Cain Ravid
Lower Midcarder
"Not so; if anyone kills Cain, he will suffer vengeance seven times over."
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Post by Cain Ravid on Feb 13, 2008 19:22:35 GMT -5
Vendetta Championship Wrestling 1.1 Live from the Staples Center, LA
Tonight’s card:
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Fatal Fiveway: iSav vs Captain Courage vs Adam Wylde vs Kennith Noisewater vs Deacon King
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Chris Austen vs Exodus
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Eric Ares vs Colt Conrad
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Gregory Best vs Rivers Atwood
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Halford vs Benedict Phoenix
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Sick Fixx vs Sir Freyd Brisbane
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Eric Ahreman vs Anon Emus
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Fytor vs Cain Ravid
Main Event: Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Tag Team Match: 13 and Ribz vs Sam & Max & Johnathan Dunn
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13
Developmental Talent
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Post by 13 on Feb 13, 2008 20:14:43 GMT -5
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Fatal Fiveway: iSav vs Captain Courage vs Adam Wylde vs Kennith Noisewater vs Deacon King
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Chris Austen vs Exodus
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Eric Ares vs Colt Conrad
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Gregory Best vs Rivers Atwood
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Halford vs Benedict Phoenix
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Sick Fixx vs Sir Freyd Brisbane
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Eric Ahreman vs Anon Emus
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Fytor vs Cain Ravid
Main Event: Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Tag Team Match: 13 and Ribz vs Sam & Max & Johnathan Dunn
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Adam Wylde
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You know that guy that can pick up any girl in the bar? Well, I'm him. On speed.
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Post by Adam Wylde on Feb 13, 2008 20:47:49 GMT -5
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Fatal Fiveway: iSav vs Captain Courage vs Adam Wylde vs Kennith Noisewater vs Deacon King * Top 2 advance * Soul survivor gets to choose opponent for Round 2
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match:[/color] Chris Austen vs Exodus
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: [/color] Eric Ares vs Colt Conrad
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: [/color] Gregory Best vs Rivers Atwood
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: [/color] Halford vs Benedict Phoenix
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: [/color] Sick Fixx vs Sir Freyd Brisbane
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: [/color] Eric Ahreman vs Anon Emus
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: [/color] Fytor vs Cain Ravid
Main Event: Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Tag Team Match: [/color] 13 and Ribz vs Sam & Max & Johnathan Dunn
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Post by Mike Forrest on Feb 14, 2008 8:20:16 GMT -5
Vendetta Championship Wrestling 1.1 Live from the Staples Center, LA
Tonight’s card:
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Fatal Fiveway: iSav vs Captain Courage vs Adam Wylde vs Kennith Noisewater vs Deacon King
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Chris Austen vs Exodus
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Eric Ares vs Colt Conrad
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Gregory Best vs Rivers Atwood
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Halford vs Benedict Phoenix
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Sick Fixx vs Sir Freyd Brisbane
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Eric Ahreman vs Anon Emus
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Fytor vs Cain Ravid
Main Event: Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Tag Team Match: 13 and Ribz vs Sam & Max & Johnathan Dunn
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cc
Developmental Talent
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Post by cc on Feb 14, 2008 9:02:06 GMT -5
Vendetta Championship Wrestling 1.1 Live from the Staples Center, LA
Tonight’s card: Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Fatal Fiveway: iSav vs Captain Courage vs [/color] Adam Wylde vs Kennith Noisewater vs Deacon King * Top 2 advance * Soul survivor gets to choose opponent for Round 2Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match:[/color] Chris Austen vs Exodus Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: [/color] Eric Ares vs Colt Conrad Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: [/color] Gregory Best vs Rivers Atwood Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: [/color] Halford vs Benedict Phoenix Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: [/color] Sick Fixx vs Sir Freyd Brisbane Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: [/color] Eric Ahreman vs Anon Emus Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: [/color] Fytor vs Cain Ravid Main Event: Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Tag Team Match: [/color] 13 and Ribz vs Sam & Max & Johnathan Dunn[/center]
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ribz
Developmental Talent
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Post by ribz on Feb 14, 2008 16:37:59 GMT -5
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Fatal Fiveway: iSav vs Captain Courage vs Adam Wylde vs Kennith Noisewater vs Deacon King * Top 2 advance * Soul survivor gets to choose opponent for Round 2
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Chris Austen vs Exodus
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Eric Ares vs Colt Conrad
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Gregory Best vs Rivers Atwood
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Halford vs Benedict Phoenix
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Sick Fixx vs Sir Freyd Brisbane
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Eric Ahreman vs Anon Emus
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Fytor vs Cain Ravid
Main Event: Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Tag Team Match: 13 and Ribz vs Sam & Max & Johnathan Dunn
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Exodus
Lower Midcarder
A mystery wrapped within an enigma
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Post by Exodus on Feb 14, 2008 17:36:25 GMT -5
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Fatal Fiveway: Kennith Noisewater
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Exodus
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Eric Ares
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Gregory Best
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Benedict Phoenix
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Sick Fixx
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Anon Emus
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Fytor
Main Event: Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Tag Team Match: 13 and Ribz
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Post by Ro on Feb 14, 2008 19:02:34 GMT -5
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Fatal Fiveway: iSav vs Captain Courage vs Adam Wylde vs Kennith Noisewater vs Deacon King * Top 2 advance * Soul survivor gets to choose opponent for Round 2
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Chris Austen vs Exodus
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Eric Ares vs Colt Conrad
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Gregory Best vs Rivers Atwood
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Halford vs Benedict Phoenix
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Sick Fixx vs Sir Freyd Brisbane (real tough call.)
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Eric Ahreman vs Anon Emus
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Fytor vs Cain Ravid
Main Event: Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Tag Team Match: 13 and Ribz vs Sam & Max & Johnathan Dunn
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Feb 14, 2008 19:45:03 GMT -5
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Fatal Fiveway: iSav vs Captain Courage vs Adam Wylde vs Kennith Noisewater vs Deacon King * Top 2 advance * Soul survivor gets to choose opponent for Round 2
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Chris Austen vs Exodus
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Eric Ares vs Colt Conrad
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Gregory Best vs Rivers Atwood
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Halford vs Benedict Phoenix
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Sick Fixx vs Sir Freyd Brisbane
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Eric Ahreman vs Anon Emus
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Fytor vs Cain Ravid
Main Event: Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Tag Team Match: 13 and Ribz vs Sam & Max & Johnathan Dunn
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Post by Sam & Max on Feb 14, 2008 20:06:35 GMT -5
Syzygy - Chapter 1 On bigamy, sleeping around, and other kinds of relationship. [/color][/u] Well, I guess I should introduce myself. Maximillian Volcano, at your service. Especially yours, cutie. I'm an Ontario guy, born and bred, though my Dad's Filipino and Mom's family are Corean. I don't look Asian at all though, my bro got all of that.
I wanted to be a wrestler all my life. While Sam was busy with his puzzles and reading novels, I was having too much fun marking out out when Savage or Taker went to town on some fools. And when I saw HBK lift the title for the first time, I just looked up and I said "I wanna do that".
Of course, given my... situation, it wasn't exactly my decision to make. But I built my body up, and learned what I could. Matter of fact, I was all ready to take the plunge before Sam took one of his own first and asked his girl to marry him. Well, technically she asked him. Loosey's got him wrapped around her little finger.
So a couple of years pass. Wedded bliss, blah blah blah. As you can imagine, by this point I was quite frankly bored out of my tiny mind. Finally, I told him. Laid it all out in the open, told him what my dream was and how serious I was about it. To his credit, and Loosey's dismay, he folded and let me try out for VCW.
What's that? You're wondering why I had to get my brother's permission to do this? Heh, I guess some of you haven't seen us walking around backstage yet.
Basically, me and Sam are Siamese twins.
Yeah, that's right. Two brothers, one body. Believe me, I've heard all the jokes already. Neither of us is the evil twin, but he got the brains and I got the looks. Well, obviously. Anyway, I think Sam wants to introduce himself now. Back in a tick.[/color][/i] Hi there, I'm Sam. Hold on one second, I'm just going to read over what he said... hmm... yes, I thought as much. My wife's name is Lucy, not Loosey. Those two don't exactly get along very well, which is remarkably inconvenient when he's attached to me at the neck.
Er... most of the rest of it is right. I have to tell you though, I'm really not looking forward to wrestling. I'm not good with pain. Or the sight of blood. Or loud noises. But then again, this is Max's dream, and who am I to deny him?
It's all come on quite quickly, really. As luck would have it, I found a federation that was just starting up, called Vendetta Championship Wrestling, and within no less than a month we'd had our first match arranged.
I'm getting ahead of myself though. What really matters is that we showed up here on day one without the slightest clue of who anyone was or what we were doing. Sam was really blasé about the whole thing, but I was going to let us walk into our first match unprepared.
After much cajoling, we agreed to go and see a veteran of the business, to get their advice. Max was really excited once I'd got him hooked on the idea, he'd get to meet one of his idols, and this time it would be as a fellow wrestler rather than a fan.
Eventually he decided who we should go to, and off we drove to see Matt Dunn. It was... quite an interesting day...[{(O)}] I woke up around eight o' clock, well-rested and eager to get today's trip done. I roll out of bed and pick up my spectacles, giving them a quick rub before putting them on to allow myself to see things smaller than a hippopotamus.
I look down at the bed, at my darling wife warmly snuggled up in the covers. Bless her. Max is still asleep too, his head lightly drooping on our shoulders. I'm quite grateful for that; if he's awake when we get dressed we normally end up wearing something really garish or rude. Clothed and ready to leave, I put my hand and the doorknob and turn it.Lucy: Oh Samuel... It was the cry of a siren, and I was as powerless to resist as the sailors who dashed their ships on the rocks, quite distratced by the alluring sound. I turn around, and see Lucy leaning seductively against the wall, her night gown doing little to nothing to hide her modesty. Argh! I'm just staring; say something!Sam: I... er... well, good morning, Lucy... Is that the best you can do? Thankfully, conversation seems to be the last thing on her mind. She sheds the robe as she walks back to our bed, letting it slide off her shoulders and to the floor, exposing her delicate beauty.Lucy: You seem to be... up... early today, Samuel. I'm sure this can wait another half hour? Sam: Yes! Yes. A familiar throbbing in my nether regions informs me that I am indeed 'up' already. With the speed and grace of a hungry gorilla, I bound over to the bed and pounce on her.Lucy: Heeheehee! I kiss her all over, running my hand down her side and squeezing her soft, pale thigh. She shudders, and reciprocates by grabbing my bum and slapping it. We feast on each's other's bodies for a while longer. I'm desperate to start making love to her, but I know she'll tell me when she's ready.
At last, it's time. Lucy smiles bashfully and wraps her legs around my sides. I press forward keenly, but the penetration is greeted by an unearthly scream.Lucy: Eeeeyyyyaaaargggh! I withdraw quickly, looking down at my love in confusion. Had I accidentally gone up her bum again? That had happened once before, and I wasn't allowed near her for a week afterwards.Lucy: He winked at me! Oh. God damnit, Max!Max: Hey, just trying to get in the mood here! Lucy: You sick pervert! How many times have I told you to leave Sam and I alone when we're being intimate?! Max: Nah, you said to be quiet. I think you'll find that winking isn't covered. Lucy hides back under the covers, and in my frustration I start strangling Max with our left arm. He responds by pulling my hair with our right arm. Realising we're getting nowhere, I stand up and get dressed again.Sam: Just once! You couldn't just let us make love once, could you? Max: Oh, and like you didn't stop me from getting my bonk on with that cute brunette yesterday? Sam: She was one of my student, for Pete's sake! This is pointless. I decide that it's probably best to just leave now, and hopefully Lucy will be in a better mood when we return later tonight.Max: See you later, Loosey! Lucy: Fuck you! Max: You already did! I hurry out, keen to avoid any further altercation. With the cruel Ontario weather chiiling me, I quickly climb into the car and start the engine. Unfortunately, being on the right hand side Max is nearer the radio, and he puts some hideous J-pop music on, presumably in an attempt to annoy me further.
We sit in stony silence for the first dozen miles of our journey, aside from my brother's interminable whistling along to some ghastly screeching tune. It's called Okkusenman , Sam, and it's sheer class.
As we drive, I can't help but feel excited. We're only going to be meeting Matt freaking Dunn, after all! He's one of the more recent guys I've looked up to. I mean, the guy kicks ass and looks damn good doing it. What's not to like about a dude who can get away with a white suit and top hat?
I haven't told Sam, of course, but that's the reason we're going to see Matt specifically. Sure, he's the breakout prodigy who earned a championship is his fucking debut, but he's a cute piece of ass to boot. And there's a pack of condoms in my wallet with his name on them.
God damn this tune is sweet though.[/color][/i] Max: Misugo shite ta keshiki wa. Okkusenman! Okkusenman! Sam: Will you shut up?! Sheesh. Tetchy.[{(O)}] About an hour later, we pull up at Illinois' United Center, the current location of FMW Anxiety. I lock the car up carefully, drawing curious glances from the few wrestlers already outside the building, and we head inside to make our rendezvous.Max: Is this the place? Having followed the directions Mr. Dunn gave us over the phone, we come to a... well, I can't really call it a dressing room. I push the door slightly open, and a plume of smoke blossoms outwards into the corridor.Sam: I... think so... Stepping inside, the light seems to fade. Dark green and gray shades are all I can seem to make out, and brief flickers of movement in the dark.: Greetings. Max: What the fuck?! The hideous, scarred face seems to lunge towards us out of the darkness. I'm rooted to the spot, though every instinct screams at me to run away, to flee from this hideous visage.Max: Sweet zombie Jesus! : I don't have time for this shit. Another voice, grittier than the first. Then suddenly the lights are flicked on, and I can make out the contents of the room. The man in front of us seems no less horrifying in the light, though. The rest of his body is shrouded by a gray cloak.The guy standing by the light switch, on the other hand, looks cool as hell. Woah. Army fatigues, gun by his side, sunglasses indoors and a look that just says 'fuck you'. He turns to look at me.: Fuck you. : Now now, John. This man... men? Anyway, they're here for a reason. Max: So you're... Matt Dunn? Mortus: We were, yes. But now, we are the Mortus. So much more. So much greater than before! John: Ah, can the crap Matt. These ain't your pig-wank-pussy-boy FMW opponents, you don't need to pull the Freddie Krueger shit with them. Is it me, or did Matt just hide a smile. And anyway...Max: So what the hell happened to your face, man? Sam: Max! Somehow, he's got an A3 poster of Matt Dunn with him, and he's holding it up to the genuine article to compare the two. I despair sometimes, I really do.Mortus: Do you like our transformation? Max: Not really. You looked cuter in the pic, to be honest. John: I've had enough of this faggotry. Captain John Awesome grunts and walks to the door, but Matt asks him to wait.Mortus: But we haven't made the introductions yet. Mr. Volcano, Mr. Coodworth, meet our brother Johnathan Dunn. John: It's a goddamn giraffe-raping pleasure. Can you get to the point already. Mortus: Gentleman, the two... no, three of you are all about to begin careers in VCW, a fledgeling wrestling promotion. And out of the goodness of our heart, we've seen fit to help both our brother and one of our fans. John: The point. Faster. Mortus: John, you don't know anyone there. Sam, Max, you're in the same boat as he is. We are proposing that you... watch each other's backs until you're more firmly established. John: An alliance. Right. With the pussy and the pretty boy here. Mortus: Appearances can be deceptive, John. You should know that. Suffice it to say that, again, out of brotherly concern, we have arranged with the ownership of VCW to put the two of you in a tag match together. Sam seems to tense up a little at my side on hearing the news.Mortus: We know how things work, you see. Win your match, put on a strong showing together and the punks which will no doubt be attracted to the company will see you as a force to be reckoned with and take their bullying elsewhere. Sam: A team, Mr. Dunn? I have to say, I'm a little uneasy about that. Don't these things normally end with one partner turning on the other? Mortus: Betrayal? In tag team team wrestling? It's less likely than you'd think. Under his breath, the military man snickers to himself. Probably some sibling in-joke.Mortus: Regard me as your benefactor, boys. We're here to ease your entry into our world. Oh yes, and we'll be sending someone very close to our heart to watch over you all. Sarah? On cue, a thin, gothic young lady steps into the room, brushing past both John and I.Sam: Hubba hubba!. I think I'm in love! Oh, great. Just great.Mortus: Trust us, gentlemen. Sarah will take care of everything for you. John: Are we done here? I hate to break up the tea party, but some of us recognise that a hell of a lot of training is in order to overcome a certiain human handicap! Sam: Mr. Dunn, there's no need to... John: Can it, nerd! Goodness me, he really does have quite a bark to him. I make a mental note to say as little as possible around this rude and angry man.Max: So, have you ever killed a guy? And Max of course makes a note to do exactly the opposite. Oh boy. John looks us both over with a critical eye and stomps out of the locker room.Mortus: He'll be much more friendly when you get to know him. Now go on and play! With a cackle, the man who apparently calls himself (himselves?) the Mortus ushers us out.Sam: Well, that wasn't foreboding in the slightest. Max: Yes it was. Sam: Shut up, Max. Max: Did you see that hottie with him though? Dude, I'm totally going to get my bonk on with her. Sam: And the fact that she seems to be with a man who nearly made you crap our pants at the mere sight of him... Max: Doesn't matter whatsoever. Anyway, I kind of relieved that we get to team with Captain Awesome. He sure looks like he knows what he's... *click* We walk around the corner, and straight into the imposing figure of John Dunn. In his hand is a sleek pistol, pointed unwaveringly at the center of Max's forehead. John looks at my head, and seems to reconsider.John: Goddamn freaks. He shakes his head, and reaches into his belt before pulling out a second firearm and pointing it at my head.John: Let me make one thing crystally fucking clear. I am not doing this because I want to. If not for my war wound, I would still be in the army, fighting real wars that fucking matter! His voice raises to an angry shout, making the guns look even more real and threatening.John: But here I am. And let me tell you, you sphincter-licking shitcocks, I do not like to lose. So if you let me down out there, if you desert me, I will rip off both your goddamn heads and piss down your necks! Now, are we clear? I nod eagerly, anxious to get this shouting madman and his guns away from me as quickly as possible.John: Nancy boy? You understand me? Max: Yeah, I got it. John slowly lowers the firearms, holstering both casually in his belt. Incredibly, Max is smiling.Max: Woah, that was intense. Hey John, do you know where I could get a gun? This wrestling thing is going to be tough.Max: Also, do you know if your brother's interested in swinging at all? Very, very tough.
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Post by Sam & Max on Feb 14, 2008 23:39:18 GMT -5
Vendetta Championship Wrestling 1.1 Live from the Staples Center, LA
Tonight’s card:
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Fatal Fiveway: iSav vs Captain Courage vs Adam Wylde vs Kenneth Noisewater vs Deacon King * Top 2 advance * Sole survivor gets to choose opponent for Round 2
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Chris Austin vs Exodus
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Eric Ares vs Colt Conrad
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Gregory Best vs Rivers Atwood
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Halford vs Benedict Phoenix
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Sick Fixx vs Sir Freyd Brisbane
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Eric Ahreman vs Anon Emus
Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match: Fytor vs Cain Ravid
Main Event: Seraphim Falls Tournament Qualifying Match - Tag Team Match: 13 and Ribz vs Sam & Max & Johnathan Dunn
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Post by Craig Christ on Feb 15, 2008 5:49:31 GMT -5
Locked!
Thanks all for participating. My votes will be added in private.
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