Post by Ro on Jul 11, 2008 11:07:41 GMT -5
VCW 1.4 WEEKLY AWARDS![/B][/SIZE]
Welcome one and all to the hottest post-show segment in town - this is the Weekly Awards! This is where the best of the best in trash-talking, promo writing and overall awesomeness are crowned! So without further ado, let's get on with the show!
VCW Trash Talker of the Week
In order;
No; in days gone passed; you would have been stoned to death for looking at another Man's property. This is no different. The old ways are always best. You are hence forth advised to remove your eyes from Our Green Fairy.
We are infinate; We are everywhere. We have no true number; We are simply many.
And the Laws of Nature have always held strong over the Laws of Man.
And the Laws We would enforce reign over both. We predate you, in short. We predate this Earth. We predate this string in the cosmic web that is the Multiverse. We predate your trivial concepts of Good and Evil, God and Satan;
Let Us give a slight inkling into the truth.
God; as it is accepted to believe in this plane of existance, is made up of Seven other Concepts; creatures of Our Ilk, which have been called the Seven Virtues by Man.
This belief has empowered a creature known as God to thrive in the Immaterium; and when a meeting of the Concepts is called, the Christian God appears in this split down, true form. We don't recall who the voice of 'God' is in this current age, as the concepts that God consists of has changed over the aeons. In a similar fashion, Satan consists of the Seven Vices, or Deadly Sins. With Pride being the Head of that particular collective, as He always has been.
We'd advise you to ask Exodus, or whatever name the Petty Angel chooses to be called, but of course, that particular being has strayed much deeper into the Spiders Web than the Heavenly Planes, where Valour, Generosity, Liberality, Diligence, Patience, Kindness, and Humility exist in one frame.
Or whoever was involved in that tangled mess of Conceptual Politics at the time...
Comprehend that, if you would, or dismiss it as fiction. That doesn't effect Us either way. Which leads Us to your final point...
We will thrive here; simply because a second slot of airtime results in a second group of people to view Our actions; actions which most of the time envoke FEAR in people; or influence them to emulate what they see, in turn spreading more FEAR.
The council of Concepts do not like it at all, but Our method of spreading Our plague is much more effective than they would like to think; this is making Us far more powerful than even they can dare to dream.
And though Our amazing power is limited by this Meat Prison We wear, We are still more than capable of completely disecting your Mortal Frame and removing your existance from the Multiple, Alternative Worlds that lie so close to this one.
Every Chris Austin will be destroyed. You. The Cowboy Era Chris Austin from that particular thread of the Multiverse, the Female Christina Austin from another world...
And the worst thing about it is thus; Chris.
We could strike at any time; in any time.
This We promise to you.
We will remove you from all existance, in all forms.
All in due time.[/b]
The Lich King himself employs a full-on verbal beatdown to put down VCW's self-proclaimed "Rapist," Chris Austin himself. Not only do They make threats against Chris Austin, They also make threats against every other Chris Austin that is, has been, and will possibly be! Talk about covering all the bases for complete verbal annihilation!
So, I walked in on Eric Ares getting his dick sucked by some hooker the other day. And sitting here now, I've realized that that hooker looks very familiar. It took me some time to figure out exactly who it was, but after listening to the way Chris Austin talks about Eric Ares it just hit me. There was no hooker, it wasn't even a girl, it was Chris Austin!!! Chris sucks Eric's dick so Eric is nice to him, and in return Chris lets Eric snort blow off of his ass!!! It all makes perfect sense.
Now Chris, YOU are the one who needs to understand who the fuck you're talking to. You say you're a future star in VCW, well guess what, you may be the future but I am right now. You also try to intimidate me and brag about yourself by calling yourself "the most viciously sudden man in VCW." What the fuck does that even mean?! Before you try and talk shit to me, you need to sit down with a 6th grade English text book and learn the fucking language you stupid waste of life.
I just did murder you, go cry. Seriously, you fucking suck. [/b]
The name "Magnum" is not usually associated with cruel verbal attacks. However, with this bit of trash talking, Magnum just demonstrated pure intensity to, once again, attack Chris Austin and defend his integrity. If Magnum keeps going off like this, he'll have no trouble finding himself among the top three Trash Talkers of the week... maybe he'll even win!
Honor?
Man of few words?
These are not champion type traits. If your going to protect people from "evil doers" become a card carrying member of the "I wear tights like a girly man" superhero club. Being a champion doesn't protect anyone Feyd, it makes you the best and benefits no one by yourself. Don't bullshit and say you're doin' it for the people, you aren't the Rock, your just doing it for the same selfish reasons the rest of us are.
Magnum, man of a few words is it? A champion should never be at a loss for what to say. They are the best, no one wants the best to sit quietly in the corner like the retarded kid in grade school. No they want a leader, something you are obviously not.
Hookton, you haven't spoken yet, so I will only say this. You are poor, poor people should not pretend they matter.
You're hype is as sad as your chances people, now go back to reading your "Generic Good Guys For Dummies" and circle jerking about how much respect you all have for one another. I'm gonna go have my championship celebration, might as well have it early. [/b]
In what should be no surprise at all, Eric Ares is once again back as one of the top three contenders for the prestigious award. In this sound byte, he practically lays down the law against his Crimson Dawn opponents, and goes so far as to guarantee victory and the VCW World Heavyweight Championship. Of course, the question remains: will he be able to walk out of what is guaranteed to be a chaotic match the winner, and the champion?
And your winner...
Eric Ares maintains a hot streak as FOUR-TIME VCW TRASH-TALKER of the week! With many decisive verbal assaults against what could be the entire VCW roster, it comes as no surprise that after taking the effort to preach and ensure that he is on a level above most, he wins this prestigious award once again. This should only serve to incite people to start bringing out their best, if anyone wants to dethrone Ares.
VCW Promo Writer of the Week
1.4's Promo Writer of the Week is a man who has gone to great lengths to make himself known to every VCW wrestler and VCW fan; none other than VCW's self-proclaimed "Rapist," "The Radical" Chris Austin. He has crossed the line and pushed the envelope to make people care about him, and so far it has not failed. If he continues to do this, he may find himself in a top spot in VCW soon enough.
Let us move to our final award:
No other man has strode into VCW with full control than the Lich King himself, Mortus. Completely and remorselessly taking out Their own brother John after the latter lost to Craig Christ in the main event, and managing to insert himself into the Minutes to Midnight Match at Crimson Dawn for the VCW Sanguine Championship, Mortus arrived at Vendetta Championship Wrestling with more opportunities than what should be given to newcomers and outsiders - but only by taking them with force, and no less.
And that's all, folks!
Welcome one and all to the hottest post-show segment in town - this is the Weekly Awards! This is where the best of the best in trash-talking, promo writing and overall awesomeness are crowned! So without further ado, let's get on with the show!
VCW Trash Talker of the Week
In order;
No; in days gone passed; you would have been stoned to death for looking at another Man's property. This is no different. The old ways are always best. You are hence forth advised to remove your eyes from Our Green Fairy.
We are infinate; We are everywhere. We have no true number; We are simply many.
And the Laws of Nature have always held strong over the Laws of Man.
And the Laws We would enforce reign over both. We predate you, in short. We predate this Earth. We predate this string in the cosmic web that is the Multiverse. We predate your trivial concepts of Good and Evil, God and Satan;
Let Us give a slight inkling into the truth.
God; as it is accepted to believe in this plane of existance, is made up of Seven other Concepts; creatures of Our Ilk, which have been called the Seven Virtues by Man.
This belief has empowered a creature known as God to thrive in the Immaterium; and when a meeting of the Concepts is called, the Christian God appears in this split down, true form. We don't recall who the voice of 'God' is in this current age, as the concepts that God consists of has changed over the aeons. In a similar fashion, Satan consists of the Seven Vices, or Deadly Sins. With Pride being the Head of that particular collective, as He always has been.
We'd advise you to ask Exodus, or whatever name the Petty Angel chooses to be called, but of course, that particular being has strayed much deeper into the Spiders Web than the Heavenly Planes, where Valour, Generosity, Liberality, Diligence, Patience, Kindness, and Humility exist in one frame.
Or whoever was involved in that tangled mess of Conceptual Politics at the time...
Comprehend that, if you would, or dismiss it as fiction. That doesn't effect Us either way. Which leads Us to your final point...
We will thrive here; simply because a second slot of airtime results in a second group of people to view Our actions; actions which most of the time envoke FEAR in people; or influence them to emulate what they see, in turn spreading more FEAR.
The council of Concepts do not like it at all, but Our method of spreading Our plague is much more effective than they would like to think; this is making Us far more powerful than even they can dare to dream.
And though Our amazing power is limited by this Meat Prison We wear, We are still more than capable of completely disecting your Mortal Frame and removing your existance from the Multiple, Alternative Worlds that lie so close to this one.
Every Chris Austin will be destroyed. You. The Cowboy Era Chris Austin from that particular thread of the Multiverse, the Female Christina Austin from another world...
And the worst thing about it is thus; Chris.
We could strike at any time; in any time.
This We promise to you.
We will remove you from all existance, in all forms.
All in due time.[/b]
The Lich King himself employs a full-on verbal beatdown to put down VCW's self-proclaimed "Rapist," Chris Austin himself. Not only do They make threats against Chris Austin, They also make threats against every other Chris Austin that is, has been, and will possibly be! Talk about covering all the bases for complete verbal annihilation!
So, I walked in on Eric Ares getting his dick sucked by some hooker the other day. And sitting here now, I've realized that that hooker looks very familiar. It took me some time to figure out exactly who it was, but after listening to the way Chris Austin talks about Eric Ares it just hit me. There was no hooker, it wasn't even a girl, it was Chris Austin!!! Chris sucks Eric's dick so Eric is nice to him, and in return Chris lets Eric snort blow off of his ass!!! It all makes perfect sense.
Now Chris, YOU are the one who needs to understand who the fuck you're talking to. You say you're a future star in VCW, well guess what, you may be the future but I am right now. You also try to intimidate me and brag about yourself by calling yourself "the most viciously sudden man in VCW." What the fuck does that even mean?! Before you try and talk shit to me, you need to sit down with a 6th grade English text book and learn the fucking language you stupid waste of life.
I just did murder you, go cry. Seriously, you fucking suck. [/b]
The name "Magnum" is not usually associated with cruel verbal attacks. However, with this bit of trash talking, Magnum just demonstrated pure intensity to, once again, attack Chris Austin and defend his integrity. If Magnum keeps going off like this, he'll have no trouble finding himself among the top three Trash Talkers of the week... maybe he'll even win!
Honor?
Man of few words?
These are not champion type traits. If your going to protect people from "evil doers" become a card carrying member of the "I wear tights like a girly man" superhero club. Being a champion doesn't protect anyone Feyd, it makes you the best and benefits no one by yourself. Don't bullshit and say you're doin' it for the people, you aren't the Rock, your just doing it for the same selfish reasons the rest of us are.
Magnum, man of a few words is it? A champion should never be at a loss for what to say. They are the best, no one wants the best to sit quietly in the corner like the retarded kid in grade school. No they want a leader, something you are obviously not.
Hookton, you haven't spoken yet, so I will only say this. You are poor, poor people should not pretend they matter.
You're hype is as sad as your chances people, now go back to reading your "Generic Good Guys For Dummies" and circle jerking about how much respect you all have for one another. I'm gonna go have my championship celebration, might as well have it early. [/b]
In what should be no surprise at all, Eric Ares is once again back as one of the top three contenders for the prestigious award. In this sound byte, he practically lays down the law against his Crimson Dawn opponents, and goes so far as to guarantee victory and the VCW World Heavyweight Championship. Of course, the question remains: will he be able to walk out of what is guaranteed to be a chaotic match the winner, and the champion?
And your winner...
Eric Ares maintains a hot streak as FOUR-TIME VCW TRASH-TALKER of the week! With many decisive verbal assaults against what could be the entire VCW roster, it comes as no surprise that after taking the effort to preach and ensure that he is on a level above most, he wins this prestigious award once again. This should only serve to incite people to start bringing out their best, if anyone wants to dethrone Ares.
VCW Promo Writer of the Week
1.4's Promo Writer of the Week is a man who has gone to great lengths to make himself known to every VCW wrestler and VCW fan; none other than VCW's self-proclaimed "Rapist," "The Radical" Chris Austin. He has crossed the line and pushed the envelope to make people care about him, and so far it has not failed. If he continues to do this, he may find himself in a top spot in VCW soon enough.
Let us move to our final award:
VCW Superstar of the Week
No other man has strode into VCW with full control than the Lich King himself, Mortus. Completely and remorselessly taking out Their own brother John after the latter lost to Craig Christ in the main event, and managing to insert himself into the Minutes to Midnight Match at Crimson Dawn for the VCW Sanguine Championship, Mortus arrived at Vendetta Championship Wrestling with more opportunities than what should be given to newcomers and outsiders - but only by taking them with force, and no less.
And that's all, folks!