RaTo
Developmental Talent
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Post by RaTo on Mar 14, 2008 13:50:37 GMT -5
Yey promo up! Not my Best work, but its the Best I could do with the time I had. So, I'm off to my vacations! See you in a week mo'fos!
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Bright
Developmental Talent
Watching. Waiting. Ever So Patient
Posts: 39
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Post by Bright on Mar 15, 2008 9:44:19 GMT -5
To Everyone except RaTo
YOUR FACE!!!! Burn...
Carry on
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Eric Scorpio
Developmental Talent
Protection; the Madcore Way...
Posts: 15
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Post by Eric Scorpio on Mar 15, 2008 10:55:58 GMT -5
Bite me...
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
Lower Midcarder
If Heaven Rides Against Us, Then Gods Be Damned
Posts: 117
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Mar 15, 2008 12:08:01 GMT -5
You cut me deep...that hurts man...hurts.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Mar 16, 2008 11:14:13 GMT -5
My promo is almost done. I know you are all just burning with anticipation!
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
Lower Midcarder
If Heaven Rides Against Us, Then Gods Be Damned
Posts: 117
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Mar 16, 2008 11:46:04 GMT -5
we are, we are. and anticipation for everyone else to post their promo's haha.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Mar 16, 2008 11:48:15 GMT -5
But mine speciically, right?
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
Lower Midcarder
If Heaven Rides Against Us, Then Gods Be Damned
Posts: 117
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Mar 16, 2008 13:11:13 GMT -5
after last round...yes.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Mar 16, 2008 13:12:46 GMT -5
Thanks for that. That makes me feel so 1337!
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 16, 2008 13:13:42 GMT -5
Are you all ready to laugh.
Are you all ready to cry.
Are you all ready to see soccer hooliganism at it's best!
Eric Ares promo, coming soon.....
....Yeah, that's right, I am advertising now. Anyone want to be my front man?
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Mar 16, 2008 13:21:32 GMT -5
Fine then! My advertisement:
Adventure! Feyd is 1337
Excitement! Ares' advertisment sucks almost as much cock as he does
Dice-rolling epicness!
Be ready for the return of Feyd Brisbane! If Ares got laid half as much as he wants us to think, he wouldn't talk about it a quarter as much as he does Watch as he refuses to do anything that could shatter his delusion, including: The ladies love Feyd Driving cars, acknowledging the existence firearms, and brushing his teeth! Or using condoms
Tune in and see Feyd demand that his manager refer to him as master, see The Knight of Geneva give some lip to the management! Because like I said, Feyd's so 1337
Only on FeydTV. Because it's better than Ares
(What now Ares!)
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 16, 2008 13:23:29 GMT -5
They say imitation is the greatest form of flattery, but I say it shows a lack of imagination.
There can only be on FIRST E-fed promo advertiser, and that's Eric Ares.
Everything else, is just second loser.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Mar 16, 2008 13:25:33 GMT -5
But when someone else does it better, it's not imitation, it's innovation.
You can go cry yourself to sleep now, or huddle in a corner in the fetal position, or whatever else you might do when you're upset.
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 16, 2008 13:29:31 GMT -5
No innovation is when you come up with something new and exciting. What you did is trying to ride in my coat tails.
"Hey Eric Ares did something cool, if I do it too and maybe even make it a little bit better I'll look almost as cool as him!"
But you can't be, because there is only ever going to be, one me. Now go play with your dice while you look at elf porn because your too much of a shut in to go out and find the mythical creature know as "Pussy". Some day you'll realize that it doesn't matter what your charisma roll is, and the girls don't give a damn how big your sword is, because your just another face in the crowd of people that aren't me.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Mar 16, 2008 13:40:43 GMT -5
Sir, the definition of innovation is the improvement upon something else. The creation of something new is invention. Now that we have determined that your grasp of language is terrible, we can move on. As it stands now, I ousted your feeble attempt at advertisement with my own, having laced it with subliminal messages. Go ahead and look. Even though you can't beat me, dont worry. the extent of your ego is just greater than that of your skills. It happens to the best of us. Except for me.
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 16, 2008 13:56:04 GMT -5
Oh look, Black text is gay Did you see what he did there? Not as gay as you though He went back and ADDED to his work after the fact. Seriously, this is supposed to be better than manning up? Finally get the fact that like you, it just wasn't good enough the way it was? Oh looks I insult you and you can't see it har har har! It's okay, I'm sure the witty black text and insults against me will get you the recognition you seem to so desperately require. If ripping me off and claiming it as your own is what you need to do to get by, feel free. Insert Dice joke here Unlike you, I couldn't care less, because I still know that I came up with it first. Your mom, yep, that's the amount of effort I think your worth, your mom.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Mar 16, 2008 13:58:10 GMT -5
If you want me to be honest, I just like hearing the shit that you spew from that sphincter beneath your nose. At the very leats it's entertaining, and it gives me somehtign to do as I wonder if you actually believe all the crap your say. So, I shall continue to egg you on so that I might hear more of your banter.
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 16, 2008 13:59:13 GMT -5
HA!
I made him lower himself to my level, my work here is done.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Mar 16, 2008 14:02:06 GMT -5
If you had to lower me to your level, doens't that mean that I was better than you to begin with?
But now I'm not! Damn you and your sneaky ways. Now we are but equals. I shall have my vengeance!
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 16, 2008 14:13:43 GMT -5
Nah, if doing something second doesn't make the guy who did it first better, neither does being at a lower level.
But I'll look forward to your vengeance with the glee of a child at Christmas whose parents are going through a divorce and feel guilty towards what it does to the child.
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
Lower Midcarder
If Heaven Rides Against Us, Then Gods Be Damned
Posts: 117
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Mar 16, 2008 14:53:50 GMT -5
technically wouldn't he be first loser? not second loser? just wonderin.
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 16, 2008 14:58:58 GMT -5
Ah Cooler Clarke, you're always first loser, no on else comes as close to me as you do.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Mar 16, 2008 15:04:00 GMT -5
Behold! My promo is up. Hope you enjoy. Now I must get some sleep becaus ei have to be at work in seven hours.
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Post by Mortus on Mar 16, 2008 15:14:55 GMT -5
FUCKING NOVEL!
Get rid of the dark blue, then I'll read it.
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
Lower Midcarder
If Heaven Rides Against Us, Then Gods Be Damned
Posts: 117
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Mar 16, 2008 15:18:34 GMT -5
so long as I am always first loser I am completely satisfied.
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Post by Super 'Mella Bear on Mar 16, 2008 15:33:15 GMT -5
3 fuckin' post!!! UGHHH...
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Mr. Thomas Hookton
Lower Midcarder
If Heaven Rides Against Us, Then Gods Be Damned
Posts: 117
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Post by Mr. Thomas Hookton on Mar 16, 2008 15:50:49 GMT -5
Feedback done up until Feyd. Feedback on Hookton's first promo would be much appreciated.
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Post by The Pyro on Mar 16, 2008 16:49:46 GMT -5
Homicide Version 2!
Oh, and yes, promo is coming along. I just have to add tweaks to it, and make sure I don't start doing mathematical proofs within it.
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Post by Eric Ares on Mar 16, 2008 17:03:05 GMT -5
Serious question.
I just got called away for an emergency dealing with my job (apparently one of the athletes has gone nuts or something, not a good PR day lol) I should still be able to promo. But if I am late posting it would it still count?
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Post by Mortus on Mar 16, 2008 17:06:34 GMT -5
I believe the same method is used as FMW does regarding promoing in the voting timeframe.
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