see how one having a mental lapse is a very human characteristic, then you are much farther gone than I had thought. Think me stupid if you will. Compare me to someone who you take pleasure in deriding, I don't care. At the end of the day, you thrive on the people around you hanging on your words. And you can deny it as much as you want, but you're not fooling anyone.
For now, why don't you formulate an argument that will be worthwhile to respond to, one that wont leave me feeling as though I have wasted my time in replying to such folly? That would be a nice change of pace.
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Oh, I almost forgot. I have a gift for you. They're called Enzyte. Apparently, they make you more of a man. You need them.
(OOC: Note that I didn't take the obvious jab at 'most favoritist.' You're welcome.)
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Post by bmore on Aug 13, 2008 7:47:13 GMT -5
Seriously Ares? A draw is good? To take your examples of Soccer and Hockey these sports are expected to have draws its what happens when you put someone smack bang in the middle of goal.
Wrestling you don't have someone blocking what you need to get to in order to gain victory. Take sprinting for example, a draw would be fantastic in that? Worth a win? No, because you fail to claim a victory when nothing stands in your way.
Seriously Eric, you should know a little bit about gaining a victory in wrestling after the many lectures you have given me about being where i don't belong.
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Post by Eric Ares on Aug 13, 2008 13:27:07 GMT -5
(OOC: Favortist was actually supposed to be there Fyed, Ares was mocking you, you probably should have made the jab so I could mock you for not noticing sarcasm lol)
Bmore, stay out of grown up conversations, I speak of winning because I can do it, you on the other hand have barely proven you can lace your wrestling boots.
And Fyed, I have only one thing to say to your long little rant there.
HA!
I fucking told you.
I don't know how long ago I fucking told you.
But I believe I mentioned something like "As soon as I don't win someone will jump all over it to try and drag me down." Hell you didn't even wait till after Deliverance where if you beat me I would have an outright lose. No instead you had to settle for trying to insult me over a tie, try to bring me down by cheapening your own victory in that ring.
Were either of us pinned?
Were we submitted?
No, hell we weren't even disqualified. Had any of those things happened we wouldn't be having a rematch now, because someone else would have "won" the match and earned that right. This is the difference between you and I Fyed, I'm an optomist. I don't see this as a defeat because this match at Deliverance is nothing more than a continuation of what the Main Event at Crimson Dawn should have been.
You and I.
So excuse me for not being a depressed, pessimistic, "man" like you and seeing this as an oppertunity and not a loss.
Oh just for the record if you go back to the wrestling (our sport FYI) record books, people that tie generally still get the W's placed in their column. Go look at that other place that starts with Lumpy and throws Panda Wax after it, they've been around a lot longer than us and for them a tie is a win.
A tainted win, but what makes you think that matters to me?
You want me to admit defeat, then do something about it at Deliverance, because we both know nothing short of a straight loss is going to matter to me. But that little jab at me not wanting to win must be another one of those "lapses in judgment" since I'm fairly certain you can't be quite so retarded to not think back and remember how much I have ranted and raved about wanting that belt.
Speaking of human lapses, IT WAS COUNTING TO SIX! I stand by my belief that you failed your intelligence check or something, because rarely is going back by that low a number hard for anyone.
I would say please, oh please come up with something interesting to reply to this. But honestly if it's going to be another "You still lost" rant save your breathe. I'd prefer not to get into a childish game of "Yes you did" "No I didn't" with a so-called grown man, it's demeaning to both of us.
Instead I'm going to have sex, with your mom or some such, since you went and got a rise out of me. Or if she's dead someone who look vaguely like her so I can pay her to pretend to be her and send you the tape.
Free of charge, I'm all about the giving.
Oh and Enzyte called, they want me to be the next spokesperson. Something about the slogan being "Be more like Eric Ares". So um, thanks for letting them know about me I guess.
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Post by Mortus on Aug 13, 2008 18:21:59 GMT -5
Aww man. Advice Dog doesn't work here.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Aug 14, 2008 7:50:49 GMT -5
(OOC: I don't know how that would be mocking Feyd, since he has never fallen to using such crappy grammar. So, maybe I should have taken the jab, because the sarcasm was ill-based? And damn, is Feyd that hard to spell?)
Ares, if you think that I'm trying to throw it in your face that you didn't actually win, I feel bad for you. Once again, I was only pointing out that your statements outstretched your achievements. If you need to take that as me trying to 'drag you down', well, that's your perogative. But I have made a pattern out of calling you on your bullshit, so you can hardly say that it's a new development. Take it or leave it.
I think that in the past weeks, I have made it abundantly clear that I'm not in it to drag you down. And I need not, and did not cheapen my own victory, because there wasn't one in that ring. It has nothing to do with pessimism or depression, it is the simple state of things. It does not make me sad, or depressed. Because, as I have said before, I can take these things in stride.
Out of arguments is the man who has to resort to the beauracracy that is statistics. Yes, we all know that statisticians are the infallible voice of fact. If you want to talk about 'cheapening a victory', it would appear that the staff that logs the 'W' in a column when it was a tie, that cheapens it when someone actually wins.
And of course you fall back on the idea of seniority being a basis of fact. Well, LPW can do and think one way and that doesn't make it right. For thousands of years, man thought the earth was flat and hung at the center of the universe. They had thousands of years of Capernicus, yet, they were wrong, which is very similar to making down a tie as a win. Because the ideas are mutually exclusive. If you don't win, then you have failed. Failure is losing. Thus, not winning is losing. See, the trasnitive property hard at work.
And please, do not mistake me, I'm not making a 'you still lost' rant. I'm making a 'you are wrong' rant. Unlike some, who have to continually refer to the past so that they have an argument, I can move on.
You may take that, or leave it as well.
As for the supposed jab I made at you about your mental lapse, I would be very surprised if you could quote it, because I never made any such statement. The only mental lapse to which I referred was my own, and my comment about you wanting the best was sincere, not in jest. I could understand how you could get so confused, as it was a very complex sentence. Next time, I suppose I will leave more context clues so that you and the children and home can follow along better.
Please note that this diatribe's nature is to be a point by point refutation so that I don't have to hear the 'you just disregard what I am saying to suit your needs' argument that you are so fond of (with the exception of the oft-used comment about my mother which you swear that you never use, simply on strength of the fact that both you and I know it has no merit). When you get your head out of your ass and stop using all you're circular logic, then perhaps I will bring something new to the table, rather than simply defending myself from your misconceived rants.
And good for you about Enzyte, it makes sense that they would use one of their success stories as a spokeperson. I imagine that your testimonial about how you weren't much of a man before using those pills will net them countless amounts of money.
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Post by Eric Ares on Aug 14, 2008 15:53:07 GMT -5
(OOC: Eric was treating Feyd like a child, hence the exaggerated poor grammar, I didn't think that was so hard to understand.)
I am undefeated.
There is no arguement to the otherwise, there is only people who are not me who have a difference of opinion. But until such time as I am actually defeated in the ring, not beating someone at the same time as another, my claim will stand.
I don't really give much of a fuck if anyone else cares for it, because the facts are simple.
I have never been defeated.
As for Enzyte, I'd call you clever, but I have never taken the pill as my blood screens from here in good ole VCW will prove. Eric Ares does not take drugs for anything, male enhancement or not, and I have the backing of fact to prove it.
Anyway I'd go on and on with you Feyd, but the fact is your stuck in the same circular logic as I am, except in the opposite direction.
I honestly don't see any point in wasting my breathe on you when your entire argument is "You're wrong I'm right".
Have a good day, in fact have many because for the first time since I've been here I really truly want to hurt you come Deliverance.
And there will not be many good days for you after that.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Aug 15, 2008 7:03:59 GMT -5
If you could point out a time when I claimed that you had been defeated, I would leave VCW. As it stands I have never said that, so I see no point in your affirming that you have not been defeated, except perhaps because you didn't really have anything worthwhile to say.
But then again, not having anything worthwhile to say has never stopped you from opening your maw before. You don't see the point in wasting your breath arguing with me? That's odd, because you waste your breath every time you open your mouth to speak anyway.
Yes, I know that's redundant, as you would most undoubtedly point out. I just figured to emphasize the point as to make sure that it did not escape you.
And if you could explain to me how my logic was circular, I would be astounded. Either way though, I doubt it would hold much weight anyway, because you all but admitted that your own logic is circular, so what's the point in my even paying heed to what you say?
I don't understand why you still try to intimidate me. I don't care about your threats. And you know I don't care. Maybe it was just another pointless thing to say in a filler response.
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Austin
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Post by Austin on Aug 15, 2008 19:17:45 GMT -5
You ignorant bastards.
What the fuck did I tell you monkeys about talking? I said not to, but your shit huggers just can't stop flapping, and therefore you keep getting in fucking trouble. You realize that I had to stop what I was doing, just for this.....garbage. Do you realize what you idiots are doing?
No? Of course not, you motherfuckers can't process simple tasks, like when to shut up. I told you how to beat him. I gave you the gameplan, but do you fuckers listen? No in the hell you do not.
Why is it that no one listens to me? Maybe you can't hear me over the daily verbal fucking your respective eardrums receive day in and day out from Eric God Damn Ares, and Sir Feyd fuckin' Brisbane. Maybe, I talked too fast.
Well, I am not going to repeat myself to any of your undeserving, insignificant asses, and you know who you are Bmore. So, back to my rape of some broad named....well it doesn't matter, you're not listening anyway.
No wonder I moved to Canada.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Aug 15, 2008 20:37:08 GMT -5
Austin, I think I can safely speak for everyone else here when I say that we couldn't be happier if you did not repeat yourself. If you could pipe down and leave the adults alone, we would all appreciate it. It has nothing to do with not being able to hear you, it has to do with not giving a damn about what you have to say. So why dont you just sit back, because I imagine that soon you will need to take another comment and turn it into a gimmick in the attempt to make yourself relevant. Hell, maybe then you might even ahve something worth listening to. But I'm not going to cross my fingers, and I doubt anyone else will either.
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Austin
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Post by Austin on Aug 15, 2008 21:39:49 GMT -5
You've been saving that one just for me, huh? However, you missed the boat on the "Your next word could be my next gimmick" journey a few shows back.
I'll admit, beautiful insult. Disregarded me, brought up how I became a rapist because someone basically told me to, and basically said you have little faith in me becoming something. Great Job.
Now, thank you for telling me something I've been told before. I really don't want you to pay attention to me, because you should know by now that I am a sneaky bastard who likes to sneak up from behind....My bad, that's just women.
But, Sir Brisbane, if you please. Why is it that you can't be happy that I found my calling? No one says anything about your knight in shining armor shtick. But, I forgot my extracurricular activites makes me a target.
No problem, because said activities makes each and every one of you a target, no homo of course.
Now, thank you for making my day, it's nice to see that someone who doesn't give a damn about what I say still had to reply to me.
I hate you too Feyd, purely from a wrestling standpoint.
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Post by Mortus on Aug 16, 2008 6:51:20 GMT -5
What, in the blue blazes, are you plague rats ranting on about?
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Post by bmore on Aug 16, 2008 14:46:57 GMT -5
Matthew P. Dunn, Sarah will be raped at 2.1, tell her Austin is coming, and will land an air to ground missile attack.
Eddie good to see your with us, but because we want origin promos and character build up at this stage we wont be arresting you like you wanted. too easy a promo for you. Ro this isn't a SPOILER! lol
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Post by Mortus on Aug 16, 2008 19:24:07 GMT -5
lolwut?
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Aug 20, 2008 1:28:30 GMT -5
(OOC: Finally responding. Has been a long time coming, but I haven't ahd a chance before now)
I don't have to save anything, and I'm amused that you would think that I would waste my effort thinking of thigns to say to you, of all people. I have been gifted with the ability to craft a cunning argument having to devote much time thinking. However, I wonder how you can be so blind to think that you're sneaky, as you put it. People don't notice you, not because you are good at being sly, but because they are able to put your existence out of mind.
I wouldn't dare to say that you have 'found your calling.' It seems that it is only something you have attached to yourself because you saw it as being edgier than your then-current gimmick. I'll keep this short though, so that you dont have the false assumption that you are relevant. I have, and am, responding to you solely in the seemingly vain attempt to get you to stop polluting my airwaves.
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Post by Eric Ares on Aug 23, 2008 14:28:22 GMT -5
Since in all honesty talking to, well any of you, has made me question my will to live. Before I realized I am Eric Ares god damned it and you should all die in fires. I have decided that Eric Ares will just ignore you for the duration of this rotation because I just don't give a flying fuck anymore. Every time you speak it's all the same shyte, so I figured I would do the same and just re-iterate some of the very important facts people miss out on. So without further ado I present you with. Things Eric Ares Does Better Than You. Win Wrestle Breathe Eat Fuck His Women Fuck Your Woman Fuck Your Family Fuck The World (He's All For The Giving) Sponsor A Child Train Children Warriors Dissolve Slavery Discover the North West Passage Discover America Create Fire Create The Wheel Eat 5 Hamburgers In 15 Seconds Defy The Laws Of Physics Make Lists Hate On Ethnics Not Eric Ares Hate On Anyone Not Eric Ares Pimp Eric Ares Pimp In General Work For His Money Make You Treat Him Right Sing Karaoke (You Have Not Lived Till You've Heard Him Do Journey) Win Own Pwn Cause Mark Outs Cause Orgasms Cause Morgasms (Mark Out Orgasms) Be Better Than You Be Pretty Fly For a White Guy Fight The Law And Win Shoot The Sheriff Not the Deputy Write Pre-Nuptials Compare Your Lord and Savior To An Oreo Own Billy Win Be A Champion Everything Anything Everywhere All The Time All The Way
And the most important thing Eric Ares does better than you.
Be Eric Ares. [/center] There can only be one Highlander, and when I defeat Brisbane in the center of the ring, without any tricks or controversy, just by crushing him under the weight of my awesomeness, there will be one more addition to that list. Be The Greatest VCW Champion Of All Time.
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Austin
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Post by Austin on Aug 23, 2008 14:59:27 GMT -5
You don't rape better than me, so shut the fuck up you over-compensating piece of garbage walking what we call God's green earth.
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Post by geedee on Aug 24, 2008 21:23:18 GMT -5
EVERYONE BEWARE: MMM is coming soon....
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