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Post by Sam & Max on Jan 22, 2008 5:27:27 GMT -5
Max: So the pretty boy is offering to give me his two testicles.
Sam: That's... forward of him...
Max: You think I should...
Sam: No! Damnit Max, you are not choking down sperm into our stomach on our first day here! What would Lucy say?
Max: Oh, she loves it really.
Sam: You do not talk about my wife like that, man.
Max: Alright, alright. Don't get our panties in a twist. Look, can we get drunk already?
Sam: We're talking to Mr. Christ here, presuming he's not busy instructing his agents to only hire people that he thinks will job to him.
OOC: Bleh, sorry. So at the moment management is a mystery?
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Post by Craig Christ on Jan 22, 2008 5:35:36 GMT -5
You know, that one actually made me laugh.
Which one should I speak to? Samantha... No. She seems to be the one on the short-end, really.
Maxine, then - You can't touch Gunner or Trailblazer. They're mine. I would rather have sex with Celine Dion than allow you anywhere near me. And she's Canadian, for God's sake!
The more you speak, the more I can hear it. Its like this fucking static noise that just grows louder and more high pitched. Fucking "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee".
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Post by Sam & Max on Jan 22, 2008 5:44:42 GMT -5
Max: So you're replying to a high-pitched static noise? Remind me not to take you to an electrical repairs shop, you'd be stuck yammering all day. Man, it's a good job you got the looks in your family.
Sam: ...he...he...names...his...testicles...?
Max: So? Who doesn't?
Sam: Stop right there. I really don't want to know what you call our balls.
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Post by Craig Christ on Jan 22, 2008 5:47:00 GMT -5
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
OOC: Yip, management is a slight mystery at the moment.
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Post by Sam & Max on Jan 22, 2008 5:48:38 GMT -5
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Sam: Great, now he thinks he's The Fonz.
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Post by Craig Christ on Jan 22, 2008 5:53:12 GMT -5
I was doing Bible Study the other day. I read about some guy called Zaphod in there. He was a guy with two heads. The Bible was very confusing. Spaceships, talking mice, two headed people, Ford Prefects...
Anyway, my point is from now on I shall refer to you as Zaphod. You know, because you're a hydra and all?
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Post by Sam & Max on Jan 22, 2008 6:01:05 GMT -5
Sam: And why would someone called Christ need Bible study? Maybe you should've been in a maths lesson instead, where you'd have learned that our two heads are many times less than the number the mythical hydra had.
Max: I'm totally not going to get my bonk on if you keep mocking him like this.
Sam: I'm a teacher, Max! It's in our blood to challenge ignorance!
Max: Ignore him, Craigy. You can call me anything you want to.
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Post by Craig Christ on Jan 22, 2008 6:05:05 GMT -5
Max: Ignore him, Craigy. You can call me anything you want to. How about ridiculously and endlessly annoying?
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Post by Sam & Max on Jan 22, 2008 6:10:24 GMT -5
Max: Twelve syllables? How exactly are you going to be screaming that out in the throes of passion when we finally spend the night together?
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Post by Craig Christ on Jan 22, 2008 7:35:50 GMT -5
Hah! You don't have any relation to a man called Ken Ryans, do you? Because you're just as thick skulled as that guy. In fact, you're doubly so. You would make me angry if I wasn't laughing so hard at your twin bobbleheads.
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Post by Sir Feyd Brisbane on Jan 22, 2008 7:42:25 GMT -5
Listen Brisbane, weapons aren't needed for you to be made in to a mockery. You can bring all the weapons you want. At the end of the day they won't get you shit. This is wrestling not war. Besides, you don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Especially one with me, Magnum. Alas, another charlattan. Wrestling, not war? What's the difference?
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Post by Super 'Mella Bear on Jan 22, 2008 12:57:31 GMT -5
OOC: LMAO @ Sam & Max!!! I can't wait to read a S&M promo.
Oh shit - S&M!!! LMMFAO!!! ;D
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Post by Mike Forrest on Jan 22, 2008 15:08:56 GMT -5
Look at the cast of freaks we have in this place. We got this crazy two-headed thing that makes the dude from the goonies look handsome, A guy convinced that if he gets enough gold he can buy the princesses freedom...whatever that means and tweedle de and tweedle dumb in Ribz and 13 who bring absolutely nothing to the conversation. On the bright side things can only go up.....
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13
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Post by 13 on Jan 22, 2008 15:19:04 GMT -5
We might not bring something to the table, but we bring something to the company wrestling wise.
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ribz
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Post by ribz on Jan 22, 2008 16:26:00 GMT -5
I suppose our resident black person's ebonics is just what the world needs when it comes to having those memorable conversations. How interesting that none of us were able to find that out.
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Post by Mortus on Jan 22, 2008 16:56:39 GMT -5
This can't be for real...
Does that mother-fucking-cock-ram have two heads? Is one of those shit-dick-dripping-pig-wankers heads arguing with the other head?
What the fuck-damn-hell is in these god-fuck-turkey-gibblet-cum-stain testorone packs I'm injecting?
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Post by Eric Ares on Jan 22, 2008 17:08:05 GMT -5
This can't be for real...
Does that mother-fucking-cock-ram have two heads? Is one of those shit-dick-dripping-pig-wankers heads arguing with the other head?
What the fuck-damn-hell is in these god-fuck-turkey-gibblet-cum-stain testorone packs I'm injecting? Heroine?
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Exodus
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A mystery wrapped within an enigma
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Post by Exodus on Jan 22, 2008 17:21:59 GMT -5
Where am I? Master, why have you sent me here? I am confused, these people are so full of darkness, their souls weak. Master, must I hurt them? I will do so if it's what pleases you. Master, must I cause them pain? I will do so if that is what you ask of me. Master... may I kill them?
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Post by Eric Ares on Jan 22, 2008 17:23:34 GMT -5
No.
You may however join the mall goth parade. I heard there will be 'spiked' punch.
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Exodus
Lower Midcarder
A mystery wrapped within an enigma
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Post by Exodus on Jan 22, 2008 17:28:19 GMT -5
Goth? I once sat and watched as the One Who Denied Me rained fiery hate upon the Goth tribes as they attempted to sack Rome. I was impressed by their valiant efforts against what the world told them was holy and right. I would be proud to be one of their nation but alas, I stand alongside no man; I may only kneel at the feet of my Master.
As for this punch, I am confused. Are we wearing spiked gloves when we do battle here? If so, I am prepared and excited, the more blood that flows from the dark souls I sense here the better.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jan 22, 2008 17:32:00 GMT -5
Hmm, I dare you to take Current Events for 500 dollars.
Doesn't seem like your strong suit.
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Post by Mortus on Jan 22, 2008 17:39:35 GMT -5
This can't be for real...
Does that mother-fucking-cock-ram have two heads? Is one of those shit-dick-dripping-pig-wankers heads arguing with the other head?
What the fuck-damn-hell is in these god-fuck-turkey-gibblet-cum-stain testorone packs I'm injecting? Heroine? No, the male sex hormone which my body no longer naturally produces in large enough quantities, lacking testes and all, you fuck-hole-granny-rimming-soggy-biscuit-shit.
It maintains a sex drive and boosts aggression...
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Post by Eric Ares on Jan 22, 2008 17:44:53 GMT -5
Viagra?
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Post by Mortus on Jan 22, 2008 18:02:54 GMT -5
Fuck you, you egotistical-shit-hole.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jan 22, 2008 18:09:37 GMT -5
I would but I don't swing that way, and even if I did the writing on the box says we will have to wait about thirty minutes.
You know, so you can get an erection.
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Post by Mortus on Jan 22, 2008 19:43:33 GMT -5
Now, seeing as I have never taken Viagra, I wouldn't know that. How do you explain knowing?
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Post by Eric Ares on Jan 22, 2008 19:54:31 GMT -5
It's called google.
Get with the times nutless wonder.
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Post by Mortus on Jan 22, 2008 19:55:35 GMT -5
Your retort is un-con-fucking-vincing.
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Post by Eric Ares on Jan 22, 2008 22:23:30 GMT -5
Coming from the guy who can't finish a word without throwing a profanity into it, that really stings.
Honestly. I may have to spend 10 seconds being hurt by that.
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Post by kennithnoisewater on Jan 22, 2008 22:43:39 GMT -5
Listen Brisbane, weapons aren't needed for you to be made in to a mockery. You can bring all the weapons you want. At the end of the day they won't get you shit. This is wrestling not war. Besides, you don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Especially one with me, Magnum. Alas, another charlattan. Wrestling, not war? What's the difference? What the hell is a charlattan? And the difference is, if you kill someone. You don't get praised, you get exicuted. You know, just like the King used to do, you dillusional, wannabe knight.
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