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Post by Skyler Striker on Jul 27, 2008 23:55:11 GMT -5
Yeah, normally, most of your verbal bitches would give in here, however, you're once again misconstruing what I say.
You call it pride, call it whatever the hell you want, I don't care, Eric. If you'd been smart, you would have gotten rid of some of that pride when you didn't bother to apologize for letting your emotions get the best of you.
I'm not here because of FMW. This isn't FMW, in case you hadn't noticed, and if you were a true competitor, you'd ignore anything that FMW and I have in common. You want an FMW star, go talk to Mortus, he seems happy to go on about his Tag belts.
I hope you're eager to prove yourself, Eric. I really do. Stop with the yelling back at me and focus your energy elsewhere.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 28, 2008 1:23:08 GMT -5
No.
In case you've missed the past months of VCW live programing I don't tend to back down, not really my thing. You want someone you can verbally bitch slap into taking your authority seriously see the rest of the VCW locker room.
As for FMW, you seem to conveniently skip any part of my arguments that don't fit your little planny plans. Why are you GM Striker? Why? Because of your sparkling personality? No, because you have a name, built where? FMW among other places. If your going to utterly and idiotically forget to mention the points of my rants then stop trying, it only insults our shows intelligence that you can be that oblivious and still be the guy in charge.
Also apologize? Me? See my previous comment about you being oblivious, sit on a cock, rotate, and re-iterate it, it works.
Finally, prove myself? 5 and 0, when are people going to stop asking for proof and just accept that even when I lose I will always be better than 99.999999999999% of the world out there.
Except Dr. Horrible, that kid knew his shit.
Now seriously, stop ignoring the parts of my arguments that don't appeal to your Colt Comrade the commy level statements. It just makes this place look like the parade of retards as you are supposed to be one of the more important/intelligent people we have. I mean I don't care if you can't color inside the box, but fucked if I am going to sit back and let that level of retardation effect how MY company is perceived.
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Post by Skyler Striker on Jul 28, 2008 2:48:26 GMT -5
Alright. To prove I'm not skipping anything in your argument, let me do this point by point so I can get it through your incredibly thick skull and hopefully have some of it reverberate inside your testosterone-addled brain.
You don't back down? Thanks, Captain Obvious. Not like I haven't been watching you since I was told I'd be General Manager.
FMW. Yes, I have a name there. What of it? Am I a part of the Resistance here? No. Of course I have a name built elsewhere. Why do you think they had such trouble with Christ and now they're having such trouble with you? You're uncontrollable, and the common point is that neither of you were known before being here. Me? I'm going to change this place, Ares, and if I've built my legacy elsewhere and it proves that I have the damn ability to do so, so be it. Who would you rather have as GM, Craig? Craig was a biased dick. I'm playing a fair measuring stick, and that's why when you and Feyd ended with a draw, I played you both as the formidable pieces you were and gave you both a rematch. Don't tell me I've been unfair to you, because you're the only one that's seen fit to question me and I've proven my point. Anyone else wants to step up to the bat as to why they think I shouldn't be the GM, feel free to do so.
Apologies I didn't exect from you. But it was worth a shot.
Prove yourself I DO expect you to keep doing. You can ride on having an undefeated record, Ares, it doesn't work like that on my show. You want to be Champion, you put every bit of effort you have into maintaining the supremely high standard you've set already.
Hope that's appeased you - but I doubt it.
If someone's going to prove that it's possible to be as stubborn as you, Eric, it's going to be me. Skyler Striker.
Deal with it.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Jul 28, 2008 6:35:40 GMT -5
Ares, is it really worth it to go back and forth with him? I mean, really, what's the difference between Skylar and any of the other people that spout out half-though retorts to be torn apart by you? If it's about the title, you can have it. I really don't care about it, or perhaps I do, just apparently not to the extent that some do. At any rate, if it's about the title, I would just as soon stand idly in the ring so that you may have it. Elsewise, don't waste your breath just because some new authority is tryign to affirm his position.
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Post by Skyler Striker on Jul 28, 2008 7:47:09 GMT -5
I don't need to affirm any position. I'm the GM here, like it or not.
Feyd, if you're not desperate for the title, tell me - why are you here?
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Jul 28, 2008 11:02:18 GMT -5
Simply to wrestle sir. I believe I have made it abundantly clear that I am just here to wrestle. I have no need for your bells and whistles, nor you shiny belts, nor you pompous attitude. Only to wrestle. I might remind you that my even being in the title match was little more than chance.
Fate cast her good eye unto me, and decided that I shall win a few matches, while others might lose. I did not come here for a title, only to do something I enjoy. This title may or may not be mine. Either way, I pay little or no heed, for I do not hunger so greatly for the purported glory associated with it as do many of my brethren here.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 28, 2008 12:25:10 GMT -5
Oh yes'm massa GM sir, I forgot how fair you are being. I mean it's only fair that instead of giving the fans what they want, being Ares vs Fyed two for the title which we both earned, you try and throw someone else into the mix. I mean lets give good ole bye Magnum another shot, at least this time when he's pinned by one of us there won't be another person to be confused by.
God bless your attempt to throw more fodder who did NOTHING to deserve the second try.
And Fyed.
You know me, it's always worth it. Every cycle someone steps up to the plate and every cycle they catch an Ares special high and inside to the chin.
It's what keeps life worth living.
But you had best really want that belt when we meet (I'm praying to Buddha the rolly polly god of fun that our GM didn't fuck up the perfect rematch). Because if you don't that'll be just one more thing I have over you besides a victory. Desire.
Aint no one want that belt more than me. Gonna move like a butterfly and sting like a bee. Rumble young man rumble. I'm the champ, I said it before it was true.
Ares walks off to finish watching Will Smith play Muhammad Ali in Ali for more one liners.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Jul 29, 2008 7:18:35 GMT -5
Like I said Ares, I'm just here to wrestle. I'm want to win our rematch, and I would bring my best, regardless of whether it was a title match or the open match on a regular cycle card. The title is an afterthought for me. That it is foremost in your mind is fine by me, to each his own. But I need not the glory of a title nor the respect or admiration from fans or wrestlers. If I win the title, that's fine. If I lose, my only regret will be that I was bested.
And if you have desire over me, that's fine too. I need not validate myself here with intangibles such as desire. In the end, no one will care what we desire to do, only what we have done.
Not that I'm saying that you need to validate yourself, because I will concede that which most here seem unwilling, and that is that you have proven yourself as a great wrestler, a worthy adversary, and at the very least, a competant Title-holder, for even if I do come out on top at Deliverance, I have no doubt that one day you shall wear the title belt.
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Post by jakeyboi92 on Jul 31, 2008 16:26:30 GMT -5
I would like to Introduce myself my name is Cody Jones and all of you better not forget it. Your gonna be hearing alot about me in the near future you better count on it. Especially you Ares you little punk stop moaning and let your wrestling do the talking like I will when I get my chance. You may have a shot at the VCW Heavyweight Title but I will allways have the girls. Goodluck in your up and coming match and if you lose don't moan like a little bitch.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jul 31, 2008 18:34:30 GMT -5
Oh no.
Oh dear sweet fucking no.
You did not just call out Mr. Eric "5-0 I just fucked your mother, your aunt, your sister, and your girlfriend" Ares.
Now listen up you little no good little two shit fucking mini me. I don't care who the fuck you think you are, but you do not EVER mention my name again. First off, my wrestling got me here you dumb fuck. I am not some assclown for FMW who got by on my name, no no no, I got to be where I am because I am fucking undefeated. Every person who has wanted to make a name off the god that I am has been mowed down by the unstoppable might of my Adonis physique. If you so much as ever mention my name again I will not just make you look like fucking Doink the mofo fuckin' clown in that ring, I will verbally emasculate you to the point that when a girl sees she will be like "Damn, Ares already ripped that byes balls off and he didn't even need to touch him".
Speaking of women, do you fucking know who you are talking to. There is no woman who can deny me, no woman who doesn't make a mess in her silky little panties (because lets face it no good woman has less) at the very thought that I might breathe in her general direction. If you EVER think you are better than me in anyway when it comes to wooing the sex that I like (the kind with Vagoo in case your retarded mind can't process) I will sleep with every single fucking relative of the female gender you have. I don't care if it's ugly old grandma Betsy I will do her in the god damned poop shoot until she has a fucking heart attack and dies. I will step into a Delorean go into the future and fuck your descendants. Then I will go back to the mother fucking future and fuck your mother so that I can have you introduced as "The part that didn't make it to her mouth".
You sir are fucking NOTHING compared to the greatness that is me, and like the rest of the sheep her you had best learn this before I shove my size eleven penny loafers, oh so comfy, up your ass so far that you can taste your colon.
Go find someone your own speed to run with dickfuck. I heard Bmore needs a new undercard rival.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Jul 31, 2008 22:50:40 GMT -5
What is it about newcomers that makes it so they don't want to work to make a name for themselves, so they decide they are going to ride the heat of someone else? This is like some punk teen challenging John Cena to a rap battle, just so they can have their five minutes. It's sad really.
And before any of you start in on me about "Practice what you preach, say something worthwhile," please allow me a preemptive response. That is, learn from this sad fool's mistake. Don't try to get some heat by getting ripped apart by someone who has made their own.
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Post by Austin on Aug 1, 2008 11:42:02 GMT -5
OOC: God.
Damn.
He ripped him a new one.
IC:
Ares, he's just a kid. He don't know any better.
Just popping in to say Hi, fuck off, whatever you people prefer as a greeting these days.
Sup, Striker.
There, I was nice. Can I go now?
Voice: No.
No? Oh yeah, your just legal niece is so getting raped for that.
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Post by Eric Ares on Aug 1, 2008 12:04:49 GMT -5
Kids don't learn unless there are punishments for their actions.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Aug 3, 2008 9:47:17 GMT -5
I think you scared him away Ares...
But perhaps that's a good thing. This way, maybe only people who want to work will continue on VCW. Wouldn't that be grand? Maybe if I click my heels together three times, it might come true. But, with the level of the other people here, I don't see that happening any time soon.
(OOC: Ressurection, thy name is Feyd.)
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Post by Eric Ares on Aug 4, 2008 1:26:47 GMT -5
Not to dispute the point, I mean people actually wanting to be more than cum dumpster money suckers whose only hope in this world is that one of the more disturbed management around here thinks they have a pretty enough mouth to keep, wanting to be around here would be all sorts of awesomesauce.
But Fyed, did you just compare yourself to Dorothy?
I know Strikers ugly, but he isn't the wicked witch of the west, there is no wizard, and that gold brick road is just feces monkey decided to paint before flinging.
Please please please, dear god please, don't ever compare yourself to the female variety time again. I want to win the belt, I do not want to be lambasted for cross dresser beating to do so.
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Post by bmore on Aug 4, 2008 6:28:46 GMT -5
It was a yellow brick road Scarecrow.
Ares you have a week off go take a holiday or something we don't really need nor want you around. So take a holiday.
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Post by Eric Ares on Aug 4, 2008 10:15:31 GMT -5
Why would you think telling me to do something might actually work.
Now I may just stick around to annoy you.
Oh, and I know dumb ass, but one more comparison and they could sue for stealing their movie premise. Jesus, don't you know anything.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Aug 5, 2008 7:00:47 GMT -5
Not to dispute the point, I mean people actually wanting to be more than cum dumpster money suckers whose only hope in this world is that one of the more disturbed management around here thinks they have a pretty enough mouth to keep, wanting to be around here would be all sorts of awesomesauce. But Fyed, did you just compare yourself to Dorothy? I know Strikers ugly, but he isn't the wicked witch of the west, there is no wizard, and that gold brick road is just feces monkey decided to paint before flinging. Please please please, dear god please, don't ever compare yourself to the female variety time again. I want to win the belt, I do not want to be lambasted for cross dresser beating to do so. Sir, you may read into that any way you wish. I realize that you are tuned in such a way that it is only the natural instinct to assume such a connection. I only meant to editorialize the fact that hoping for these people to grow intellect was a worthless gesture, much like that of clicking one's heels together and hoping to be whisked back home. You're intelligent enough to have caught that. Come on Ares, you're better than that.
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Post by Eric Ares on Aug 5, 2008 11:09:19 GMT -5
Yes, yes I am.
I am also quite bored.
This was the result.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Aug 7, 2008 7:19:51 GMT -5
'Tis a said day in the land of trash-talking when Eric Ares has nothing to say. Come on now jobbers, scurry along and speak here, in the foolish attempt to take advantage.
On a separate note, Austin, despite me immense loathing for you, I'm pulling for you in your match with Magnum. I really dont need to have Ares take a victory for pinning Magnum. Although, if that did happen, maybe then Magnum would realize he isn't good enough to play with the big kids.
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Post by Eric Ares on Aug 7, 2008 11:31:27 GMT -5
One thing people seem to forget is that I am not a monkey for their amusement. I do this because it amuses me, and the lack of originality or talent being brought to the verbal fray is slowly draining my willingness to rip the newest of newbs a new asshole they can shove their heads up to pretend they matter.
I mean honestly every single answer now a days is some combination of:
You aren't that good Ares. I'm better than you. I don't care what you think now watch while I spend eighty paragraphs of fake english to counter it. You don't deserve to be where you are. Being UNDEFEATED means nothing till you face me.
And then there is my personal favorite.
I AM NOT A MONKEY!
I mean when nothing I say gets a new rise, why continue, what amusement is there in rehashing the same old tired arguments.
Some come on people, entertain me. I think this round has shown that when Eric Ares doesn't speak the trash talking world crumbles.
Offer yourself up as a sacrifice.
Bring something new.
The world will be better for it.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Aug 7, 2008 13:49:00 GMT -5
(*throws self to wolves*)
I can understand that Ares. And I sympathize. But, it's your own fault that you suck at life.
(OOC: I think that's a new one)
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Post by bmore on Aug 9, 2008 1:33:00 GMT -5
In the ring there is a DJ Booth set up, Bmore is standing behind it with a microphone set up.
Welcome, ladies and gents, dudes and dudettes, bitches and sleazes. I am you Resident Raver, i am Bmore and this is the only segment of VCW "Live More, Bmore". Now i feel that VCW has turned to the minimalist genre. So i have taken it upon myself to pic up the beats per minute and get some action going.
I invite any superstar to come down here and chat about VCW, their plans in VCW and of course the state of the heavy weight championship.
Austin, Ravid, Nobnard. Anyone. Answer the call.
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Post by Mortus on Aug 9, 2008 7:16:25 GMT -5
Babalon A.D by Cradle of Filth plays over the P.A
Very well.
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Post by bmore on Aug 9, 2008 8:10:40 GMT -5
Welcome Mortus, or Matthew Dunn. Clearly you think you are both. Hence the fact the word me and the letter I have some how skipped your vocabulary. Enough though on your short comings as an Englishman.
And onto your current title reign. Is it coming to an end this week on Vengence 2.1 against Nobnard? The man who actually won his match at Crimson Dawn legally.
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Post by Mortus on Aug 9, 2008 10:19:02 GMT -5
We shall humour you, peon.
Given the rules and stipulations of Our match, We too won Our match legally.
Furthermore, We pose this question to you; how could a raving Luchadore, managed by the man responsible for the Notorious B.U.G possibly vanquish Fear Incarnate?
We try not to be blinded by Our success; but the surname Dunn is soon becoming a staple at FMW, one of the most successful companies in the world.
The filth watching may think this is all an elaborate storyline spawned from a man with too much creative control, but do you not think there is a reason We main event shows, have wins over a list of FMW, no, the worlds greatest champions?
We're a two time tag team champion, We are VCW's ONLY champion to this date.
Do you really think We're going to fall to a man whose name most can't even remember?
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Post by Great Nodnarb on Aug 9, 2008 20:39:36 GMT -5
A name most don't remember. I'm the Great Fucking Nodnarb. Not Nobnard, Emorb. Yeah, I switched up your name, Bmore. As for you Mortus, actually I have nothing for you. I'll see you at 2.1. I'm not a talker, not a talker.
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Post by bmore on Aug 9, 2008 23:18:47 GMT -5
Answering a question with a question, a very subtle way to avoid answering me. Nobnard is unpredictable, both in and out of the ring. If he was able to control his unpredictableness he would easily be able to defeat "Fear". A manager would do that to you.
As for main eventing a show, i dont think you have achieved that yet here in VCW. Which i must add is not FMW, understandable you are confused they have one letter the same.
As for your final question: Yes Mortus, yes we do.
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Post by Mortus on Aug 10, 2008 7:00:47 GMT -5
We bring FMW into things because on comparison, FMW has much more talent then here at the moment.
For your final answer; you're a fool.
Nodnard, We'll see you at 2.1.
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Post by bmore on Aug 10, 2008 8:25:50 GMT -5
Mortus ever read King Lear?
Then fool i am. And i thankyou.
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