Radio: Welcome everyone to the number one show on the number one wavelength for all your latest Electronica hits and misses. This is “Baltimore Brought It” today I talk to a name we all know, a genre we all love, the home grown number one american DJ for 2006 and 07. Please turn your radios up for BMORE!!
Bmore: [/color] Well thanks for the warm welcome Ajax, glad to be back.
Ajax: Been a while since you came on the show, just before you were crowned DJ of the year in 07. A lot has changed.
Bmore: [/color] True that. I assume you are talking about my new career?
Ajax: Naturally.
Bmore: [/color] It was a change I have not regretted and a chance that hasn’t come back to haunt me yet.
Ajax: You were on top of the world, yet you abandoned you fans, all for a career in the most anti social type of entertainment.
Bmore: [/color] That’s a pretty ignorant view on what I have done. I never abandoned any fans, I still give them what they want. In fact many of them came over to see my debut, I won that debut and am currently holding a winning record.
Ajax: But why!?
Bmore: [/color] Simple, I have enjoyed wrestling, I bet even you did once upon a time -
Ajax: Yeah when I was like ten.
Bmore: [/color] I never got over it. I still enjoyed it, when I was winning awards. So call anti social yet I have changed many peoples views on it. I was loved in every club I would walk into, do you think I’m anti social?
Ajax: Well no… but -
Bmore: [/color] Exactly, everyone has this idea that we are a bunch of lazy, fat slobs, with absolute no life. No girlfriend and virgins at thirty. I am a testament to the fact wrestling fans are anything but that stereotype. Just as that not every club goer is a bulging eyes, pill popper.
Ajax: Well you’re also against that stereotype as well.
Bmore: [/color] Against is the wrong word to use, I am not one to push my ideals onto others. It is after all a lifestyle choice, as long as it doesn’t control your life then you are completely safe. It’s when you detour away from your responsibilities, when you destroy lives around you, when you steal from friends. This is when I have a problem.
Ajax: So how is the wrestling career going, three matches so far?
Bmore: [/color] Yes, three matches. Two wins and a loss at the first pay per view event for the federation I am in. So, yes it is going quite well.
Ajax: And what is next then?
Bmore: [/color] I have a place in a tournament that will determine who will challenge for the second tier title. The sanguine title -
Ajax: The painting style?
Bmore: [/color] What? No! The colour. It stands for something.
Ajax: It’s similar to claret right?
Bmore: [/color] Yeah I guess so, odd question to ask Ajax.
Ajax: Yeah… Odd indeed. The colour of blood, you would say?
Bmore: [/color] You going somewhere with this man?
Ajax: Nah, just clarifying how deep a shade you think Sanguine is.
Bmore: [/color] It’s just a colour…
Ajax: Is the title red?
Bmore: [/color] No, it is gold like all titles. Ajax why the tone?
Ajax: Because you don’t know what you are doing!!!
Bmore: [/color] Excuse me!?
Ajax: When have you ever drawn blood from someone!?
Bmore: [/color] You don’t think I have it in me to draw blood from anyone?
Ajax: Skills wise yes, I have known you for years. I just cannot see you being vicious enough to be able to draw blood. You’re a great guy, and great guys can’t inflict that much pain.
Bmore: [/color] Remember back in 2006? How far behind was I in the voting for number one DJ?
Pause.Bmore: [/color] In the last few months of the year I stormed home, I put out the best sets I ever had, rushed a CD, just to get me more noticed. I won that award. Why? Because I was that much more determined, that nothing can stop me. Say what you want but when I want to be the best I would do anything to get it.
Ajax: Even abuse substances?
Bmore: [/color] Hell no, as I said just before, when you compromise your morals you truly lose at life.
Ajax: This is the longest anyone has ever talked about wrestling on our show -
Bmore: [/color] I think as soon as you said wrestling we got there.
Ajax: Hah, quite right. Well why we are on a roll, we may as well continue. I think you have something special planned.
Bmore: [/color] I do, well the most important part of a match is the entrance, it sums up who you are. However, I don’t think my opponents choose the correct song to match their character. So, I’m going to give them new ones.
Ajax: Alright. Lets work our way down the list. First Trey Spruance.
Bmore: [/color] Ahh Trey, guy barely knows whats going on. I could just change his song and the guy would have absolutely no idea. Drug Addict, so I have narrowed it down to two choices. The first choice is “Overdose” by Tomcraft.
She doesn't get enough
From an overdose(x2)
Overdose(repeat)
From an overdose(x2)
Overdose(repeat)
From an overdose
She doesn't
She doesn't
She doesn't get enough(x3)
She doesn't get enough cocaine
She doesn't get enough hard
She doesn't get enough pure
She doesn't get enough
She doesn't get enough money
She doesn't get enough slots
She doesn't get enough hose
Bmore: [/color] Sums him up pretty well, I think. The hair makes him look like a little girl. I think once he starts a wins he will get enough. 0-2 isn’t doing well for his contract, nor for his pay. Next song is the electrifying new hit from the duo from the Big Apple. “Kids” by MGMT.
You were a child
Crawling on your knees toward him
Making momma so proud
But your voice is too loud
We like to watch you laughing
Picking insects off of plants
No time to think of consequences
Control yourself
Take only what you need from him
A family of trees wanting to be haunted
Control yourself
Take only what you need from him
The water is warm
But it's sending me shivers
A baby is born
Crying out for attention
Memories fade
Like looking through a fogged mirror
Decisions too
Decisions are made
Decisions are made and not bought
But I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot
I guess not.
Ajax: Odd choice, please explain to our listeners.
Bmore: [/color] Well this is how I think of people like Trey, I think they are basically children, nothing more. And some of the lines he could learn from. “Crying out for attention,” why do you think he abandoned Drew Michaels, or comes to shows incredibly high? He demands attention. He doesn’t want help he cannot “control” himself. The drugs are affecting his brain so that his “memories fade”, and all his decisions ride on when he buys his next hit.
Ajax: I think you sold me on making it “Kids” not only does the lyrics sum up his attitude and personality, the beat of the song reminds any one of a drug fuelled high.
Bmore: [/color] Truer words have never been spoken.
Ajax: Next up is Fuego Mistico.
Bmore: [/color] Ahh the crazy Aztec, one half of the contradictory tag team of the “The Mexicans”. One is an Aztec looking to rid all un Aztec things from Mehico, the other a stoic Catholic. But more on Judas later, right now we discuss the crazy Aztec with my remix version of “My People” by the stunning Aussie electro duo, The Presets.
I'm here with all of my people
Screwed up with all of my people
So let me hear you fight if you're with me
Nah Nah, Nah Nah
So let’s head in your room lovely
I’ll follow
All around the world for you
And you’ll find out tonight V.C dub’s a world of extreme
Oh they’ll take all our ceremony
They’ll never
Find a happy hope for you
But know that’s not the only chance you’ll get, yeah you‘ll see
I'm here with all of my people
Messed up with all of my people
So let me hear you fight if you're with me
Nah Nah, Nah Nah
I'm here with all of my people
Destroyed with all of my people
So let me hear you fight if you're with me
Still the celebration haunts
Today I
Heard it on the radio
You’ve gone and found a way to get me out from this place
Soldiers on the water front
They wanna
Ship me far away
I’ll find my way tonight so I can find my way to you
I'm here with all of my people
Alienated with all of my people
So let me hear you fight if you're with me
Nah Nah, Nah Nah
I'm here with all of my people.
Bmore: [/color] Little adjustment, but I think is sill suit him rather well. Plus the modern electronic beats are a contrast to his contradictory life of siding with Christians
Ajax: Perfect place for a segue?
Bmore: [/color] Yes, Judas De Bois… De Dois, well his music should really distinguish his relationship with his teacher Bruce Edward King III. Quite a mouthful I know. Therefore his song will be an old one from the little known band out of Canada / UK, its “Teacher, Teacher” by Dragonette.
I'm so glad to finally reach ya
You know how I wanna treat ya
You're my very favorite teacher, teacher
It's my turn to learn ya something
Won't no one be turnin' us in
No one ever tells on teacher, teacher
If it's against the rules
I won't go back to school
Don't know too much but I know enough
I learned a little bit about the good stuff
Not too much but I know enough
I learned the good stuff
Tell me where to meet ya, teacher
So I can complete ya, teacher
A little one on one will get things done
Daddy said he's going to beat ya
Mama's going to call the preacher
Teacher you an I we're on the run
So it's against the rules
I won't go back to school
Got somethin' I wanna teach ya
Demonstrate my favorite feature
Betcha that you'll like this teacher, teacher
I'm so glad to finally reach ya
You know how I'm gonna treat ya
You're my very favorite teacher, teacher
Don't know too much but I know enough
I learned a little bit about the good stuff
Not too much but I know enough.
Ajax: A gay song by a gay friendly band?
Bmore: [/color] Well just because they are Catholics doesn’t mean that their relationship is anything uncommon to the church. Judas’ mum shouldn’t try to call a preacher, probably end up talking to Bruce Edward King III. Now onto the Pyro. Andrew Carpenter.
Ajax: Who?
Bmore: [/color] Ahh the guy quit after being destroyed at Crimson Dawn, misses one show and then runs back thinking he can have the chance to earn a title shot. But his love of fire truly needs a nice 90’s hit. Girls just wanna, just wanna….. “Disco Inferno” by Cyndi Lauper!
To my surprise, one hundred storeys high
People getting loose now, getting down on the roof
I tell ya', the folks were screaming, there was a', there was a' out of control, yeah...
It was so entertaining when the boogie started to explode
I heard somebody say
(Burn baby burn) Disco Inferno, yeah
(Burn baby burn) Burn that mother down, yeah
(Burn baby burn) Disco Inferno, yeah
(Burn baby burn) Burn that mother down
Satisfaction, it came in a chain reaction
I couldn't get enough, so I had to self-destruct
I tell ya', I tell ya' now, now...
The heat was on, it was a rising to the top
Well now, everybody's going strong, yeah that's when my spark got hot
I heard somebody say
(Burn baby burn) Disco Inferno, yeah
(Burn baby burn) Burn that mother down, yeah
(Burn baby burn) Disco Inferno, yeah
(Burn baby burn) Burn that mother down
Up above my head
I hear music in the air (I hear music in the air)
That makes me know
There's a party somewhere...
Ajax: If there is any song to sum up a pyro, I guess you found it.
Bmore: [/color] Could you just imagine Andrew Carpenter dressed as the harpy of dance, Cyndi Lauper, dancing down singing “Disco Inferno”. Only two left to re-evaluate their entrance music choices.
Ajax: We should end with Mike Forrest, so how about Mike “Mayhem” Mason first.
Bmore: [/color] Mike “PANDANOMIUM!” Mason, new kid, hasn’t had a match yet, so he is easy pickings for the semi-veteran Andrew Carpenter. Also being new he can change his entrance music and there will be no confusion. I don’t know much about this man by simply “Things that make you go MMM”.
Things that make you go MMM,
Things that make you go MMM,
Things that make you go MMM,
Things that make you go MMM, MMM, MMM
Things that make you go MMM.
Ajax: Short, sweet, to the point.
Bmore: [/color] Well the guy will probably have one match, no need to waste air time on the new guy. Let him win some matches and then maybe we can add some of the verses to his repertoire. Last person to receive new entrance music is none other than Mike Forrest.
Ajax: The self made millionaire? As if…
Bmore: [/color] Don’t judge I heard many people saying a DJ couldn’t make it in the wrestling business, I think he will give me the biggest challenge. Smaller size, it won’t be as simple as knocking them down with a kick and finishing it with a lionsault. So…. Out of respect for my opponent!!! I BRING YOU LIZA MINELLI!!! “MONEY”!
Money makes the world go around
The world go around
The world go around
Money makes the world go around
It makes the world go 'round.
A mark, a yen, a buck, or a pound
A buck or a pound
A buck or a pound
Is all that makes the world go around,
That clinking clanking sound
Can make the world go 'round.
Money money money money money money
Money money money money money money
If you happen
To be rich,
.......Ooooh
And you feel like a
Night's enetertainment,
...Money
You can pay for a
Gay escapade.
Money money
Money money
If you happen to
To be rich,
.......Ooooh
And alone, and you
Need a companion
...Money
You can ring-ting-
A-ling for the maid.
If you happen
To be rich
.....Ooooh
And you find you are
Left by your lover,
...Money
Though you moan
And you groan
Quite a lot,
Money money
Money money
You can take it
On the chin,
.....Ooooh
Call a cab,
And begin
...Money
To recover
On your fourteen-
Carat yacht.
Money makes the world go around,
The world go around,
The world go around,
Money makes the world go around,
Of that we can be sure.
(....) on being poor.
Money money money-
money money money
[DANCE BREAK]
Money money
Money money...
Is all that makes
The world go 'round
Money money
Money money
It makes the world go round!
Ajax: That’s our show viewers, Bmore always a pleasure to have you on. Good luck at Deliverance.
Bmore: [/color] Ajax, thanks for having me. Deliverance is live this weekend in from the Edward Jones Dome in Charlotte, North Carolina. Tune in guys and gals. End Cheap Plug!